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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 10h

can't believe we have to go to the school section in heb to get lead

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VKT @vktouchdown.bsky.social · Dec 13

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · Apr 20

Lambert's Balls

#nsfw #ffxivnsfw #hyur #ffxiv

Lambert Allond, a midlander hyur, is performing calisthenics with his body facing the water on a beach, looking back. Naked with his ballsack and penis dangling in front of the viewer. He is also missing one arm, which is glowing with electronic lines similar to a circuit board.

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · Oct 25

Lambert's Balls

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · May 12

Lambert: "I'm ur poggy woggy?? 🥹🥹🥹"

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Mar 13

poggers!!!

#nsfw #ffxivnsfw #art #ffxiv

Doe, a Raen from final fantasy xiv, is straddling a Lambert Allond, a midlander while naked. She's leaning over, her hand placed on his chest as she says to him "I think I love you, Lambert Allond." Lambert's reaction is shown in a small red square labelled LIVE LAMBO REACTION, where he is doing a poggers face over this information. The picture appears to be from his point of view.

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Francine Souther @francinesouther.bsky.social · Dec 4

throwback to that time i drew @lambertallond.bsky.social #FFXIVART (he misses his wife)

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Maria Thaldore ☀️🔆🏳️ 🔵 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 5d

Maria Thaldore (44 years old) still living life to the fullest. She can't run like she used to, but she still loves to eat, get outside, and enjoy everything the world has to offer! #GPOSERS #Midlanders_Today #ipsuShade #Maria_Monday

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Karael ⛧ @himbokara.bsky.social · 7d

Day 4. Twin.
-- It's ride or die, man.

Feat. @blackwoodxiv.bsky.social
#Hrothtober | #Hrothtober2025

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Lighty @fightylighty.bsky.social · 9d

🎉 IT'S DONE 🎉

Yet Another Vanilla Upscaling Guide has been updated to cover the latest Devkit (4.2.0r6) and Addon (v1.0.1) releases!

Check it out here!: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · 27d

Gang, Doe has taken melatonin and will Definitely Miss the "5am Xan'as Objectification Session".

Instead, Doe has given me important information to give to you all:

Xan'a phone sext is weird.

Please respond to the slack message with an emoji, thanks.

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 8

I was awake at 5 am but I was busy staring at Xan'a's dick so our "5 am xan'a objectification session" was more productive to long term sluttery than short term posting.

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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · Sep 9

“i am so grateful that despite my past, i do not choose cruelty”
bat illustration by cat mallard

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 9

"You can't make a character who has everything" - Lambo just now

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 8

We must come together as a people and mourn that Doe married Lambert Allond, a man who is, unfortunately, uninterested in her insane strap game. There are other misfortunes in there, yeah, but surely this is top of the list.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 8

We must come together as a people and mourn that Doe married Lambert Allond, a man who is, unfortunately, uninterested in her insane strap game. There are other misfortunes in there, yeah, but surely this is top of the list.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Sep 4

DOJ is openly stating that "trannies shouldn't have guns."

The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.

Screenshot of three tweets from Mary Margaret Olohan.

First tweet: “I’m told that a senior DOJ official said, discussing the matter: ‘We’re not playing semantics with words like dysphoria. We’re talking about trannies, and we don’t think they should have guns.’” This is a quote-tweet of her earlier post.

Second tweet: “BREAKING: The Justice Department is deliberating banning guns for transgenders as part of a range of options blocking mentally unstable individuals from committing acts of violence, @realDailyWire has learned. Story to come.”

Third tweet: “ ‘Individuals within the DOJ are reviewing ways to ensure that mentally ill individuals suffering from gender dysphoria are unable to obtain firearms while they are unstable and unwell,’ one source inside the Justice Department tells me.” Attached is a photo of a woman speaking at a podium. The image caption reads: “BREAKING: Trump DOJ Deliberates Over Gun Ban For Transgenders” with “From dailywire.com” below.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Sep 2

Fit check.

#gposers #gpose

Xan'a Thum, a miqo'te moon keeper from ffxiv. He has tired eyes with a lazy left one, a scar on his forehead and nose, a warding mark on his forehead and three moles on his face. He has on a whimsical little fit including leather boots with the good heels and neat snake embossing, a little coat and tunic number with the stripes and stitched filligrees, gauntlets with the metal inlays, and of course the gnome hat all done up in red, black, and gold. His staff has a curved axe blade on the end of it and he is looking fabulous~

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Aug 28

I made this Very Important Graph to explain the key difference between all my OCs. #art #oc

A four panel graph, labelled Intentionally and Unfortunately on the top, and Fuckable and Unfuckable on the side. In the Intentionally Fuckable square is Doe, in the Intentionally Unfuckable square is Anethum, in the Unfortunately Fuckable square is Xan'a, and in the Unfortunately Unfuckable square is Peucedanum.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Jan 24

sorry miki they're sending you to the hague. @feralmiki.bsky.social #garleanpizzaparty #art #ffxiv

In the first panel, Miki Zephyrus looks smug as he speaks, while Doe eats absentmindedly. Miki says "I'd like to confer with my lawyer, Doe Allond, who will get out-" He is cut off by Doe saying "guilty."

In the second panel Miki is disturbed and spooked, as Doe continues to absentmindedly speak, saying "death penalty." as a follow-up.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Aug 23

the lightparty at the party ready to start killin #summerofbloodxiv

Shizu Moshroca, Doe Allond, Noire Etiennaux, and Francine Souther dancing in the sun in their swimsuits at the summer of blood party!!!

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Ulfa 🌊 THE AUTUMN OF SLAUGHTER HAS BEGUN SIMMERING 🎃 @sinuntosea.bsky.social · Aug 22

IT'S TONIGHT‼️

Welcome to the 🌞SUMMER OF BLOOD🩸!!!
#SUMMEROFBLOODXIV

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Apr 13

I made a video to post in "introduce yourself" channels in discords and to remind myself how after effects works .w. #art #animation

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Feb 20

doe falling down a flight of stairs.mp4

#art #ffxiv #shitpost

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Nov 18

This is the dynamic of all time.

#ffxiv #art #ffxivart

Lambert looks despondent, asking Doe "please stop swearing in my christian minecraft server...." Doe, a simple gremlin, responds with "balls" and "frick"

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · Jul 14

The other sibling...
#GPOSER #ffxivnsfw #gpose

A gpose of Rebecca Allond, a female Midlander with glowing eyes in a revealing purple dress, welts and blisters covering her skin. Her body is hanging off the chair, torso pressed into the floor while her legs are propped on the seat of the chair. The pose was inspired by mitch_portrait on instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDLzplDzK3C/?img_index=1

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Aug 18

doing little doodles to advertise the rp events i'm doing this week yippee!!! #ffxiv #art

Inside the reversed silhouette of a keyhole, Lumi Riis and Xan'a Thum are trying to peer inside of it. Xan'a looks down in dazed disgust, while Lumi has one eye much closer to the bottom of the keyhole. In the background, Rebecca Allond is cackling like a peanuts character.

Xan'a Thum (A miqo'te), Fiona Delaine (A dragon with pointy elf-like ears and humanoid body, sans her horns and tail), and Rebecca Allond (A hyur who really just has her freaky pointy teeth visible), are all in a line up doing the ghostbusters movie poster poses, holding various weapons in their hands.

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Ulfa 🌊 THE AUTUMN OF SLAUGHTER HAS BEGUN SIMMERING 🎃 @sinuntosea.bsky.social · Aug 17

🏝️ The Moonfire Faire's returned and that can only mean one thing: IT'S TIME FOR THE 🌞 SUMMER OF BLOOD 🩸‼️

🌊 It's an all night Frontlines party on the BIG BOAT to celebrate the summer! Come hang out and queue up together with us for a night of battle high, music, and blood!! 🍹
#SUMMEROFBLOODXIV

A poster for an event called the 'SUMMER OF BLOOD" which has a shipdeck full of people playing in the pool and a pale roegadyn woman handing you a Battle High 5 gummy. The text reads "SUMMER OF BLOOD II!", with "It's a Frontlines Party!" underneath. A panel to the right reads the date, time and information in the following: "Friday, August 22nd. 7PM EDT, 4PM PDT. Coeurl (Crystal DC) @ Costa del Sol on the Moonfire Faire Party Boat! Hit the beach and bring your friends for battle high, music, and blood!" Below it lists the hashtag #SUMMEROFBLOODXIV and below that is a link to a cytube for music @ tinyurl.com/summerofbloodXIV

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