ready to gobble me swallow me some turkey already
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
ready to gobble me swallow me some turkey already
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how I’m answering every work email this week
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
how I’m answering every work email this week
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Finally an honest man
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Finally an honest man
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Me to my budget: fuckkk you’re so tight
September 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me to my budget: fuckkk you’re so tight
there ain’t a bad mood a lil gretchen wilson can’t fix
May 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
there ain’t a bad mood a lil gretchen wilson can’t fix
someone please tell me why in the fuck my lug nuts on my tires require a KEY. Furthermore, WHY WAS IT NOT INCLUDED WHEN I BOUGHT THE CAR
May 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
someone please tell me why in the fuck my lug nuts on my tires require a KEY. Furthermore, WHY WAS IT NOT INCLUDED WHEN I BOUGHT THE CAR
My mood for the day? Completely dictated by whatever banger I blasted on the way to work.
May 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My mood for the day? Completely dictated by whatever banger I blasted on the way to work.
25 never looked so good!
May 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
25 never looked so good!
Birthday weekend has arrived and the main character has entered the chat!
May 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Birthday weekend has arrived and the main character has entered the chat!
Happy Valentine’s day😌♥️
February 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Happy Valentine’s day😌♥️
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Behaviores Report; 100% goode!
January 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Behaviores Report; 100% goode!
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i’m bored already
a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a computer screen
ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a computer screen
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i’m bored already
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folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty
January 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty
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Tik Tok we will avenge you
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tik Tok we will avenge you
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tiktok gone i’m about to start playing games on my ti 89 calculator
January 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
tiktok gone i’m about to start playing games on my ti 89 calculator
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this is lowkey like prohibition
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
this is lowkey like prohibition
we wouldn’t be in this situation if Paul Revere would’ve kept his fucking mouth SHUT
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
we wouldn’t be in this situation if Paul Revere would’ve kept his fucking mouth SHUT
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TIKTOK DIED
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TIKTOK DIED
i thought we had until midnight…
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i thought we had until midnight…
good morning friends🥰
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
good morning friends🥰
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