Now I'm a BLUE dragon
@kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
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Tree and bird nerd, master's student doing conservation biology, community conservation and citizen science enthusiast, volunteer, ride bikes. Whatungarongaro te tangata, toitū te whenua - As man disappears from sight, the land remains.
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kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Oh I don't wanna get out of bed today
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
This is how I feel about the state of the world atm tbh

youtu.be/iRcQb9Qyu-o?...
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Yea, they also had to go ask someone but it seems like as long as I get one tomorrow I should be all good 🤞 which is a relief because after hours when you live on the coast is a PAIN.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Are tetanus injections like.. urgent? I cut myself fairly deep yesterday with my saw that I use in the field.. and it turns out my last one was 8 years and a booster is recommended for after 5 years.. do I need to go to after hours? Or can I wait til tomorrow? 😬
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
HOW CAN THERE STILL BE A TWO WEEK HOLD FOR MY BOOK WHEN I PLACED IT NEARLY THREE WEEKS AGO ?!?!? WHO IS HOLDING ONTO MY BOOK !??@ PLEASE LET IT GO I WANAA REEEEAD IT!
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
And make it a year for every $10 million they wasted.. so that stil gives us at least 50 years to point out how fucking bad with money these dip numpties are.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Okay so you just know national are gonna try (in future) to call a statute of limitations on bringing up the ferries as an example of their poor economic mismanagement, so can we just agree now that that limit will be.. a year for every $1 million they wasted.. or maybe we should be nicer...
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
There's a guy staying at the house atm who keeps leaving the toilet seat up and watches videos out loud and ATE ALL MY CHICKEN NUGGETS (okay they weren't MINE but I wanted them for dinner and he cooked most of a packet of chicken nuggets for himself 😭) and I can't WAIT to have my own motel room!
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
They already halved it last time they were in, the disingenuous thieving bastards. $1-$1 was good. $1-$0.5 was meh. $1-0.25 is essentially pointless. Oh, I can get up to a maximum of like $250 from the govt into my kiwisaver now? Wow, what an insensitive..
robdickinson.bsky.social
Gov is dropping its contributions

But increasing yours (min 4% from 3%) so your overall pension wont be worse off* ( *outside a 10%ish of us)

But your pay packet will be lighter, this by a gov 'laser focused' on the cost of living

Making sure things are more expensive + you have less money
#nzpol
nzpom.com
Stealing from our kids' future, to save money
#nzpol
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Tfw when your local cooker got in by FOUR VOTES and you didn't get your vote in because the local box actually closed on friday and the next closest one was an hour and a half drive away.. and I was working saturday so couldn't even go do it if that WERE practical. Bleh.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Rotting hedgehog in trap.

You do not UNDERSTAND. I don't know what it is about hedgehogs. Everything else is just. Dead thing. Hedgehogs are RANK.
janerefreshed.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Weeping leg ulcer dressing.
captcaffiend.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

From a previous profession….

“Oh no, we’re dragging”
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Like REALLY dude. Really. You said this straight to FOUR WOMEN. STANDING HERE. IN FRONT OF YOU. How did you think that was gonna go down? One of the others was like 'man I haven't had to be around old white men for a while, I forgot what they're like, I'm so MAD' and yea. So fair. Wtf, dude.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Yesterday I was working with three other women and when we rocked up to the property the farmer came out to say hi and he asked to be out by 4 so he could take his cows to milking and then he's like 'cos you know what women are like, once they get angry they stay angry' and we're all just like.. ...
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Ugh crushes are AGONISING and flirting is INTIMIDATING and hearing about the person you have a crush on going on a date with someone else you're acquainted with is RATHER UNPLEASANT INFORMATION god I want no part of this. Even the thought of dating is so hard. I just want an immediate Person please.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Man I have torn my scalp to shreds tonight 😭
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Oh my god guys it's made. Or like, almost. I have to hem the skirt and finish the adjustments for the bodice but I made a dress! Or at least, a two piece (I think I am going to keep it like that for now, it's pretty cute..) I've got like a little adrenalin rush this is so cool.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Hmm.. trying to decide how to do the waistband on my dress.. it's fiddly, and I could potentially maybe possibly do it so it ends up being a two piece instead of a full dress.. but just it's so fiddly. I haven't done anything like this before. Wishing I had done a practise dress like I planned 😅
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kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
... okay, so that's NOT how you put pockets in a side seam.. 😅
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
I was asleep for like 10 hours and then have just been sewing today but I still wanna nap again.. work tomorrow is gonna be rough 😭
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
So I cut the lining and sewed it all up and did the darts and now the bodice is ~finished, but it's at least an too wide on the shoulders so I kinda gotta take the arms and the shoulders apart now to make it fit nicely.. but first I think I should sew the skirt together to see how it looks.
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
I am halted in my dress creation process because I can't decide what neckline I want or what fabric I want to line the bodice with. Does it matter that much? It's going to look cute anyway.. hmm..
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
I am halted in my dress creation process because I can't decide what neckline I want or what fabric I want to line the bodice with. Does it matter that much? It's going to look cute anyway.. hmm..
kiwiwalrus.bsky.social
Ngl, these all sound bomb! I love a good mac n cheese pie or lasagna pie or pasta bake. Cheese? Good. Mince? Good. Tomato? Good. Pasta? Good. Pastry? Goood. 😅