The Kryptoterrestrial
@kryptoterrestrial.bsky.social
People all over the world have seen hairy hominoids and, quite frankly, tiny humans for thousands of years.
I think I can make a good case that we may live among high tech, occulted human species. #ufosky #cryptoterrestrial
I think I can make a good case that we may live among high tech, occulted human species. #ufosky #cryptoterrestrial
Pinned
Synopsis: I think I inadvertently prepared for, and had, a ritualistic mystical experience. This culminated in a day where I told my coworker she’s my best friend, proposed to the love of my life, and texted stream of consciousnessed info in real time to two friends
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I want get this Neanderthal as a tattoo. I’m obsessed with it.
But I’m worried that it could’ve spiritually in nature. Should I worry about what I might invoke by using another species’ symbols?
#supestition #paranormal
But I’m worried that it could’ve spiritually in nature. Should I worry about what I might invoke by using another species’ symbols?
#supestition #paranormal
July 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I want get this Neanderthal as a tattoo. I’m obsessed with it.
But I’m worried that it could’ve spiritually in nature. Should I worry about what I might invoke by using another species’ symbols?
#supestition #paranormal
But I’m worried that it could’ve spiritually in nature. Should I worry about what I might invoke by using another species’ symbols?
#supestition #paranormal
I can feel I’m on the verge of leveling up in poker. As long as I’m on a positive mood and attentive, I can build a stack in 1/3
April 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I can feel I’m on the verge of leveling up in poker. As long as I’m on a positive mood and attentive, I can build a stack in 1/3
Peasants realizing they’re peasants in real time
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Peasants realizing they’re peasants in real time
Dude can’t even fade a nick name
As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
March 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dude can’t even fade a nick name
Fascist symp is just trying to declassify stuff.
My friends who’ve illegally lost their jobs ask you to fuck right off
My friends who’ve illegally lost their jobs ask you to fuck right off
I mean come on man, we're just trying to declassify this stuff.
March 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fascist symp is just trying to declassify stuff.
My friends who’ve illegally lost their jobs ask you to fuck right off
My friends who’ve illegally lost their jobs ask you to fuck right off
First time back here in two weeks, everyone is STILL running around yelling RESIST with no plan.
February 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
First time back here in two weeks, everyone is STILL running around yelling RESIST with no plan.
As a fed employee I’m assuming this page and all my electronic comm is being passively monitored.
When we really get down to the nitty gritty, I expect it to be presented to me for explanation.
There’s no place for normals in fascist regimes.
When we really get down to the nitty gritty, I expect it to be presented to me for explanation.
There’s no place for normals in fascist regimes.
February 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
As a fed employee I’m assuming this page and all my electronic comm is being passively monitored.
When we really get down to the nitty gritty, I expect it to be presented to me for explanation.
There’s no place for normals in fascist regimes.
When we really get down to the nitty gritty, I expect it to be presented to me for explanation.
There’s no place for normals in fascist regimes.
I’m not angry that the apt panthers exercise five minutes a week and can jump 5 ft in the air.
I’m upset they exercise at 3am, and yelling at each is part of the routine
I’m upset they exercise at 3am, and yelling at each is part of the routine
February 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m not angry that the apt panthers exercise five minutes a week and can jump 5 ft in the air.
I’m upset they exercise at 3am, and yelling at each is part of the routine
I’m upset they exercise at 3am, and yelling at each is part of the routine
Matt Lazlo is straight up embarrassing.
February 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Matt Lazlo is straight up embarrassing.
Spent v day at a neighborhood bar straight out of central casting. 800 ft from my front door.
Still more alone than alone, but the best vday I’ve had in yrs
Still more alone than alone, but the best vday I’ve had in yrs
February 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Spent v day at a neighborhood bar straight out of central casting. 800 ft from my front door.
Still more alone than alone, but the best vday I’ve had in yrs
Still more alone than alone, but the best vday I’ve had in yrs
MAGA science
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
MAGA science
Two space heaters because the gas is shut off- leak.
Both worked, now don’t. Both?!? This is the type of bad luck I don’t understand
Both worked, now don’t. Both?!? This is the type of bad luck I don’t understand
February 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Two space heaters because the gas is shut off- leak.
Both worked, now don’t. Both?!? This is the type of bad luck I don’t understand
Both worked, now don’t. Both?!? This is the type of bad luck I don’t understand
This is all a congressman can do.
He’s letting us know what’s going on so perhaps a leader will step up and get the opposition organized.
There’s no plan from the Dems.
He’s letting us know what’s going on so perhaps a leader will step up and get the opposition organized.
There’s no plan from the Dems.
UPDATE: My colleagues and I were locked out of the Dept. of Education and denied a meeting with Acting Secretary Carter.
February 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This is all a congressman can do.
He’s letting us know what’s going on so perhaps a leader will step up and get the opposition organized.
There’s no plan from the Dems.
He’s letting us know what’s going on so perhaps a leader will step up and get the opposition organized.
There’s no plan from the Dems.
New apts free Wi-Fi is buffering pandora
Fuck me
Fuck me
February 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
New apts free Wi-Fi is buffering pandora
Fuck me
Fuck me
I’m surprised the senate hasn’t gotten rid of the filibuster.
There’s no lethal dose of hypocrisy for them, and it locks us out completely
There’s no lethal dose of hypocrisy for them, and it locks us out completely
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I’m surprised the senate hasn’t gotten rid of the filibuster.
There’s no lethal dose of hypocrisy for them, and it locks us out completely
There’s no lethal dose of hypocrisy for them, and it locks us out completely
A lot of Americans think raising prices is lowering prices
america's most hilariously wrong pundit is active here now i guess. a taste of his work.
February 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A lot of Americans think raising prices is lowering prices
A Nazi waving a shiny thing
Painful, #ufosky. UFOs will always be here, but a free country? I suppose it's good to know where people's priorities stand. 🤦♂️
February 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
A Nazi waving a shiny thing
You should be rooting maga out from the minn nat guard.
This is New America
This is New America
We’re focused on feeding our kids.
Investing in our schools.
Making sure child care is affordable.
Regardless of the chaos unfolding in Washington, we’re making Minnesota the best state for kids to grow up.
Investing in our schools.
Making sure child care is affordable.
Regardless of the chaos unfolding in Washington, we’re making Minnesota the best state for kids to grow up.
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You should be rooting maga out from the minn nat guard.
This is New America
This is New America
Moved the cats
The luxuriant God suffered ontological shock. Dove for cover when the upstairs neighbors flushed. Wasn’t eating.
The lil killer is fine cause her soul is an infinite, howling void.
The luxuriant God suffered ontological shock. Dove for cover when the upstairs neighbors flushed. Wasn’t eating.
The lil killer is fine cause her soul is an infinite, howling void.
February 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Moved the cats
The luxuriant God suffered ontological shock. Dove for cover when the upstairs neighbors flushed. Wasn’t eating.
The lil killer is fine cause her soul is an infinite, howling void.
The luxuriant God suffered ontological shock. Dove for cover when the upstairs neighbors flushed. Wasn’t eating.
The lil killer is fine cause her soul is an infinite, howling void.
I say, no truth and reconciliation panels after magas put down, just unrelenting vengeance
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I say, no truth and reconciliation panels after magas put down, just unrelenting vengeance
Cats are hiding behind the washer/dryer. Offerings of milk have been accepted.
Adjustment continues
Adjustment continues
February 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cats are hiding behind the washer/dryer. Offerings of milk have been accepted.
Adjustment continues
Adjustment continues
Just bring it.
Just…BRING IT
Just…BRING IT
February 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just bring it.
Just…BRING IT
Just…BRING IT
Cats: there are four rooms in this apt, WHERE CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Cats: there are four rooms in this apt, WHERE CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE
As a half Canuck, and all not fascist, I support this
I stopped by the liquor store to say farewell to the massive selection of Kentucky bourbon on the shelves.
We are the number one export market for Kentucky spirits. On Tuesday, all American booze is being pulled off the shelves.
We will drink Canadian whiskey.
True. North. Strong. Free of bourbon.
We are the number one export market for Kentucky spirits. On Tuesday, all American booze is being pulled off the shelves.
We will drink Canadian whiskey.
True. North. Strong. Free of bourbon.
February 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As a half Canuck, and all not fascist, I support this