Author | Lightnews

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 1d

“Why Mamdani Winning the Election Could Be Bad for Mamdani” - NYC media

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 1d

Have any comics thought of recording themselves in 4K asking if two people in the crowd are “dating” or “together” and then following it with zero jokes whatsoever? Seems like it could be big

4

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 8d

I’m a traditional conservative. I care about things all traditional conservatives care about. The Super Bowl halftime show. Women’s swimming. Mexican people I see at the grocery store. They might not even be Mexican. Could be Italian, or even like a hard Greek, but either way I’m calling the cops

7

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 10d

“Dedication Night” on dancing with the stars. Rumor is one of the Mormon Housewives is gonna do a samba in honor of Charlie Kirk

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 11d

Really nice piece here defector.com/there-will-n...

There Will Never Be Another 'WTF With Marc Maron' | Defector

I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...

defector.com

4

Reposted by Kevin McCaffrey

southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12d

Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.

480 2K 8.3K

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 16d

Tfw Kershaw sees two men holding hands

Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social · 16d

New sad Kershaw just dropped.

8

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 19d

Hahah 🙏

1

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 19d

Reclusive hair, more like

5

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 19d

Comic friend of mine in first class while I’m in Comfort+. Devastating demonstration of career failure on my part

1 3

Reposted by Kevin McCaffrey

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

600 990 7.6K

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 22d

(48 year old parent of 3 after making a mortgage payment)
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!

1 6

Reposted by Kevin McCaffrey

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 26d

Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

2 5

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 23d

“I’m kind of sarcastic” = “I’m not funny but I will frequently say something that seems unnecessarily mean”

9

Reposted by Kevin McCaffrey

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 23d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

500 4K 9.5K

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 26d

Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised

2 5

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 26d

I think I’d have more time for the Charlie K pearl clutching and the “how dare Luigi” folks if those weren’t the same people who shrugged off police killing innocent people by saying “hey we all do an oopsy sometimes!”

1 4

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 27d

I make most of my money from comedy, and the rest from betting against James Franklin in big games

2

Reposted by Kevin McCaffrey

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29d

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

310 1.7K 17K

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · 29d

At a bar in a college town and the drink orders sound like QBs calling audibles. “Double mango tango, #3. Mango tango. Spicy Pete! 2 spicy Pete!”

2

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 24

I’m a big enough late night history nerd that I successfully predicted a Jack Paar shout out with Kimmel’s “as I was saying…” opener. I am dork

5

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 23

Bill Maher was literally born before interstate highways existed and he hosts a show called “Club Random” and wears shirts that just say “Weed” on it. Maybe we don’t have to worry about him as a serious intellect anymore

1 1 21

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 22

Have never been more disconnected. Glad to not have to regularly talk about them anymore. Wish about 10 of them the best

1 5

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 21

Shout out to Democratic fundraising strategy, that took the format of scammer texts, but tweaked it to make every single one longer than The Catcher In The Rye

1 3

Kevin McCaffrey @kevinmccaff.bsky.social · Sep 20

(Audio file of my wife sighing) @grok what does this mean

1