El
langho.bsky.social
El
@langho.bsky.social
did his helmet go bloo
Do people who suffer from awake paralysis see demons as well
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Went to Liquid/Envy in Oldham with the then Archbishop of York John Sentamu
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She crumble toss and torn on my walls of doubt till a child is born
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If someone with twins said “if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal” to me I’d say no I want to see the other baby what have you done with him
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your da’s got gifted kid burnout
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just heard a rumour that everyone in the video for Just a Day by Feeder is dead now. It’s definitely not true, but you have to say that is a brilliant rumour.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Saw this woman before say to her dog ‘once again you’ve let yourself down’
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Never mind video nasties, when are tiktokkers going to discover boy kill boy
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People still taking photos of strangers wearing those wolf fleeces and posting them to FB groups in the big 2025…probably still going round saying ‘computer says no’ and ‘am I bovvered’. Bleak.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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<who the fuck is alice> POPPY. WHERES YR FUCKIN POPPY
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Smoking the shit that made Alias the Jester
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Center Parcs Whinfell Forest Leisure Bowl if anyone wants filled in 👍
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
To be reckoned with probably feels so good if you’re a force
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Is there a jobs version of incel
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Goin' up to the spirit in the sky if anyone needs anything
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Avro-el Tel Aviv. Something in this I reckon.
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Butterfly hiding behind my bed nice one not weird at all that
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wife left me cos I lost our life savings playing this
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You just know these two were fucking
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ye olde pastie shoppe with this one x
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Jonjo Shelvey: AVOID having to wear a watch in London by simply looking up at Big Ben
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
‘One fell’ has gotta be one of the best kind of swoops there is
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
House of Guinness? No, just a pint thanks!
October 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The new T.Swift album is for the triple vaxxed dark empaths, the youngest sons, the nightmare to have in class
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I was raised on Jane Goodall’s chimpanzee research
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM