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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)

@ladyreezy.bsky.social

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"There you go. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck." -Bunk ATX @sammylou is not my alt😂

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 5h

Ohh. Well that's where Vance was. Camp Pendleton.

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Rick @crystalpepsi.bsky.social · 15h

Shooter McGavin telling happy Gilmore I’m going to drop a ton of human shit on you from my airplane

Happy Gilmore asking you fly a plane full of shit

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 6h

Was JD visiting 29 Palms?

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 6h

Is he made of ham?

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 16h

The President posted an AI video of himself flying a jet filled with diarrhea and bombing protesters.

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 20h

I thought it meant "racism"

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 20h

I would like to be 87 with titties the size of basketballs up under my chin and a mouth that looks like a prolapsed anus and the hands of Skeletor.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 20h

I don't know what you guys are talking about! That's obviously the better option than aging gracefully!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22h

(listening to my body)

What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 23h

Tiny dino

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh man this is awesome. I just looked up his website. I love one line drawings. So hard bc they're so zen.

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

neighbor: what are you doing
me, in the street gnawing on my own foot: meditating

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

"Chrunchie Munchie Monster"

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

Nature is metal

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 1d

I hate these fucking kids and this school and this town.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

I can't keep them away professionally, either. 😩

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

I wouldn't come here. So many better places in the world to visit. (Though I'd be excited to meet you at RRW!)

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

I can't make it to RRW this year, and I'm already very sad about it, so don't yell at me. I just don't have the funds. It would be irresponsible.

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 13d

There's still time to book your trip to Really Rad Weekend in Fort Walton Beach, Florida where you can spend an entire weekend making fun of the Miami Dolphins with Bills fans while playing pinball, video games, and drinking Malort.

Really Rad Weekend

www.reallyradweekend.com

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

I am the author of my own misfortune and boy does it look funny and easy to fix, I'm sure, if you're not me.

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

🦵GAMZ🍗

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

Third? You're gonna be fine. Plus, think of all the profs you've charmed already who can tell the others "pssst... this one's smart and funny"

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

All my compulsive behaviors are off da charts

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

I do it bc that's the horse I rode in on and the one I'll ride out, but it's harder and harder to justify to children

Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

What i mean is like... we barely observe the social contact anymore in any way, so why am I still going to work and paying my bills, children?

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Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca) @ladyreezy.bsky.social · 2d

That sounds extra "cry for help" and that's not what I mean

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