🐶⛵️Capt. Caffiend☕️😷
@captcaffiend.bsky.social
She/Her. Likes Coffee, Cake, Canines & Curse-words. Pākehā.
PhD Candidate - women's health & participatory research.
Feminist Killjoy. Living with Long Covid. Born at 336.25 ppm CO2
https://ko-fi.com/captcaffiend
PhD Candidate - women's health & participatory research.
Feminist Killjoy. Living with Long Covid. Born at 336.25 ppm CO2
https://ko-fi.com/captcaffiend
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A new Flutter project.
united4palestine.web.app
This makes it really easy to let your local MP know you want them to stand up for Palestine. Let’s show our government what we really want them to stand for!
You can sign an open letter to your MP about the genocide in Gaza from here:
united4palestine.web.app
You can sign an open letter to your MP about the genocide in Gaza from here:
united4palestine.web.app
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Too soon Nytimes, too soon.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Too soon Nytimes, too soon.
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Omg Santa! Thank you. I will not open until the 17th, as you stated. It smells good! I am so curious.
Thank you!!
#secretsantanz
Thank you!!
#secretsantanz
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Omg Santa! Thank you. I will not open until the 17th, as you stated. It smells good! I am so curious.
Thank you!!
#secretsantanz
Thank you!!
#secretsantanz
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This is possibly the most laughable thing I’ve seen in a while.
Sam Uffindell strikes again.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#NZPol #AoNZ #nationalwhatajoke #neanderthal #genderroles
Sam Uffindell strikes again.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#NZPol #AoNZ #nationalwhatajoke #neanderthal #genderroles
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This is possibly the most laughable thing I’ve seen in a while.
Sam Uffindell strikes again.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#NZPol #AoNZ #nationalwhatajoke #neanderthal #genderroles
Sam Uffindell strikes again.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#NZPol #AoNZ #nationalwhatajoke #neanderthal #genderroles
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In some good news, today PATHA has finally been able to release the 2025 Guidelines for Gender Affirming Care in Aotearoa New Zealand. You can read them here: patha.nz/resources-an...
Clinical Guidelines | Professional Association for Transgender Health Aotearoa Inc. (PATHA)
patha.nz
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
In some good news, today PATHA has finally been able to release the 2025 Guidelines for Gender Affirming Care in Aotearoa New Zealand. You can read them here: patha.nz/resources-an...
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Always remember that more people are not fascists than are fascists but fascists are very loud and insistent and are good at grabbing media
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Always remember that more people are not fascists than are fascists but fascists are very loud and insistent and are good at grabbing media
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I appreciate you're in a difficult position here with party politics, but I think people really really need to hear "Labour will remove this abhorant political interference as soon as we are in power" to be able to believe that everyone in Labour actually means it
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I appreciate you're in a difficult position here with party politics, but I think people really really need to hear "Labour will remove this abhorant political interference as soon as we are in power" to be able to believe that everyone in Labour actually means it
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What an absolutely disgusting person. #nzpol
#nzpol
Fuck this smarmy, nasty little prick, he obviously has a sadism fetish and shouldn’t be allowed within 500 metres of children or policies affecting children 😡
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Fuck this smarmy, nasty little prick, he obviously has a sadism fetish and shouldn’t be allowed within 500 metres of children or policies affecting children 😡
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Lunch funding to be tied to attendance for hundreds more schools
Next year funding for school lunches delivered through the internal model will be tied to attendance.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What an absolutely disgusting person. #nzpol
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This is a big signal that Nvidia's cash flow is becoming a tangible problem.
Remember when Elon Musk stopped paying Google Cloud bills so he could keep the electricity on at Twitter?
Cutting non-critical expenses when cash gets tight, even if it makes operations harder, is the Death Spiral.
Remember when Elon Musk stopped paying Google Cloud bills so he could keep the electricity on at Twitter?
Cutting non-critical expenses when cash gets tight, even if it makes operations harder, is the Death Spiral.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is a big signal that Nvidia's cash flow is becoming a tangible problem.
Remember when Elon Musk stopped paying Google Cloud bills so he could keep the electricity on at Twitter?
Cutting non-critical expenses when cash gets tight, even if it makes operations harder, is the Death Spiral.
Remember when Elon Musk stopped paying Google Cloud bills so he could keep the electricity on at Twitter?
Cutting non-critical expenses when cash gets tight, even if it makes operations harder, is the Death Spiral.
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Just a reminder that my not-a-Black-Friday catnip sale ends on Sunday night. There will be no "Cyber Monday" discounts.
I've got a special offer on the site for #SecretSantaAoNZ, and that runs until Dec 4.
They make great gifts for cat people, and your cats!
#nzpets
I've got a special offer on the site for #SecretSantaAoNZ, and that runs until Dec 4.
They make great gifts for cat people, and your cats!
#nzpets
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just a reminder that my not-a-Black-Friday catnip sale ends on Sunday night. There will be no "Cyber Monday" discounts.
I've got a special offer on the site for #SecretSantaAoNZ, and that runs until Dec 4.
They make great gifts for cat people, and your cats!
#nzpets
I've got a special offer on the site for #SecretSantaAoNZ, and that runs until Dec 4.
They make great gifts for cat people, and your cats!
#nzpets
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BA.3.2 detected again in New Zealand wastewater 💩
Week ended:
💠5 Oct 3.7%
💠2 Nov 1.4%
💠9 Nov 2.0%
#BA32 🎃
Variants with a national percentage of less than 1% are not shown
1/
Week ended:
💠5 Oct 3.7%
💠2 Nov 1.4%
💠9 Nov 2.0%
#BA32 🎃
Variants with a national percentage of less than 1% are not shown
1/
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
BA.3.2 detected again in New Zealand wastewater 💩
Week ended:
💠5 Oct 3.7%
💠2 Nov 1.4%
💠9 Nov 2.0%
#BA32 🎃
Variants with a national percentage of less than 1% are not shown
1/
Week ended:
💠5 Oct 3.7%
💠2 Nov 1.4%
💠9 Nov 2.0%
#BA32 🎃
Variants with a national percentage of less than 1% are not shown
1/
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The actual fuck?! 🤨 #nzpol #OneTetmGovernment
My nephew is dyslexic and his high school offers an alternative learning track for students like him.
My sister called the school yesterday to confirm she'd like him enrolled in that programme and was told it might not be available next year because the new curriculum doesn't include it. 😱😱
#nzpol
My sister called the school yesterday to confirm she'd like him enrolled in that programme and was told it might not be available next year because the new curriculum doesn't include it. 😱😱
#nzpol
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The actual fuck?! 🤨 #nzpol #OneTetmGovernment
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Whoah!
Hamilton Boys High came through.
Kirikiriroa's equivalent of AKL Grammar/Chch Boys etc.
Surprising and welcome.
Times have definitely moved on - this certainly wouldn't have happened during Hassall's reign.
This useless racist Govt is being absolutely CANED on this.
Hamilton Boys High came through.
Kirikiriroa's equivalent of AKL Grammar/Chch Boys etc.
Surprising and welcome.
Times have definitely moved on - this certainly wouldn't have happened during Hassall's reign.
This useless racist Govt is being absolutely CANED on this.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Whoah!
Hamilton Boys High came through.
Kirikiriroa's equivalent of AKL Grammar/Chch Boys etc.
Surprising and welcome.
Times have definitely moved on - this certainly wouldn't have happened during Hassall's reign.
This useless racist Govt is being absolutely CANED on this.
Hamilton Boys High came through.
Kirikiriroa's equivalent of AKL Grammar/Chch Boys etc.
Surprising and welcome.
Times have definitely moved on - this certainly wouldn't have happened during Hassall's reign.
This useless racist Govt is being absolutely CANED on this.
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has labour tried running against national?
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
has labour tried running against national?
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Govt committee that has 6 NACTFirst members and 5 opposition parties members votes in favour of law that advantages NACTFirst despite vast majority of public submissions being against it.
They aren't even subtle
They aren't even subtle
This Bill could invalidate the votes of enough people to swing the next election in favour of the current government for no reason other than that they failed to fill out the correct piece of paper by the "proper" time (as defined by the people who benefit from the rule change).
Justice Committee recommends passing Electoral Amendment Bill with some amendments
The bill would prevent same-day enrolments, ban prisoners from voting, and tighten up the rules around treating.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Govt committee that has 6 NACTFirst members and 5 opposition parties members votes in favour of law that advantages NACTFirst despite vast majority of public submissions being against it.
They aren't even subtle
They aren't even subtle
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Plus size ladies, hit me with reasonably priced clothing options. I just looked at k&k and TS… nope I don’t want capri pants, baggy tops and tiered dresses.
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Plus size ladies, hit me with reasonably priced clothing options. I just looked at k&k and TS… nope I don’t want capri pants, baggy tops and tiered dresses.
Posted my #SecretSantaAoNZ gift this morning!
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Posted my #SecretSantaAoNZ gift this morning!
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Hey! I’m told to get a follow-back you need to see pictures of pets.
Fir your consideration: this absolute unit of a sphynx cat and his little friends.
Fir your consideration: this absolute unit of a sphynx cat and his little friends.
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Hey! I’m told to get a follow-back you need to see pictures of pets.
Fir your consideration: this absolute unit of a sphynx cat and his little friends.
Fir your consideration: this absolute unit of a sphynx cat and his little friends.
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Whenever NZers have an option to say publicly that they don't believe in what this government is doing to Māori, there are more on the side of right than the side of wrong
- more people voted for Māori wards than against them
- more schools decided to give effect to Te Tiriti than did not
#nzpol
- more people voted for Māori wards than against them
- more schools decided to give effect to Te Tiriti than did not
#nzpol
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Whenever NZers have an option to say publicly that they don't believe in what this government is doing to Māori, there are more on the side of right than the side of wrong
- more people voted for Māori wards than against them
- more schools decided to give effect to Te Tiriti than did not
#nzpol
- more people voted for Māori wards than against them
- more schools decided to give effect to Te Tiriti than did not
#nzpol
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My 6lbs Turkey breast was $50nzd and my family’s 18lbs Turkey was $8usd.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My 6lbs Turkey breast was $50nzd and my family’s 18lbs Turkey was $8usd.
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Mōrena #SecretSantaAoNZ
How are we all going?
Today is a great day to look at your page and ask yourself if you've done enough to make this a fun experience for your Santa.
It's a great day to reach out if you need help sleuthing or have a question.
It's a great day to stay hydrated as well!
How are we all going?
Today is a great day to look at your page and ask yourself if you've done enough to make this a fun experience for your Santa.
It's a great day to reach out if you need help sleuthing or have a question.
It's a great day to stay hydrated as well!
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mōrena #SecretSantaAoNZ
How are we all going?
Today is a great day to look at your page and ask yourself if you've done enough to make this a fun experience for your Santa.
It's a great day to reach out if you need help sleuthing or have a question.
It's a great day to stay hydrated as well!
How are we all going?
Today is a great day to look at your page and ask yourself if you've done enough to make this a fun experience for your Santa.
It's a great day to reach out if you need help sleuthing or have a question.
It's a great day to stay hydrated as well!
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A tip for folks who use kobo to buy ebooks (at least the UK & US stores: until the end of the week, they're having a "buy 50 dollars/quid of gift cards & we'll give you a $10 credit" promotion... and they don't stop you sending the gift card to yourself.
Effectively 20% off 50 bucks of books.
Effectively 20% off 50 bucks of books.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A tip for folks who use kobo to buy ebooks (at least the UK & US stores: until the end of the week, they're having a "buy 50 dollars/quid of gift cards & we'll give you a $10 credit" promotion... and they don't stop you sending the gift card to yourself.
Effectively 20% off 50 bucks of books.
Effectively 20% off 50 bucks of books.
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Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
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Baggy-blues are the wages of our ongoing public health refusal to undertake a robust public education campaign to teach people that #CovidIsAirborne, and #FluIsAirborne, and #RSVisAirborne, and to #WearARespirator to breathe #VirusFreeAir.
CC: @brucefanjoy.bsky.social, @markcarney.bsky.social
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CC: @brucefanjoy.bsky.social, @markcarney.bsky.social
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Another mask story.
A family boarded the flight, and as soon as they saw my mask they pulled their masks out and put them on.
Now mine was a respie of course… and they were using whatever they had, upon which I’m gonna chose not to pass judgement…
A family boarded the flight, and as soon as they saw my mask they pulled their masks out and put them on.
Now mine was a respie of course… and they were using whatever they had, upon which I’m gonna chose not to pass judgement…
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Baggy-blues are the wages of our ongoing public health refusal to undertake a robust public education campaign to teach people that #CovidIsAirborne, and #FluIsAirborne, and #RSVisAirborne, and to #WearARespirator to breathe #VirusFreeAir.
CC: @brucefanjoy.bsky.social, @markcarney.bsky.social
🙏🤞
CC: @brucefanjoy.bsky.social, @markcarney.bsky.social
🙏🤞
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I left the Ministry of education because it wrecked my mental health being instructed to do things that were morally wrong. How are these people sleeping? Do the managers in our govt organizations get their souls removed?
Anti-democracy in action (again)
"The Ministry of Justice found 80.2 percent of submitters opposed the bill, with 0.5 percent supporting it."
#nzpol
"The Ministry of Justice found 80.2 percent of submitters opposed the bill, with 0.5 percent supporting it."
#nzpol
Justice Committee recommends passing Electoral Amendment Bill with some amendments
The bill would prevent same-day enrolments, ban prisoners from voting, and tighten up the rules around treating.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I left the Ministry of education because it wrecked my mental health being instructed to do things that were morally wrong. How are these people sleeping? Do the managers in our govt organizations get their souls removed?