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Kris Cherita @krischerita.bsky.social · 8h

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h

After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/

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Pete Hannah @member389.bsky.social · 21h

The irony is that they already did that. Ask any native American. America was not a land of white people until they invaded it like ants at a picnic.
White people are indigenous to Europe & western Asia. See, that's what happens when you rely on science for your information and not Fox News.

M31🍁 @m31author.bsky.social · 1d

Conservative logic

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com.web.brid.gy · 2d

Nobel Peace Prize Goes to María Corina Machado, Despite Trump’s Campaign

"When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist," the committee said

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 4d

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about AI art.

theoatmeal.com

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 4d

Every bit of chaos caused by the orange felon and his MAGA regime is meant to distract away from the fact that they are continuing to hide/cover up the Epstein files and protect the wealthy powerful sex trafficking pedophile rapists that are named in those files.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 4d

Fascist republicans have confirmed idiot MAGA lunatic Herschel Walker as US Ambassador to the Bahamas for no other reason than to give yet another deranged unqualified cultist a title with fancy taxpayer funded salary for a job he doesn’t give a flying fuck about.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 4d

"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."

Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom

By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...

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Pete Hannah @member389.bsky.social · 4d

They're all correct.

The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 5d

Every member of D&D group thinks they’re the cool one buff.ly/CgovNdj

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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 4d

Please can Dolly just live forever? Or at least longer than what’s his name.

dolly parton is wearing a pink fur coat and a pink feather boa .

ALT: dolly parton is wearing a pink fur coat and a pink feather boa .

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 7d

"Unlike Trump and Hegseth, fascist leaders are fanatically militaristic. And there is nothing fanatical about throwing a military parade, renaming the Department of Defense the 'Department of War,' or purging non-MAGA generals."

We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You

President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...

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Emily Miller @emilymillerlit.bsky.social · 11d

The @literotica.com Halloween Competition of 2025 sees its first stories go live tomorrow (Oct 2nd). Be prepared to be spooked and aroused 😈👻🧙‍♀️🎃

forum.literotica.com/threads/the-...

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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 10d

Labor during the election: “we’ll fully fund public schools”

Labor after the election: “actually we meant private schools soz”

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The Facts in the Case of Dr Dedman @stephendedman.bsky.social · 10d

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Ban AI ‘actors’ in UK productions

Add your name:

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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 10d

When your state and federal MPs are labor party members who own 4 and 6 houses respectively and your premier intervenes to make life easier for landlords - it's probably pretty obvious that you live in a shit rental.
8/6 Yangoora Road Belmore NSW - Stone Real Estate

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The Facts in the Case of Dr Dedman @stephendedman.bsky.social · 10d

The Escalator that Almost MURDERED Donald J. Trump
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The Escalator that Almost MURDERED Donald J. Trump

A condensed overview of 15 hours of Fox News for the week ending 9/28/25

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Saddletramp1956 @saddletramp1956.bsky.social · 10d

Heh...

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10d

"Follow me upstairs via the golden escalator. It’s just like the one Trump had, except five workers died making it. It’s haunted."

Take a Tour of My Five-Bed, Six-Bath Affront to God

Welcome, neighbors, come on in. There’s plenty of room for everyone, aside from God. He has no place inside this well-ventilated, open-concept embo...

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Pete Hannah @member389.bsky.social · 10d

That smug-assed look of "we're not done using him to get our way." Johnson is just another one of the clowns with his hand up Trump's ass using him as a puppet to take the heat for Project 2025. He deserves to go to fucking jail for obstruction of Congress for not swearing in Rep. Grijalva of AZ.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

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Pete Hannah @member389.bsky.social · 10d

*old school Dems*
"I don't know. I just didn't think voting for Harris was the right way to go. I don't think we were ready for a woman president."

But you're okay with fucking Hitler?! 🤬