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Khobalt
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Allegedly? A fox. 25
sometimes nsfw
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ramunerichy.com
Ah i forgot to put it here... welp.. (post)-valentine's with @trashjolt.bsky.social x3
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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roxieproxy.bsky.social
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
khobalt.bsky.social
im gonna need some space and support from this breakup guys. im having a hard time
(starts fucking random dudes relentlessly two days afterwards)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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oddlyshinyfox.bsky.social
Puro suit
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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getgianni.com
Yep another one for the horrible bucket of "it was never about protecting children." These bigots are sex criminals, but fearmongering NSFW is just the bologna they use to get more people to swallow the pill of the real goal - erasure of the coolest and strongest people alive. Well yeah - fuck THAT!
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
4-part meme of lungs, a heart, a liver and a brain -I breathe air for you. -I pump blood for you. -I filter waste for you. -I am sorry, but because really specific, relatively recent developments in fiction happened during key stages of my development, you are going to be confused by how you feel watching the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon anime special and you will not understand at the time. Please forgive me
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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dexstnc.bsky.social
Lovely couple~
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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dudeverse.bsky.social
Grrrr :3

comm. @zeonproto.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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emmasartworks.bsky.social
A not-completely-exhaustive illustration of our winter shorebirds, but these are the species that you’re most likely to see during winter around Teesmouth (northeast England).
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#birdingNortheast
Pen and watercolour illustrations of waders/shorebirds from the Hartlepool/Teesmouth area of northeast England
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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fernwhisker.bsky.social
its never gonna go away #furry
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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puppyywife.bsky.social
*lick lick lick*
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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creatureindex.bsky.social
A digital illustration of a large black wolf with a lighter streak down its back and lighter fur around its yellow eyes, and a small orangey tan coyote wearing a red tracking collar with a whip antenna. Coyote is standing under the chest of the sitting black wolf with its head low, looking to the right up at the wolf, whose muzzle lays atop coyote's head and lowered ear. The wolf is sitting, its large head craning down to hold the coyote close in its fur. It's making eye contact with the coyote. There are words in the top and bottom of the piece that read "Little Coyote, Little Coyote, What do you see?" "I see a big wolf looking at me." The artwork is loose and painterly and though it doesn't fit the collage style of Eric Carle to a T, it is vaguely inspired by his work, hence the captions in line with the Iconic book he illustrated.
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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cinnabyte.vored.me
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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crimsonmayhem.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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bloominglynx.bsky.social
#Flareon 4/9 🔥
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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bloominglynx.bsky.social
Leafeon 7/9 🌿
February 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
khobalt.bsky.social
boyfriend ass as pillow 🤤
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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haxorusrose.bsky.social
THANK YOU XNIROX
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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kwholesaler.bsky.social
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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thegreatworlder.pmd.social
An experimental style painting I'm trying out!

(with a floragato that I may or may not ship)
February 11, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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andewitt.bsky.social
winter creature
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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robogrind.bsky.social
go my ralsei
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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foxkyle776.bsky.social
Day 41 - Orange Sylveon
sylveon which is uhh, orange
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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rondograzioso.bsky.social
Arcanine guy
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM