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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1h

Who knew you could put eyeliner on shit?

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1h

Why was it deleted?

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1h

Prediction: Stocks will rebound early today, not sure it will hold. Stocks will lose another 1000 points this week. Enjoy Trump's recession!

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 21h

That is one crowded asshole I'll bet.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

I used to love the folding picture, and spy vs spy.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

WTF happened to this country?I know I have not lived in the "real world" for over30yrs,but Jesus! Batshit Jesus freaks killing batshit muslim,for the right God.Military roaming cities with masks,tossing people in unmarked vans.No feds getting paid, except the miliary and the assholes in congress.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

OHH NOO!! Mr. Bill!

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

Give a little credit to the old, and in the way, Dems. They are so Goddamn inept and, like the Reps, crooked too.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

This is waaay too funny! "Kid rock" who will be 55 in January talking about real kids dressing stupid.I don't know if that's as funny as Ingram asking him about music.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

This is really low hanging fruit!!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

It's you George. Pretty normal to get 2 annual physicals annually. I think you have to pay extra {a tariff?} if you want to know your cholesterol, blood pressure, heart rate etc.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me it's not the hair.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

As the Dude would say, way More ICE than needed. for that beverage.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

More like business as usual, unfortunately.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 1d

On National Coming Out Day, know that I will always be an ally to you — no matter where you are on your journey.

I know that times may be scary, but you are seen, safe, supported, and loved here in Illinois.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

BIGLY!

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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Release the Epstein Files.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

Time for us anarchists! Hoping this will get me deported to Italy!

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed. And Americans, as a whole, are responsible for Trump. Glad I just received Italian citizenship after 5 years. sad to say, I would not be surprised if we've seen the last presidential election in America.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

You and I are old enough to remember when being against fascism was a GOOD thing. Then again that was when up was up and down was down. I miss those days

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

I loved Mad! When the National Lampoon came out, my partner in the pot business subscribed to it. I was always P.J. and his last name was O'Rourke. We were P.J. O'Rourke. I still remember the first cover,buy this issue or we'll kill this dog. Saw the stage show Lemmings w/Belushi, Chase, Gilda etc.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

AHH HA! Latest conspiracy theory , since release of Kirk's texts reveal the culprits behind the killing. As Lewis Black would say, it was the JEEEWS! They were not coughing up enough for him, and he was trying to distance his assholeness from their assholeness. O.K., whatever.

Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 1d

David Portnoy {Barstools founder}is pissed at Bernie Sanders. Sanders didn't congratulate Trump for his part in brokering "peace in the middle east".Quoting Portnoy,"by all accounts, one of the most successful things any politician has done in recent memory."By all accounts",really? Another fuckwit.

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Maybe later @keywestboy.bsky.social · 3d

I will bet ANYBODY that the Epstein files will be released, and will be so redacted that you will see NOTHING!