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Michael Colpitts
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I love movies.
What if, and now hear me out, the next movie just starts with James Bond on a mission and they never explain why he's still alive because the character has been alive and roughly the same age for over 50 years. His death was a great coda to Craig's era. It doesn't need to be explained away.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Remember when Rex Reed was confused and thought THE DARK KNIGHT was a prequel to Tim Burton’s BATMAN

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EXCLUSIVE: James Bond Writers Reveal Twist That Has Left New Creators With 'Huge Headache' When It Comes to Resurrecting the Super-Spy for Amazon
Bond writers are now racking their brain, trying to move forward with the franchise after the last film's wild twist.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by Michael Colpitts
Some people are able to let go of their baggage. Others carry it around in a basket while it goes on a murder spree and psychically harasses them when they go on dates. My review of Frank Henenlotter's BASKET CASE (1982).
Basket Case | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
BASKET CASE (1982) is one of those cult movies everybody knew about in the ‘80s and ‘90s. It stayed alive by having a couple sequels and being in video stores
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November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
Kristi Noem: “There's no American citizens that have been arrested or detained. We focus on those that are here illegally. And anything that you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I know this is all just click-baity bullshit, but you won't believe some of the titles that they put on this list.

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Most Overrated Sci-Fi Movies Everyone Seems To Like
Sci-fi can spark the imagination like nothing else, but some big titles ride huge hype waves that make it hard to see the basics of what they actually
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October 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I checked and, no, @brianwcollins.bsky.social didn't write this.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Joe Perry: "I was never in Journey. Please stop calling me."
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh, not that. Anything but that!
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can't hate a season finale that ends with a Pearl Jam song.
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's back!
August 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Google Photos has an AI feature called "Photo to Video" and the results are so hilariously terrible that, if I didn't know any better, I'd assume Google was trolling AI bros.
August 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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My cultural awakening: a Steve Carell film made me realise I was being abused | Culture | The Guardian share.google/lcKsgSKRTJAA...
My cultural awakening: a Steve Carell film made me realise I was being abused
After my dad died, my mum and I endured the coercive control of her new partner for years. It was The Way Way Back that freed us both
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August 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
August 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When people in 2025 say they still buy DVDs instead of streaming, are they using "DVD" as a catch-all for physical media or are they actually still buying standard definition discs in the age of Blu-ray and 4K?
July 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You know an e-mail with this headline is going to end up bringing you down.
July 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Edgar's version of The Running Man looks like it takes the Bachman book and infuses it with the playful satire of the Schwarzenegger film. Can't wait.
July 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My youngest picked up Different Seasons, Eyes of the Dragon, and The Talisman at the used book store today. 🥺 #proudparent
June 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I just saw a list of "The 20 Worst Action Movies of All Time", which inexplicably includes non-action films like The Room, The Wicker Man remake, Troll 2, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, and Cool As Ice. And, then it insults @mattsinger.bsky.social by including Gymkata, as well.
June 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Got into an elevator with Martin Kove and his assistant (?). We started chatting, and I told him I ran a movie theater. He looks down at the Zodiac hoodie I'm wearing and asks if I worked on the movie. His assistant says "No, he just told you he runs a movie theater." Silence the rest of the way.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
June 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When you're driving, listening to @stephenking.bsky.social's The Stand audiobook, and you drive by Flagg Street...
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark .
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May 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM