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Kyle Wise
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Mustard connoisseur | shorts enthusiast | scholar of the Scorpion King franchise
Well I'll be gosh darned...
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My 40 favorite albums from last year
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Being exposed to Aaron Rodgers for 4 months made him quit a job he had for 2 decades
Mike Tomlin is stepping down as Steelers coach, sources tell The Insiders.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Hell yeah
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Can't ever be dissapointed in how a show ends if you never watch TV 🙃
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The 17 year gap between Bilbo's birthday party and Frodo leaving the Shire was quite a shock when I first read the books. In the movie timeline I think it is at most a year
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Ah, I see
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I have never heard of that website and the article is pay walled
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The pay walled (of course) article Culture Crave provided the link to has this headline
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
For real this time? This same rumor comes and goes one a year since the decade started
Dave Filoni and Lywen Brennan will reportedly replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new co-presidents of Lucasfilm

• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development

• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties

• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks

(via Puck News)
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Here is a real screenshot from it featuring a ballista operated like an RPG and some camouflaged archers doing rifle sweeps with their bows. One of the movies of all time
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Have you seen the 2018 Robin Hood that had Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx? It's a terrible but in a very hate watchable sort of why
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
More like Christian Mc-CRAP-rey, am I right?
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
That's a cop show not a military show
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Which one is the Gay Military Show?
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Fuck the weighing, just reassert power. Why do they even need to think about it?
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I miss fan made posters so bad (the real ones, not AI ones)
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I love bringing up that Cleopatra (not actually Egyptian but that's another story) lived closer to the moon landing than to the pyramids
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Is there any beef between James Cameron and Peter Jackson? One of the secondary antagonists in these last two Avatars bears a striking resemblance to Jackson
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Guy who has never set foot in an American DMV: they haven’t even been updated since the 1970s
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Never give up, never surrender! Galaxy Quest was released 26 years ago today.

NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I still would like to know how Corde "failed" Padme even though getting killed in the event of an assassination attempt is part of the job for a VIP body double
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Rewatched Home Alone last night and John Candy's performance (Gus Polinski, Polka King of the Midwest) is now officially my new favorite part of it
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM