Keychain System (Involuntarily Unemployed)
@keybladespirit.bsky.social
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
=HAPPY THURSDAY! I'm Sharkey and I'm streaming HADES 2 *RIGHT NOW*.
www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
=HAPPY THURSDAY! I'm Sharkey and I'm streaming HADES 2 *RIGHT NOW*.
www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
www.twitch.tv/keybladespirit =
I say we shut down ICE and replace them with IVE: Immunization and Vaccine Enforcement. If you don't have a doctor's note saying vaccines are dangerous for you, you're getting vaxxed whether you like it or not. Refuse? You go to the antivax colony.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I say we shut down ICE and replace them with IVE: Immunization and Vaccine Enforcement. If you don't have a doctor's note saying vaccines are dangerous for you, you're getting vaxxed whether you like it or not. Refuse? You go to the antivax colony.
=Breathing is STUPID. Eating is STUPID. I fucking HATE blinking. Drinking water's pretty cool, I guess. Teeth? Dumb. Nails? Weird. Hair? Just awful. HEAD hair? Little more than a tool to affirm my gender. SKIN??? Okay I kinda fuck with that. Bones, those are cool. MUSCLES though? Get outta here.=
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
=Breathing is STUPID. Eating is STUPID. I fucking HATE blinking. Drinking water's pretty cool, I guess. Teeth? Dumb. Nails? Weird. Hair? Just awful. HEAD hair? Little more than a tool to affirm my gender. SKIN??? Okay I kinda fuck with that. Bones, those are cool. MUSCLES though? Get outta here.=
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the bunlith web series kickstarter passed 160% funded!!!
to celebrate, have some beatrix renders 🪄🌌
support the show's first season here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
to celebrate, have some beatrix renders 🪄🌌
support the show's first season here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the bunlith web series kickstarter passed 160% funded!!!
to celebrate, have some beatrix renders 🪄🌌
support the show's first season here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
to celebrate, have some beatrix renders 🪄🌌
support the show's first season here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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I hate the "if we were in post-scarcity" cope because
WE ARE
WE MAKE ENOUGH FOOD FOR EVERYONE
WE HAVE ENOUGH HOUSING FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE MORE MACHINES THAN WE HAVE PEOPLE
WE ARE IN A POST-SCARCITY WORLD
IT IS CAPITALISM THAT IS IN THE WAY OF IT ALL
AAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE
WE MAKE ENOUGH FOOD FOR EVERYONE
WE HAVE ENOUGH HOUSING FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE MORE MACHINES THAN WE HAVE PEOPLE
WE ARE IN A POST-SCARCITY WORLD
IT IS CAPITALISM THAT IS IN THE WAY OF IT ALL
AAAAAAAAAAA
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I hate the "if we were in post-scarcity" cope because
WE ARE
WE MAKE ENOUGH FOOD FOR EVERYONE
WE HAVE ENOUGH HOUSING FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE MORE MACHINES THAN WE HAVE PEOPLE
WE ARE IN A POST-SCARCITY WORLD
IT IS CAPITALISM THAT IS IN THE WAY OF IT ALL
AAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE
WE MAKE ENOUGH FOOD FOR EVERYONE
WE HAVE ENOUGH HOUSING FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE
WE MAKE MORE MACHINES THAN WE HAVE PEOPLE
WE ARE IN A POST-SCARCITY WORLD
IT IS CAPITALISM THAT IS IN THE WAY OF IT ALL
AAAAAAAAAAA
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In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.
=I'm DEMANDING Yoko Shimomura's take on Megalovania.=
Things a little strange, but somehow wonderful, are starting to take shape.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
=I'm DEMANDING Yoko Shimomura's take on Megalovania.=
=Posting my AO3 x Fanfiction.Net shipfic on Github.=
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
=Posting my AO3 x Fanfiction.Net shipfic on Github.=
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It’s transgender day of remembrance, I’ve lost too many sisters this year.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s transgender day of remembrance, I’ve lost too many sisters this year.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
It’s days like today where this old tweet from weedcatholic comes to mind.
You *have* to live, you can scream you can cry, but you gotta live.
=My most woke opinion is either:
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
=My most woke opinion is either:
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
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Routine reminder that cup sizes are a ridiculously inaccurate way to measure how big they are. This is WHY we have NTBV to begin with!
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Routine reminder that cup sizes are a ridiculously inaccurate way to measure how big they are. This is WHY we have NTBV to begin with!
=You don't engage with the gacha mechanics because you don't want to risk the temptation of giving money to an exploitative company. I don't engage with the gacha mechanics because I can't find the menu. We're more alike than you want to believe.=
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
=You don't engage with the gacha mechanics because you don't want to risk the temptation of giving money to an exploitative company. I don't engage with the gacha mechanics because I can't find the menu. We're more alike than you want to believe.=
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=The man to woman to shark to bot to computer to women pipeline.=
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
=The man to woman to shark to bot to computer to women pipeline.=
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if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
=Deep within the heart of my soul, my teeth are razor sharp, serrated, and regrow every three months. On my stupid fucking human nonshark body, my teeth have load bearing plaque.=
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
=Deep within the heart of my soul, my teeth are razor sharp, serrated, and regrow every three months. On my stupid fucking human nonshark body, my teeth have load bearing plaque.=
=I really can't help but feel like "body language" is something neurotypicals made up for no reason.=
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
=I really can't help but feel like "body language" is something neurotypicals made up for no reason.=
=I have a confession to make: I've read one book by Ayn Rand. That book was Anthem. There were some pretty misogynistic themes. It had worldbuilding equivalent to a strawman argument against socialism. It was pretty dang moralistic and preachy. But despite all that... it was a pretty fun read.=
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
=I have a confession to make: I've read one book by Ayn Rand. That book was Anthem. There were some pretty misogynistic themes. It had worldbuilding equivalent to a strawman argument against socialism. It was pretty dang moralistic and preachy. But despite all that... it was a pretty fun read.=
=Trying to find this PICO-8 game that I played once and really liked. I remember I think @maddymakesgames.com tweeted about it years ago, and it was made by a friend of hers? I remember playing as a bird and the main mechanic involved like... really short range teleportation?=
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
=Trying to find this PICO-8 game that I played once and really liked. I remember I think @maddymakesgames.com tweeted about it years ago, and it was made by a friend of hers? I remember playing as a bird and the main mechanic involved like... really short range teleportation?=
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What are some examples of mechsploitation
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What are some examples of mechsploitation
=You're tellin' me a SHRIMP assigned this gender??=
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
=You're tellin' me a SHRIMP assigned this gender??=
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