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kenoshakickers.bsky.social
@kenoshakickers.bsky.social
I play MLB the Show way too much. New Minnesotan.
The gang is all here. I also managed a photo of Stormy without her looking like a vague blob.
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The arena stream is pretty nifty.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What a good day to get league pass set up.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Oh nice, finally found the box with my weed. I haven't had a bowl in over two weeks. This should help me relax."

*takes hit*

"I should unpack and organize 10-15 boxes in the next four hours."

"Hmmm now my body hurts. I guess I should have some weed to relax."

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November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Once I start unpacking things, I turn into a methed up hamster.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Do all NFL teams just kind of suck in general this year?
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Life might be shit, but there's a Pokestop directly in front of my house.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Still getting used to how early sports occur out here.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
First night at the new house in the big city. All of my car windows are broken, the grocery store down the street is on fire, and I've been murdered twice before noon.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Everything hurts, but I have a chair and my PlayStation set up.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
In the home stretch of relocating to a different state and my wife has one last flight on Tuesday for the final step. Fun times right now :/
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Motherfucker couldn't even handle a lunch rush at a goddamn Panera Bread.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Because what they call "depression" right now isn't necessarily a serotonin imbalance, you just have an ounce or more of empathy and you're having a completely normal reaction to the state of the country and world.
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's real nice to walk in your neighborhood around election time and the yard signs aren't national embarrassments.
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Shit
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Just saw a commercial for nicotine pouches before the World Series on network TV. Great sign of things to come when we're advertising nicotine again.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Podcasts ads have become so bad I switched to audiobooks.
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And I no longer live in Ohio.
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The thing about psychotic sociopathic narcissistics is when you tell them they are unpopular, they always lash out. You will be subjected to the narcissists crash out. Now give that person unlimited money and command of the military.

"We'll fix it in the midterms." - The Dems
Trump: "I don't think we're necessarily going to ask for a declaration of war, I think we're just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country. We're going to kill them. They're going to be, like dead."
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is where George W Bush watched Scary Movie 3 and we're just going to tear it down???
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's Friday morning. Have you spent time with your companies Chatbot this week?
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM