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M.
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a minnesota miracle
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, the Jealousy List is out: www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
The Stories We Most Admired in 2025: Businessweek’s Jealousy List
The stories we admired most this year.
www.bloomberg.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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the worst part about everyone stealing our data is that they're not doing anything interesting with it. they're selling it to advertisers so i can see 5 million types of face creams and get weird phone calls and texts.

i wish china would use my data to implement communism instead
January 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
sorry in advance to tina and amy, y’all about to be so sick of my in your inboxes about these cabinet nominations.
November 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment.
1. Party drugs (lactaid)
2. Party drugs (ibuprofen)
3. Three kinds of chapstick
4. Any currency other than USD
5. A photo booth strip from Young Joni
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment.
1. Small towel for sweat
2. Bungee cord
3. Russian nesting doll of plastic bags
4. Thing that recharges all my devices
5. Fingernail clippers
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment.

1. Combo journal/planner/sketchbook/wallet because I can only handle knowing where one thing is at a time.
2. Giant car keys because they are harder to lose
3. Water bottle
4. Trash
5. Five different pens
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Volunteer! I spent a summer as a digital literacy tutor at HCLib Downtown and it was more rewarding and energizing than I can put into words. I dream about the day i don’t have to sustain a full time job so I can go back.
Just a reminder to support your local public libraries! Write letters of support. Use the library often & in many different ways. Show up to meetings.

Library staff have been begging for help, advocacy, and action for years. Please show up for libraries.
November 10, 2024 at 9:10 PM
hello I have come to doomscroll
November 8, 2024 at 12:00 AM