Ruby (ft. Jimin)
@lapsedbard.bsky.social
Mostly BTS. She/her, 1984, possibly more unhinged than ever. AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Rubylove
No minors, please!
No minors, please!
Hi hello I was supposed to get work done today but then Wumuti showed up to the Finland concert with a WOMB TATTOO so I'll be processing that for the next 1-2 business days
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hi hello I was supposed to get work done today but then Wumuti showed up to the Finland concert with a WOMB TATTOO so I'll be processing that for the next 1-2 business days
I have discovered that these friends are available in four colours as a blind box from Hot Topic but unfortunately the website won't tell me if they're available in Canada 😤 Guess I'll find out on Wednesday after my necessary errand, bc I am Not leaving my house in this weather unless I have to 🙃
Are you TELLING ME 😭 that Wumuti brought a JELLY AXOLOTL FRIEND 😭 to be a TOUR BUDDY 😭😭😭
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I have discovered that these friends are available in four colours as a blind box from Hot Topic but unfortunately the website won't tell me if they're available in Canada 😤 Guess I'll find out on Wednesday after my necessary errand, bc I am Not leaving my house in this weather unless I have to 🙃
But doctor,
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
But doctor,
Are you TELLING ME 😭 that Wumuti brought a JELLY AXOLOTL FRIEND 😭 to be a TOUR BUDDY 😭😭😭
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Are you TELLING ME 😭 that Wumuti brought a JELLY AXOLOTL FRIEND 😭 to be a TOUR BUDDY 😭😭😭
Reposted by Ruby (ft. Jimin)
RT if you don't even know how the hell to open a ChatGPT tab
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
RT if you don't even know how the hell to open a ChatGPT tab
Oh shit it's me
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Oh shit it's me
Yeah so I have a plot that's been waiting for a push to get me to actually write it despite my fear of fucking it up, let's fucking go
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Yeah so I have a plot that's been waiting for a push to get me to actually write it despite my fear of fucking it up, let's fucking go
Reposted by Ruby (ft. Jimin)
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Saw someone flag the rule of three alongside em-dash use as an AI tell and I would like to state for the record that you can pry the rule of three from my cold, dead fingers. I have fics that are master classes in the rule of three at micro and macro scale. Fuck ALL the way off.
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Saw someone flag the rule of three alongside em-dash use as an AI tell and I would like to state for the record that you can pry the rule of three from my cold, dead fingers. I have fics that are master classes in the rule of three at micro and macro scale. Fuck ALL the way off.
Went to Miniso today and they had skullpandas and tbh... I get it. I'm genuinely tempted.
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Went to Miniso today and they had skullpandas and tbh... I get it. I'm genuinely tempted.
If I may be permitted an XLOV moment among the BTS excitement: it just occurred to me that the chances of Rui and/or Wumuti deciding to use Barbie Girl in a tiktok are low, but never zero.
Let me tell you, if this happens, you will hear my scream reverberate though the very bowels of the internet
Let me tell you, if this happens, you will hear my scream reverberate though the very bowels of the internet
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If I may be permitted an XLOV moment among the BTS excitement: it just occurred to me that the chances of Rui and/or Wumuti deciding to use Barbie Girl in a tiktok are low, but never zero.
Let me tell you, if this happens, you will hear my scream reverberate though the very bowels of the internet
Let me tell you, if this happens, you will hear my scream reverberate though the very bowels of the internet
Save me from this waiting room, the other adults in here are talking longingly about corporal punishment and how its decline is responsible for the lack of respect in schools
I'm glad there are no children present
I'm glad there are no children present
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Save me from this waiting room, the other adults in here are talking longingly about corporal punishment and how its decline is responsible for the lack of respect in schools
I'm glad there are no children present
I'm glad there are no children present
I woke up at 5 and have not managed to get back to sleep in over three hours. Just kill me now.
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I woke up at 5 and have not managed to get back to sleep in over three hours. Just kill me now.
Boosting because I forgot to eat breakfast
friendly reminder to eat if you have not done so already. give your body the fuel it deserves so you can keep doing the things you love 🫶
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Boosting because I forgot to eat breakfast
Oh my god get a load of Snake Hips McGee here 🫠
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Oh my god get a load of Snake Hips McGee here 🫠
Retrospective on Twelve Days of Ficmas:
I wrote 25,586 words between December 16 and January 6. It's no NaNo, but considering what a giant writing gap I had in 2025, this feels really good! I also figured out a) how to take my writing less seriously - you can fix it in post! And most of the time, +
I wrote 25,586 words between December 16 and January 6. It's no NaNo, but considering what a giant writing gap I had in 2025, this feels really good! I also figured out a) how to take my writing less seriously - you can fix it in post! And most of the time, +
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Retrospective on Twelve Days of Ficmas:
I wrote 25,586 words between December 16 and January 6. It's no NaNo, but considering what a giant writing gap I had in 2025, this feels really good! I also figured out a) how to take my writing less seriously - you can fix it in post! And most of the time, +
I wrote 25,586 words between December 16 and January 6. It's no NaNo, but considering what a giant writing gap I had in 2025, this feels really good! I also figured out a) how to take my writing less seriously - you can fix it in post! And most of the time, +
OH WHAT'S THIS, a bonus fic? The teaser was in plain sight the whole time, you say?
13. Epiphany
Chen Kuanjui/Kim Jinhyung (XLOV), G, 4.3k
❄️cunning plans and how they backfire
❄️feelings realization
❄️all of this happens bc Haru and Muti are disgustingly cute 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/77237431
13. Epiphany
Chen Kuanjui/Kim Jinhyung (XLOV), G, 4.3k
❄️cunning plans and how they backfire
❄️feelings realization
❄️all of this happens bc Haru and Muti are disgustingly cute 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/77237431
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
OH WHAT'S THIS, a bonus fic? The teaser was in plain sight the whole time, you say?
13. Epiphany
Chen Kuanjui/Kim Jinhyung (XLOV), G, 4.3k
❄️cunning plans and how they backfire
❄️feelings realization
❄️all of this happens bc Haru and Muti are disgustingly cute 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/77237431
13. Epiphany
Chen Kuanjui/Kim Jinhyung (XLOV), G, 4.3k
❄️cunning plans and how they backfire
❄️feelings realization
❄️all of this happens bc Haru and Muti are disgustingly cute 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/77237431
🎉Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 12!🎉
12. Not Just Anybody
Zhang Hao/Chen Kuanjui (Boys Planet), E, 1.6k
❄️friends with benefits
❄️boarding school AU
❄️proxy sex
archiveofourown.org/works/77157061
12. Not Just Anybody
Zhang Hao/Chen Kuanjui (Boys Planet), E, 1.6k
❄️friends with benefits
❄️boarding school AU
❄️proxy sex
archiveofourown.org/works/77157061
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
🎉Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 12!🎉
12. Not Just Anybody
Zhang Hao/Chen Kuanjui (Boys Planet), E, 1.6k
❄️friends with benefits
❄️boarding school AU
❄️proxy sex
archiveofourown.org/works/77157061
12. Not Just Anybody
Zhang Hao/Chen Kuanjui (Boys Planet), E, 1.6k
❄️friends with benefits
❄️boarding school AU
❄️proxy sex
archiveofourown.org/works/77157061
I'm really enjoying the process of writing this fic except for the fact that I have to finish it in time to send to my betas tonight so I can post it tomorrow 🙃 Like yes I'm having so much fun with my twelve days of ficmas but holy shit I am cutting it fine on these last few
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'm really enjoying the process of writing this fic except for the fact that I have to finish it in time to send to my betas tonight so I can post it tomorrow 🙃 Like yes I'm having so much fun with my twelve days of ficmas but holy shit I am cutting it fine on these last few
Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 11!
11. love the way you're saying please
Rui/Wumuti (XLOV), E, 2.7k
❄️first time topping
❄️Rui B/Muti B from the UXLXVE Hightlight Medley
❄️transfem characters
❄️Rui is doing her best!
archiveofourown.org/works/77080861
11. love the way you're saying please
Rui/Wumuti (XLOV), E, 2.7k
❄️first time topping
❄️Rui B/Muti B from the UXLXVE Hightlight Medley
❄️transfem characters
❄️Rui is doing her best!
archiveofourown.org/works/77080861
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 11!
11. love the way you're saying please
Rui/Wumuti (XLOV), E, 2.7k
❄️first time topping
❄️Rui B/Muti B from the UXLXVE Hightlight Medley
❄️transfem characters
❄️Rui is doing her best!
archiveofourown.org/works/77080861
11. love the way you're saying please
Rui/Wumuti (XLOV), E, 2.7k
❄️first time topping
❄️Rui B/Muti B from the UXLXVE Hightlight Medley
❄️transfem characters
❄️Rui is doing her best!
archiveofourown.org/works/77080861
Just watched Wicked: For Good and my big takeaway is, who's responsible for blocking As Long As You're Mine? I just wanna talk
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Just watched Wicked: For Good and my big takeaway is, who's responsible for blocking As Long As You're Mine? I just wanna talk
Me: [trying to figure out how to fix Monday's fic and make the opening less wooden]
My brain: have you tried SETTING THE SCENE ✨️ for a change instead of jumping straight into medias res 🙃
My brain: have you tried SETTING THE SCENE ✨️ for a change instead of jumping straight into medias res 🙃
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Me: [trying to figure out how to fix Monday's fic and make the opening less wooden]
My brain: have you tried SETTING THE SCENE ✨️ for a change instead of jumping straight into medias res 🙃
My brain: have you tried SETTING THE SCENE ✨️ for a change instead of jumping straight into medias res 🙃
Gyub trying to figure out if Ricky will let him hit
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Gyub trying to figure out if Ricky will let him hit
Started the audiobook of Network Effect today and it's got me thinking again about how the TV adaptation of Murderbot undermines every single progressive aspect of the original by playing it for laughs, including all aspects of the Preservation team's culture and social structure. In this essay I wi
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Started the audiobook of Network Effect today and it's got me thinking again about how the TV adaptation of Murderbot undermines every single progressive aspect of the original by playing it for laughs, including all aspects of the Preservation team's culture and social structure. In this essay I wi
Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 10!
10. Better Late Than Never
Namkook, G, .9k
❄️friends to lovers
❄️assumptions
❄️ft. relationship fairy Chuu
archiveofourown.org/works/77028776
10. Better Late Than Never
Namkook, G, .9k
❄️friends to lovers
❄️assumptions
❄️ft. relationship fairy Chuu
archiveofourown.org/works/77028776
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Twelve Days of Ficmas, Day 10!
10. Better Late Than Never
Namkook, G, .9k
❄️friends to lovers
❄️assumptions
❄️ft. relationship fairy Chuu
archiveofourown.org/works/77028776
10. Better Late Than Never
Namkook, G, .9k
❄️friends to lovers
❄️assumptions
❄️ft. relationship fairy Chuu
archiveofourown.org/works/77028776