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mr. keeks
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My next door neighbor just gave me this 😂😂😭
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I can’t even articulate what it means to me to have Rachel Zoe back on Bravo #rhobh
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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you're watching sportsball? cute. i'm contemplating unseen realms, and new paradigms.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Craig thinking "Jay Gatsby" is a compliment checks out #southerncharm
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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christmas gift ideas
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
are we really only getting 8 episodes of VPR?? I don’t approve of this new model bravo is using to pay the younger casts less by cutting seasons in half #pumprules
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Apparently I listened to zero music in Feb. Probably bc of the seasonal depression.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
bong rips >> yoga
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's Baker Creek Catalog day!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Should I be gross and point out how much Timeé looks like a young Scott Disick in his Vogue spread or should I keep it to myself
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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We might not have frankincense and myrrh, but how about some gold? This necklace is a favourite in our fanny family, and we know some of your friends will love it too vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/...
CUNT Necklace
Be the CUNT you want to be. 35cm long cuban chain with 5cm extender. 18kt gold plated stainless steel necklace. This necklace is PVD vacuum coated which means it’s waterproof, tarnish free and won’t c...
vaginamuseumshop.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Eugene remains undefeated as the #1 man on bravo
Toyas house is so fkin beautiful! Her closet with the tree!! I wouldn't want to leave. And she can rock a Bob the builder as well ! Yas come through. I love Eugene he only gets better with time #married2med #marriedtomedicine
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
25 more days of retroshade. Great.
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every time Mercury comes out of retrograde grade, my flow gets fkd up and its's like everyone around me's vibes are suddenly in the gutter
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My feet are suddenly a half size to a full size bigger (length wise) than they've been since high school. Is this another aging thing that no one talks about?
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The #MarriedtoMed premiere is moving so quickly I've had to rewind like six times to hear and see everything thats going on and I'm only 15 mins in (complimentary)
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ashley calling another women a fraud is quite remarkable #RHOP
a woman is sitting in a chair with the words oh honey you don 't wanna do that behind her
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words oh honey you don 't wanna do that behind her
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
cleaned all day yesterday for a house showing that the person was an hour late to and left after three minutes bc they “didn’t care for the layout” when the floorplan was posted in the listing. What are we doing here.
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
#RHOP so we're supposed to believe that Stacey gossiped to Chris about Monique's conversation with the ladies when this entire entourage is sitting next to the women watching and eaves dropping and texting people 🤔🧐mmmkay 🙂‍↔️
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"a 3% discount" is a very stupid phrase and I wish to never hear it again
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When did every media outlet in the US decide decide to start spelling canceled in the British English form? Amazon does it too. I hate it.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
there is absolutely no copaganda allowed in this house (unless it stars Eric Bana)
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM