Red Gardener
@kelsilo.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
As long as the kids are punching Nazis I dare to hope.
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
As long as the kids are punching Nazis I dare to hope.
Help pOr FAVoL! Ey! I got excited and listened to DeMACIo Bad Bunny Ey! I can't keep talking to the cooks like this. EY!
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Help pOr FAVoL! Ey! I got excited and listened to DeMACIo Bad Bunny Ey! I can't keep talking to the cooks like this. EY!
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CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
Mis compañera del trabajo finding out about my latin food obsession is the best thing that's ever happened at this job 😋
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Mis compañera del trabajo finding out about my latin food obsession is the best thing that's ever happened at this job 😋
Bad Bunny's elevating show got me back on my reggaeton BS. I realized I've never gone back to the Afro-Panamanian artist credited with inventing it, El General.
I just love so much that our man woke up and got dressed in uniform to sing about dancing, butts, and people dancing who have nice butts.
I just love so much that our man woke up and got dressed in uniform to sing about dancing, butts, and people dancing who have nice butts.
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Bad Bunny's elevating show got me back on my reggaeton BS. I realized I've never gone back to the Afro-Panamanian artist credited with inventing it, El General.
I just love so much that our man woke up and got dressed in uniform to sing about dancing, butts, and people dancing who have nice butts.
I just love so much that our man woke up and got dressed in uniform to sing about dancing, butts, and people dancing who have nice butts.
🎶 I sold my soul to the fascism stooooooooore 🎶
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
🎶 I sold my soul to the fascism stooooooooore 🎶
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it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
Loved this! Also bringing out Ricky Martin and putting some respect on Daddy Yankee.
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Loved this! Also bringing out Ricky Martin and putting some respect on Daddy Yankee.
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I personally got the LAST ONE! Mwa ha haaa!!! (But I shared it 😇). The Bad Bunny 🥨 with brown sugar, cinnamon, clove and coconut was so fucking good.
We are sold out! Sorry and thanks so much. I'll make more next time. It's so hard to judge the demand.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I personally got the LAST ONE! Mwa ha haaa!!! (But I shared it 😇). The Bad Bunny 🥨 with brown sugar, cinnamon, clove and coconut was so fucking good.
We are sold out! Sorry and thanks so much. I'll make more next time. It's so hard to judge the demand.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
We are sold out! Sorry and thanks so much. I'll make more next time. It's so hard to judge the demand.
After hearing them soon after another, I realized Springsteen's I'm on Fire is just a slow, minor, impossibly horny, version of Dire Straights Walk of Life and I don't know what yo do with it.
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
After hearing them soon after another, I realized Springsteen's I'm on Fire is just a slow, minor, impossibly horny, version of Dire Straights Walk of Life and I don't know what yo do with it.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
benitobowl special! 🎶 Pitorro de Coco 🎶 Pretzel only at @ottobarprf Sun. 2/8 from 12-4
Q mañana todos somos de P fokkin R 😆
Q mañana todos somos de P fokkin R 😆
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
benitobowl special! 🎶 Pitorro de Coco 🎶 Pretzel only at @ottobarprf Sun. 2/8 from 12-4
Q mañana todos somos de P fokkin R 😆
Q mañana todos somos de P fokkin R 😆
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one of the things that ai art can’t do is replicate the joy of doing art with yr friends, in community with others. i wrote a bit about how flexing this muscle doesn’t just rule but also builds essential organizing skills in an essay that will be up today on @flaminghydra.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
one of the things that ai art can’t do is replicate the joy of doing art with yr friends, in community with others. i wrote a bit about how flexing this muscle doesn’t just rule but also builds essential organizing skills in an essay that will be up today on @flaminghydra.com
Petition to make it illegal to play No Surprises in the workplace, because honestly I'm not trying to cry in here. 😆
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Petition to make it illegal to play No Surprises in the workplace, because honestly I'm not trying to cry in here. 😆
I just realized that my next Imbiss market is Super Bowl Sunday (at Ottobar, come through!) I guess I have a few days to figure out a Puerto Rico themed pretzel for the half time show. Sofrito? Pastelito Pretzel? 😆
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I just realized that my next Imbiss market is Super Bowl Sunday (at Ottobar, come through!) I guess I have a few days to figure out a Puerto Rico themed pretzel for the half time show. Sofrito? Pastelito Pretzel? 😆
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We found that Jeff Bezos paid *zero* taxes in 2007 and 2011.
In fact, he reported making so little in 2011 that he even claimed and received a $4,000 tax credit for his children.
This is how he did it (published 2021):
In fact, he reported making so little in 2011 that he even claimed and received a $4,000 tax credit for his children.
This is how he did it (published 2021):
The Secret IRS Files: Trove of Never-Before-Seen Records Reveal How the Wealthiest Avoid Income Tax
ProPublica has obtained a vast cache of IRS information showing how billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Warren Buffett pay little in income tax compared to their massive wealth — sometimes, ev...
www.propublica.org
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We found that Jeff Bezos paid *zero* taxes in 2007 and 2011.
In fact, he reported making so little in 2011 that he even claimed and received a $4,000 tax credit for his children.
This is how he did it (published 2021):
In fact, he reported making so little in 2011 that he even claimed and received a $4,000 tax credit for his children.
This is how he did it (published 2021):
Y'all already know what time it is. IT'S PRETZEL TIME! (And also time to abolish ICE, amirite?)
We're so back, baby.
Ottobar Punk Rock Flea Market Sun. 2/8 from 12-4 p.m.
Frederick PRFM Sun. 3/1 from 11-4 p.m. Steinhardt Brewing Co
Boordy Spring Festival Sun. 4/18 11-6 p.m. Boordy Vineyards
We're so back, baby.
Ottobar Punk Rock Flea Market Sun. 2/8 from 12-4 p.m.
Frederick PRFM Sun. 3/1 from 11-4 p.m. Steinhardt Brewing Co
Boordy Spring Festival Sun. 4/18 11-6 p.m. Boordy Vineyards
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Y'all already know what time it is. IT'S PRETZEL TIME! (And also time to abolish ICE, amirite?)
We're so back, baby.
Ottobar Punk Rock Flea Market Sun. 2/8 from 12-4 p.m.
Frederick PRFM Sun. 3/1 from 11-4 p.m. Steinhardt Brewing Co
Boordy Spring Festival Sun. 4/18 11-6 p.m. Boordy Vineyards
We're so back, baby.
Ottobar Punk Rock Flea Market Sun. 2/8 from 12-4 p.m.
Frederick PRFM Sun. 3/1 from 11-4 p.m. Steinhardt Brewing Co
Boordy Spring Festival Sun. 4/18 11-6 p.m. Boordy Vineyards
I'm down, you dig, Jack.
Hey, we're doing the "miss, I speak jive" joke from Airplane! again!
> Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
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> She never expected to slay.
stolen from https://wapo.st/4qIqlTl
#nationalgalleryofart #genz #slang #art #maiolica
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> She never expected to slay.
stolen from https://wapo.st/4qIqlTl
#nationalgalleryofart #genz #slang #art #maiolica
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I'm down, you dig, Jack.
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hey this is tonight! ice be damned, it would be cool if you can come thru
Atomic Books, 7pm
Roddy Bottum (Faith No More, Imperial Teen, Man on Man) in conversation with Rahne Alexander about his new memoir, THE ROYAL WE
Atomic Books, 7pm
Roddy Bottum (Faith No More, Imperial Teen, Man on Man) in conversation with Rahne Alexander about his new memoir, THE ROYAL WE
January 30, 2026 at 2:25 PM
hey this is tonight! ice be damned, it would be cool if you can come thru
Atomic Books, 7pm
Roddy Bottum (Faith No More, Imperial Teen, Man on Man) in conversation with Rahne Alexander about his new memoir, THE ROYAL WE
Atomic Books, 7pm
Roddy Bottum (Faith No More, Imperial Teen, Man on Man) in conversation with Rahne Alexander about his new memoir, THE ROYAL WE
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This isn’t about convicting Don Lemon. It’s unlikely that will happen. It’s about intimidating journalists & making them censure themselves out of fear of consequences. It’s about eroding the free press because the administration can’t afford the criticism.
This just in: "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell says.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This isn’t about convicting Don Lemon. It’s unlikely that will happen. It’s about intimidating journalists & making them censure themselves out of fear of consequences. It’s about eroding the free press because the administration can’t afford the criticism.
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These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
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BALTIMORE. 1/30.
SHUT EM DOWN.
“Settle your quarrels, come together, understand the reality of our situation, understand that fascism is already here, that people are already dying who could be saved, that generations more will live poor butchered half-lives if you fail to act."
- George Jackson
SHUT EM DOWN.
“Settle your quarrels, come together, understand the reality of our situation, understand that fascism is already here, that people are already dying who could be saved, that generations more will live poor butchered half-lives if you fail to act."
- George Jackson
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
BALTIMORE. 1/30.
SHUT EM DOWN.
“Settle your quarrels, come together, understand the reality of our situation, understand that fascism is already here, that people are already dying who could be saved, that generations more will live poor butchered half-lives if you fail to act."
- George Jackson
SHUT EM DOWN.
“Settle your quarrels, come together, understand the reality of our situation, understand that fascism is already here, that people are already dying who could be saved, that generations more will live poor butchered half-lives if you fail to act."
- George Jackson