Kevin Allman
@kevinallman.bsky.social
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I’ll be posting soon. Jokes and journalism. Slow-walking over here. #nolatwitter
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kevinallman.bsky.social
True all across the leadership spectrum.
kevinallman.bsky.social
This is embarrassing.

I’ve got decades of actual journalism experience (Bari has none, just journalism-adjacent) and I would have no business leading CBS News.
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
kevinallman.bsky.social
“People who didn’t know they had insurance”????
atrupar.com
Dr Oz: "Some of the reasons that premiums are going up is because if you take people who didn't know they had insurance and therefore never put in any claims off the rolls, then you still have people who are charging enough to make up the difference. But I do think there are criminal elements."
kevinallman.bsky.social
Ernie K-Doe vibes and if you know you know
wagatwe.com
Republicans taking notes
Cameroon's 92-year-old President,
Paul Biya, reportedly sent statues
of himself and his wife to a
campaign event as he was unable
to attend due to old age
kevinallman.bsky.social
“Helena Morena”?
therhancock19.bsky.social
The Times Picaynue is a joke newspaper.
kevinallman.bsky.social
She was very cool! A biker chick, one of Bette Midler’s backup singers, and a talented comedian.
kevinallman.bsky.social
I had lunch with and interviewed Katey when MWC just started.

“Well, I have to start with Peggy’s look — “

“Of course you do! That’s the best part!”

She was charming and down-to-earth.
kevinallman.bsky.social
Reminder that media don’t have to include corporate branding in reporting. Only the festival that got the corporate cashish does.
nolanews.bsky.social
The National Fried Chicken Festival presented by Cane’s concluded in New Orleans, Sunday, Oct. 5, 2025 under a light rain broken up by brief patches of sunshine. 40 restaurants were
National Fried Chicken Fest concludes at lakefront
The National Fried Chicken Festival presented by Cane’s concluded in New Orleans, Sunday, Oct. 5, 2025 under a light rain broken up by brief patches of sunshine. 40 restaurants were
bit.ly
kevinallman.bsky.social
I’m up to party, carambo, fiesta, but at this age I can’t do it forever
kevinallman.bsky.social
Haven’t really talked about it but undiagnosed acid reflux earned me a middle of the night ambulance ride and a night in the hospital last year.

Did you know the acid could go past your throat and into your eardrums, losing your entire sense of balance? Me either.
revmelanienola.bsky.social
Acid reflux 😈: You want to have insomnia? Burps that burn your throat? Throw up? Cramps? Diarrhea?
Me: No I don’t want any of that! None of it! I just wanna sleep!
😈: Haha you thought it was a choice? You get ALL of it!
kevinallman.bsky.social
Can we give up the fiction that, golly, farmers just HATE taking federal subsidies? They take it by the billions every year.
atrupar.com
Joni Ernst: "Unfortunately, our farmers do need that assistance. They don't like it. They consider it welfare. They want trade, not aid. So we really need to see some of these new markets opening up around the globe ... but if there's anybody that can make a deal, it's President Trump."
kevinallman.bsky.social
Both the dog and the cat know that hand flash means “That’s all the treats you’re getting for now”
kevinallman.bsky.social
They have not held up well. See also: Richard Ford.
kevinallman.bsky.social
My favorite thing I ever saw at Gretna Fest wasn’t a musician.

It was a dirtbag teenage Westbank teen splitting a cig with his pregnant girlfriend.
kevinallman.bsky.social
I hope every journalist there heads for the exits.
phillewis.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned.

Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
kevinallman.bsky.social
Jeff Lynne at the keyboard:

She’s an evil woman. Okay, that’s good.

Wait —

— she’s also a sweet talkin’ woman.

(Deep sigh)

I guess I have to write two songs.
kevinallman.bsky.social
Damn. Anyone else feel flu-y after the fall 2025 covid shot?
kevinallman.bsky.social
I’m right behind her next week. Can’t wait.