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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social

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The greatest Final Fantasy XIV mahjong honeypot, here to make you learn the game by getting all your hot trans friends to learn it first. #ffxiv #gpose and #art 🀄

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Oct 26

Dusk

#ffxiv #ff14 #gpose #gposers

Doe laying back in dark green and blue waters, sinking beneath them with her head already mostly under. Above is a dark red and purple sky with an indistinct horizon, while below her hand extends out towards the viewer through the water.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 23m

Had this pencil for over 10 years so I will be buying more lead for it but I will be groaning about it. You feel me.

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 36m

My hello kitty mechanical pencil finally ran out of lead mid-class might just end it now.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 53m

Free real estate.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1h

It's absolutely how you play mahjong

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1h

It was up on the screen the entire time is the only hilarious part

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1h

30 minute back and forth because the guy "can't do a horror theme for midterms because he'll lose sleep over it (not a medical thing just listing off his many clear symptoms of a larger problem but he is insisting it's absolutely not a medical issue)" just to find out the theme he got was cyberpunk.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1h

I hate this class because not only is the teacher a rambler, one of the students is too.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 2h

Simply unrepost then repost it to your hearts content

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 9h

It's Always Time For Lambo Balls

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Francine Souther @francinesouther.bsky.social · Dec 4

throwback to that time i drew @lambertallond.bsky.social #FFXIVART (he misses his wife)

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · May 12

Lambert: "I'm ur poggy woggy?? 🥹🥹🥹"

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Mar 13

poggers!!!

#nsfw #ffxivnsfw #art #ffxiv

Doe, a Raen from final fantasy xiv, is straddling a Lambert Allond, a midlander while naked. She's leaning over, her hand placed on his chest as she says to him "I think I love you, Lambert Allond." Lambert's reaction is shown in a small red square labelled LIVE LAMBO REACTION, where he is doing a poggers face over this information. The picture appears to be from his point of view.

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · May 12

Nah she saw Lambo.

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Apr 21

bro the bunnygirl saw my cards and made this face how cooked am i #ffxiv #gposers

Doe, a Raen Au Ra from Final Fantasy XIV, is leaning on a table wearing a bunnygirl costume and sheer tights. She seems to have seem something really funny, because despite the cutesy finger up to her cheek, there's a sneer to her face.

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · Oct 25

Lambert's Balls

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Lambert Allond 🔞 @lambertallond.bsky.social · Apr 20

Lambert's Balls

#nsfw #ffxivnsfw #hyur #ffxiv

Lambert Allond, a midlander hyur, is performing calisthenics with his body facing the water on a beach, looking back. Naked with his ballsack and penis dangling in front of the viewer. He is also missing one arm, which is glowing with electronic lines similar to a circuit board.

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VKT @vktouchdown.bsky.social · Dec 13

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Aug 14

hey #shitpost #art

doe as grimace from mcdonalds, with a big ass, saying "what's wrong lambert-kun? could it be youre... craivng my mahjongie???"

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 9h

It's lambo birthday and you all know what that means

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 1d

must’ve felt so good in the 18th century to scowl severely at another man and say “you forget yourself” and know he wants to suck you off so bad

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Gris @ Deep Dungeon Dickdown @harething.com · Sep 5

#Grispose

— Swallowing The Rabbit Whole

Griselda nude crouched on one knee cradling an albino rabbit. They look down at it with nary a hint of emotion in their eyes but kept it held close nonetheless while the rabbit seems all too aware of the two's fate as a monstrous rabbit-like beast, blurry as it lunges, opens wide its razor-teeth filled jaws so as to consume them both.

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 9h

Mmm. Both.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10h

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays for winning this game

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Davin Pavlas @davin.bsky.social · 11h

14th inning

a man is beset by baseballs. he hates the antichrist

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OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 11h

the one year I pay 0 attention to baseball even passively the blue jays decide to go Sicko Mode, nothing is funnier to me

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 11h

the punishment for doing good at baseball is playing the blue jays who have decided it is not enough to be the only team in Canada, they will become The Only Team In Baseball

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Maria's Photo Studio 📸 @mariathaldorephoto.bsky.social · Jul 15

The Edge of the World #GPOSERS #Midlanders_Today #miqote #ipsuShade #mariacollabs with Kiht Urha by @st4rcr0ss.bsky.social

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