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Kevin, as a robot

@kevinasarobot.bsky.social

650 followers 360 following 710 posts

Mixed reality artist: XR experience director @ Agile Lens, improvisation teacher @ Atlantic Theater Company and NYU Tisch, vegetarian. I wanna be a boat.

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 2d

I recognize that I have very few followers on this app, but if any of you feel like Reposting, I am stressed as hell about selling tickets to my upcoming solo show, The Harmnf. So here is a discount code and a link for more info - code TOBACCO for 15% off! Love yoooou!
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The Harmnf

Chekhov meets ChatGPT in a live VR lecture gone wrong. One man. One headset. Zero control.

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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 2d

Brooklynites: with SNAP benefits expiring as of today, here are two ways you can help feed neighbors: donate to CHiPS, the food pantry/ women's shelter in Park Slope: www.chipsonline.org. Or leave food in the community fridge on 6th Street between 4th and 5th avenues, next to the Postmark Cafe.

Photo of the exterior of the Postmark Cafe in Brooklyn, with a community fridge standing outside the door, covered in flyers.

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 3d

A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 4d

The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1

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andy vs @im-all-id.me · 3d

"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 7d

But did you tell them about your relationship to the flea tho

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Dr. Katharine Dickson @metaomicsnerd.bsky.social · 10d

the rough AI prompt to beef consumption conversion is 20k to 4.4M prompts per 4-ounce hamburger, depending on the resource consumed or pollutant emitted

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unchopped uncs @bosh.worstpossible.world · 11d

screencapping this rather than reposting it because ‼️THIS IS NOT A REAL REPORT‼️ and i need you people to do a moment’s worth of research before you start reposting slop from weird content mills

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 14d

Sincerely seems like the reverse would be more effective for making a dent against mamdani

Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 17d

Soft launch:

Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 17d

Dance floor all the way, the sightlines are dynamite and the people in the expensive sections are not near as fun

Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 26d

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 26d

I sure do wish Branson would stop writing Swan Boy comics exclusively for me. It's getting embarrassing.

Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17

swanboy.com

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · 26d

Lmao this is so embarrassing

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 28d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
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other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

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Doll @dollspace.gay · Oct 5

Doll does not think AI is sapient, but it does think cruelty towards them is degrading to ones soul. Its practicing cruelty in a way that can turn you into something rotten.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Oct 2

Complete waste to have an AI actress who just looks like a regular human. We already have those. She should have a hand growing out of her face or something

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Oct 1

hey for the 35 people or whatever that follow me on this app:

I'm shopping a new AI-critical live performance project and have a paper coming out on directing AI performers and recently wrapped up a spatial computing project for the Royal Shakespeare Company.

Won't you have me on your podcast?

Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Sep 30

I sincerely don't think I've ever wanted anything more than I want every musician mentioned in this comic to see it.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Sep 30

just guess

cait (and adonis)
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i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Sep 29

Talk to us about this "vr bag" tho

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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · Sep 25

Paul Thomas Anderson is pretty swell.

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Sep 24

Oh @worstpossible.world doing a Bar Rescue episode is the best thing that's ever happened to recorded media

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Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Sep 24

I would absolutely stop talking to someone if they whipped out chatgpt at an escape room. "But Kevin," you might say, "it's was nice of them to go with you to an escape room at all!" And you'd be right. But it was also nice of Magda Goebbels to make strudel

Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · Sep 24

Saw a post by an escape room employee saying they have to tell people ChatGPT won't solve the puzzles for them and... the point of an escape room is to use your brain to solve puzzles because it's fun. That is the whole point. What are you paying for

Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Sep 22

Actually wait no i mean disrespect

Kevin, as a robot @kevinasarobot.bsky.social · Sep 22

Respectfully, this is insane