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kybarsfang.bsky.social
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@kybarsfang.bsky.social
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He/him. Born in the 80’s, still stuck in the 90’s. I love sea slugs, land slugs, frogs, and lizards. Gay and nerdy AF. Puns, puns, puns across the board! Three dick jokes stacked in a trenchcoat. King of wishful thinking.
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kybarsfang.bsky.social
Fried chicken and a Mountain Dew Livewire could fix me 🤤
February 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
kybarsfang.bsky.social
I’m going to be 50 in about 7 years which is incredibly shocking and scary to me, since I still feel 30 (and look like I’m in my 30s) at MOST. Plus when I (respectfully) tell guys they’re sexy it’s gonna be like “Okay creepy grandpa, let’s get you to bed before your arthiritis pill wears off” 😒
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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anineillustration.com
ok I will stop fiddling with this now
Three small drawings: One of a shrine under a pine tree with a stone inside, one of a salamander on the forest floor, one of a coastal path with stone steps, two tall trees, stone columns and two hikers in the distance. The overall feel is very late summer to early autumn.
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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rstevies.bsky.social
DOING MY BEST WITH THE BRAIN I WAS ISSUED A cartoon raccoon wearing a hoodie on a park bench
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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miski.bsky.social
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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peskyplumber.bsky.social
anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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amandaspeaks.bsky.social
happy black history month! love, support, uplift, and celebrate blackness all year round! 🤍
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social
In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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virtualjustin.bsky.social
An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Sonic Colors A dick on your face
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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jeffbrutlag.bsky.social
“I don’t do politics” is a wild stance to have when the government is killing people on the street and lying about it
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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lerrrgan.bsky.social
gm
A raccoon, labeled “me”, is stretching to hold itself in the air between two trees. The first tree is labeled “staying informed on the American dumpster fire”. The second tree is labeled “my mental health”.
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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calvinloveinternet.bsky.social
Happy #GoblinWeek y'all
A digital drawing of a goblin who is leaning forward with one arm towards the camera and the other behind them. In one arm is a bloody knife and the other is a flask with a rag coming out like a Molotov cocktail with a flame that burns in the trans colors. Behind the goblin is fire and smoke and ruin. Above them is the text "BETTER A FAGGOT THAN A FASCIST" in white scrawl.
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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dumbeffotry.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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leftistgamermemes.bsky.social
💕📈🧬🌳
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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zeddrick.bio
The body, the blood, and the bedazzlement 😆 😂 😆
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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garretthanna.bsky.social
Giratina Lance
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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ookiitora04.bsky.social
ゲコちゃん
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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sonic-official.bsky.social
Some handy tips on how to have the best multiplayer experience in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow alongside the text, "DO: Lose gracefully." The second panel shows Shadow smirking as he lights Sonic's couch on fire alongside the text, "DO NOT: Burn the couch." Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow on a couch while shouting, "It's Slime Time!" alongside the text, "DO: Use items in game." The second panel shows Sonic mischievously smearing green slime on Shadow's annoyed face while saying, "IT'S SLIME TIME!" alongside the text, "DO NOT: Use items 'IRL'." Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow on a couch while shouting, "It's Slime Time!" alongside the text, "DO: Use items in game." The second panel shows Sonic mischievously smearing green slime on Shadow's annoyed face alongside the text, "DO NOT: Use items 'IRL'."
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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konnaire.bsky.social
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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happywolverine.bsky.social
Tomorrow is that day again
Guy staring at his friend's eggplant.
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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bantcamp.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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flyincasual.bsky.social
The dentist: "so how is life going"
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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riister.com
dicks are just so beautiful. i love them.
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM