Kevin McCaffrey
@kevinmccaff.bsky.social
Comedian. Appeared on Letterman & a bunch of truTV/Vh1 shows you watched accidentally. Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots, The Bridgerton Bros. Either a little drunk or talking to a dog, sometimes both. linktree.com/kevinmccaffrey for tour dates!
Kitchen table issues. The stuff real Americans talk about with their families. Which font is giving them the hardest time
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Kitchen table issues. The stuff real Americans talk about with their families. Which font is giving them the hardest time
If *Piers Morgan* made me look like a pussy, buddy, that would be a series wrap on Kev. You would not hear from me. Seal Team 6 would be at a loss as to my whereabouts. Bing bong fml
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If *Piers Morgan* made me look like a pussy, buddy, that would be a series wrap on Kev. You would not hear from me. Seal Team 6 would be at a loss as to my whereabouts. Bing bong fml
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After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
People who love to say “all lives matter” get really annoyed when you wish happy to ALL the holidays
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
People who love to say “all lives matter” get really annoyed when you wish happy to ALL the holidays
Europe is going to Tariffs
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Europe is going to Tariffs
Shout out to Jalen Hurts for only turning it over once on that last play in overtime. The man is clutch
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Shout out to Jalen Hurts for only turning it over once on that last play in overtime. The man is clutch
I have never seen a game that more deserved to end in a tie than this Eagles Chargers abomination
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I have never seen a game that more deserved to end in a tie than this Eagles Chargers abomination
I have no real natural reason to feel animosity toward either but, after watching tonight’s game, I viscerally hate both the Eagles and the Chargers. This was rude
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I have no real natural reason to feel animosity toward either but, after watching tonight’s game, I viscerally hate both the Eagles and the Chargers. This was rude
This may not be the worst football game I’ve ever seen, but definitely the worst I’ve seen between teams that are, by record, both “good”
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This may not be the worst football game I’ve ever seen, but definitely the worst I’ve seen between teams that are, by record, both “good”
Is DJ Moore invisible? Is there something about him that Caleb can literally not see? Does he have single digit blindness
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Is DJ Moore invisible? Is there something about him that Caleb can literally not see? Does he have single digit blindness
One time I got thrown out of my 3rd grade class because I made fun of a classmate who mistakenly thought the "rectum" was located in the arm. "Yeah, Andy, that's why you have to take off your shirt to take a dump." I destroyed. Such a hard kill. King of the highbrow
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
One time I got thrown out of my 3rd grade class because I made fun of a classmate who mistakenly thought the "rectum" was located in the arm. "Yeah, Andy, that's why you have to take off your shirt to take a dump." I destroyed. Such a hard kill. King of the highbrow
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Please donate to @lastreetcare.bsky.social so we can get people blankets and tents. CD1 literally left people in the cold.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Please donate to @lastreetcare.bsky.social so we can get people blankets and tents. CD1 literally left people in the cold.
tinyurl.com/lascdonate
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Just got followed on insta by a comedy club that’s never returned an email, hell yeah dude
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just got followed on insta by a comedy club that’s never returned an email, hell yeah dude
Love the original pitch of the radiator. "If ya don't mind sound of brass-knuckled fighter punching cans for an hour, we'll raise the temp 200 degrees"
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Love the original pitch of the radiator. "If ya don't mind sound of brass-knuckled fighter punching cans for an hour, we'll raise the temp 200 degrees"
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As a DK Metcalf fantasy football player, can we please shoot some more Ivermectin into Aaron Rodgers, stat
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As a DK Metcalf fantasy football player, can we please shoot some more Ivermectin into Aaron Rodgers, stat
It gives me so much joy to finally be able to say this in a way that has nothing to do with his personality or my favorite team losing to him: Aaron Rodgers sucks. Like, actually bad! Beautiful to see
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It gives me so much joy to finally be able to say this in a way that has nothing to do with his personality or my favorite team losing to him: Aaron Rodgers sucks. Like, actually bad! Beautiful to see
This afternoon’s slate of games may be the worst football I’ve ever seen. The Great Famine of Offense
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This afternoon’s slate of games may be the worst football I’ve ever seen. The Great Famine of Offense
LSU is the gold standard of poaching personally repellant coaches in the midst of great seasons who…aren’t even *that* great
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
LSU is the gold standard of poaching personally repellant coaches in the midst of great seasons who…aren’t even *that* great
Yeah canceled doesn’t mean anything. There are other words we can use, guys
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Yeah canceled doesn’t mean anything. There are other words we can use, guys
“Notre Dame you have to join a conference to be serious” yes, as serious as 5-loss Duke being in the championship game over Miami. Very serious stuff going on in the conferences I see
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“Notre Dame you have to join a conference to be serious” yes, as serious as 5-loss Duke being in the championship game over Miami. Very serious stuff going on in the conferences I see
They say teams take on the personality of their coach. A Pat Narduzzi-led team being repeatedly, demonstrably and unnecessarily stupid sure seems to support that theory
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They say teams take on the personality of their coach. A Pat Narduzzi-led team being repeatedly, demonstrably and unnecessarily stupid sure seems to support that theory
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"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Caleb Williams has so many tools. If he could throw a ball to a receiver’s hands, he’d be unstoppable
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Caleb Williams has so many tools. If he could throw a ball to a receiver’s hands, he’d be unstoppable
Okay, NOW you can do Christmas stuff
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Okay, NOW you can do Christmas stuff