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Sarcasm is my gas station boner pill.
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STOP SAYING "DOUBLE TAP"
The didn't fire 2 shots in rapid succession in a single engagement
This was two SEPARATE strikes an hour or more apart with time to re-assess & re-evaluate
A second order was given for a 2nd strike
Knock it off with the inaccurate trendy catch-phrase trying to sound cool
The didn't fire 2 shots in rapid succession in a single engagement
This was two SEPARATE strikes an hour or more apart with time to re-assess & re-evaluate
A second order was given for a 2nd strike
Knock it off with the inaccurate trendy catch-phrase trying to sound cool
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
STOP SAYING "DOUBLE TAP"
The didn't fire 2 shots in rapid succession in a single engagement
This was two SEPARATE strikes an hour or more apart with time to re-assess & re-evaluate
A second order was given for a 2nd strike
Knock it off with the inaccurate trendy catch-phrase trying to sound cool
The didn't fire 2 shots in rapid succession in a single engagement
This was two SEPARATE strikes an hour or more apart with time to re-assess & re-evaluate
A second order was given for a 2nd strike
Knock it off with the inaccurate trendy catch-phrase trying to sound cool
Fuck Bret Stephens for this war crime of an article and genocide of a take. If you want someone to blame Netanyahu and the IDF are RIGHT THERE!!!
Opinion | Bondi Beach Is What ‘Globalize the Intifada’ Looks Like
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fuck Bret Stephens for this war crime of an article and genocide of a take. If you want someone to blame Netanyahu and the IDF are RIGHT THERE!!!
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
What a rube, what a mark, sucker, loser, sham... Can someone please dress up like his dad and say he loved him so we can stop this nonsense?
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What a rube, what a mark, sucker, loser, sham... Can someone please dress up like his dad and say he loved him so we can stop this nonsense?
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the fact that they have never had sisqo do toyotathong song speaks to a deep rot in this country
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
the fact that they have never had sisqo do toyotathong song speaks to a deep rot in this country
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Classic Karen Slayer. Watch til the end.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Classic Karen Slayer. Watch til the end.
This is what incompetent government looks like. Taking your eye off the real ball and focusing on deporting innocent brown people.
CNN: Trump granted the DC shooter asylum in April.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is what incompetent government looks like. Taking your eye off the real ball and focusing on deporting innocent brown people.
Treasury secretary says any day now those tax... er tariffs on American consumers will bring prices down.
From CNN Today
Let's change this America
Vote them out
Please share this if sadly you MAGA at your Thanksgiving dinner
Let's change this America
Vote them out
Please share this if sadly you MAGA at your Thanksgiving dinner
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Treasury secretary says any day now those tax... er tariffs on American consumers will bring prices down.
Cool, but to be clear... FUCK CHUCK SCHUMER... UTTERLY. Good take thought NYT
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cool, but to be clear... FUCK CHUCK SCHUMER... UTTERLY. Good take thought NYT
"Dems should be put to death... except for this dreamy Zohran... can I call you Bubba?" Trump, probably
Chuck Schumer and Don Jr hiding in the curtains shaking with anger
"The better he does, the happier I am," Donald Trump says about Zohran Mamdani as he congratulates him.
Trump speaking with a warm tone towards the new mayor of New York City.
Trump speaking with a warm tone towards the new mayor of New York City.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Dems should be put to death... except for this dreamy Zohran... can I call you Bubba?" Trump, probably
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everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow
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Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Don't leave words unsaid, tell all the ones who need to hear, "go fuck yourself."
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November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
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LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
LEAVITT: They are encouraging service members not to follow lawful orders!
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
REPORTER: They're talking about illegal orders
LEAVITT: They're suggesting the president has given illegal orders, which he has not. Every single order given is lawful.
And the only thing left was the binder it came in.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
And the only thing left was the binder it came in.
Translation: Bondi shredded the 90% of pages with him on them.
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Reverses Stance on Epstein Files Ahead of House Vote
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Translation: Bondi shredded the 90% of pages with him on them.
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She followed+taunted David Hogg
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
Video surfaces of Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor with baseless claims | CNN Politics
Video of Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg before she was elected to Congress went viral Wednesday amid an uproar over newly surfaced comments sh...
www.cnn.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They will overreach
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They will overreach
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
(gestures to everything of negative origin)
What if... all you MAGA-tards are part of the Pedo ring and it's cover up?
Steve Bannon Offered Trump’s MAGA as Shield for Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein helped shape Trump’s MAGA movement through a secret alliance with its chief architect, Steve Bannon, who told him it could help him “stave off Time’s Up for a decade” in return for str...
bylinetimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What if... all you MAGA-tards are part of the Pedo ring and it's cover up?
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Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
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Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
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GOP now standes for
Guardians of the Pedophiles
Guardians of the Pedophiles
August 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
GOP now standes for
Guardians of the Pedophiles
Guardians of the Pedophiles
In case you were wondering what panic smells like:
Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In case you were wondering what panic smells like:
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Better headline: Trump faces mounting heat for RAPING CHILDREN from mountain of evidence in Epstein emails
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Better headline: Trump faces mounting heat for RAPING CHILDREN from mountain of evidence in Epstein emails