Kelsey
@kelskels06.bsky.social
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Mom of 2, Cat Mom of 3, Cornhusker, Democrat, Keeper of @Gonzo.bsky.social ‘s Stats. Reports directly to Sandor.
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kelskels06.bsky.social
Their birthdays are in July/August. They hung out at the humane society after I birthed them until their gotcha day. 👀
kelskels06.bsky.social
Naturally! It’s probably cause I took Tylenol when I was pregnant.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Gotcha day for my babies THAT I BIRTHED 4 years ago.

You guys can see the family resemblance, yeah?
Tiny orange kitten with an eye goober cuddled on a green hoodie. Three kittens (from left to right: orange tabby, black/brown tabby, and grey) sitting on a blue blanket eating out of metal bowls A brown/black tabby kitten sitting on the base of a scratcher pot that has a feather hanging from it A grey kitten looking to the right laying on a white cat bed.
kelskels06.bsky.social
It’s okay, Gonzo! I’ll share the one I got for my statistics with you!
kelskels06.bsky.social
So much exposure to toes and no biting!
kelskels06.bsky.social
I’m currently listening to the original 1977 Bat Out of Hell record on a bubblegum pink record player and it feels very appropriate.
kelskels06.bsky.social
On Wednesdays we wear pink
A woman wearing a hot pink sweater with long brown curly hair and glasses smiling at the camera
kelskels06.bsky.social
Awake at 4 am so sharing maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever said wherein I’m casually terrorizing my coworkers with dead dad jokes. 💀
Screenshot of a teams chat conversation that reads:
[Kelsey] “My dad’s birthday would be a week from today if he hadn’t died and abandoned me”

[response from coworker] GIF of a man with a horrified look on his face and the text “Jesus!”

[Kelsey] “Yeah, apparently that’s who he felt like he needed to hang out with more than me”
kelskels06.bsky.social
👀
irisblue.bsky.social
5% is not enough for pesting Charlie Brown on the eve of fang surgery. Sandor will hear about this.
kelskels06.bsky.social
From one delite to another, it is weerd.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Thank you! I think I looked pretty cute today! 😀
kelskels06.bsky.social
Gonzo almost never has ragrets!
kelskels06.bsky.social
Had pictures with my girls this morning and this trailer just happened to be at the park.
A woman sitting next to a trailer that says “A lot going on at the moment”.
kelskels06.bsky.social
It’s a good one. My 8 year old came up with it. The cat is Lynn. Lynnette for short.
kelskels06.bsky.social
This is Disco Joe. Sorry for the terrible photo. I’m laying on the couch and didn’t want to move.
Photo of a skeleton with a silver jack o lantern head.
kelskels06.bsky.social
I think it was a live art installation actually.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Is this like when @gonzo.bsky.social bites Momb’s toes?

Disco Joe is innocent!
Grey cat biting the foot of a skeleton named Disco Joe
kelskels06.bsky.social
My personal favorite talent of his is tale in spagbetty.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Wow, you are really talented!
kelskels06.bsky.social
Yes. In fact, I think that he’s legally required to.
kelskels06.bsky.social
These are Disco Joe and the Unnamed Skull and they are in a band with the same name. I will not be taking further questions at this time.
A silver skeleton with a silver metallic jack o lantern head sitting on a brown couch next to a much larger disco ball skull.
kelskels06.bsky.social
Driving around with Eldest Daughter on full blast and my sunroof open.

If you don’t like this album, I think you’ve maybe never actually been happy.