Lauren Ashpole
@laurenashpole.com
I do fonts and web dev but I’m mostly here to despair at the news and baseball
Why the fuck did they put that on TV
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why the fuck did they put that on TV
Wtf in the middle of the Survivor finale
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wtf in the middle of the Survivor finale
The Mets need to do some fan service quick because my backup team is the Angels who, based on my limited understanding, are currently on trial for murder
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Mets need to do some fan service quick because my backup team is the Angels who, based on my limited understanding, are currently on trial for murder
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21 years of evolution of web design trends
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
21 years of evolution of web design trends
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
DaFont website in December 2004
vs.
DaFont website in December 2025
#WebDesignHistory
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if something “lovecraftian” tried to happen to me I would just bail. ooouuuuhhh there is a horror beyond my comprehension? not gonna comprehend it then I guess. Later
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
if something “lovecraftian” tried to happen to me I would just bail. ooouuuuhhh there is a horror beyond my comprehension? not gonna comprehend it then I guess. Later
Watching the Sopranos for the first time and maybe I’m doing it wrong but I cannot wait for Tony to get whacked at the diner
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Watching the Sopranos for the first time and maybe I’m doing it wrong but I cannot wait for Tony to get whacked at the diner
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Strong Floor, That Ceiling From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory With the Big Scary Fan
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Strong Floor, That Ceiling From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory With the Big Scary Fan
I’ve been pretty pessimistic about tech lately but then I saw a commercial for a machine that cleans your Invisaligns better so I guess I was wrong
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’ve been pretty pessimistic about tech lately but then I saw a commercial for a machine that cleans your Invisaligns better so I guess I was wrong
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
On top of everything else, the Democratic Senators who caved last night are making it harder for me to search this site for Traitors season 4 news
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
On top of everything else, the Democratic Senators who caved last night are making it harder for me to search this site for Traitors season 4 news
Okay, who is primarying Booker and Coons?
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Okay, who is primarying Booker and Coons?
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
Polls like this don’t really tell you anything unless the respondents can specify between “lived up (complementary)” and “lived up (derogatory)”
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Polls like this don’t really tell you anything unless the respondents can specify between “lived up (complementary)” and “lived up (derogatory)”
I just wanted the Dodgers to lose so Shohei wouldn’t go to White House and disappoint me again
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I just wanted the Dodgers to lose so Shohei wouldn’t go to White House and disappoint me again
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
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They should bring Isaac Chotiner in to pitch
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
They should bring Isaac Chotiner in to pitch
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fukuyama was right. history ended. we are stuck inside this game forever
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
fukuyama was right. history ended. we are stuck inside this game forever
Okay that was pretty funny though
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Okay that was pretty funny though
The TV just asked if I was still watching this baseball game or if it could close the app to save bandwidth
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The TV just asked if I was still watching this baseball game or if it could close the app to save bandwidth
I don’t know why Google keeps running ads for delicious soft serve but fine you got me I’ll go out and buy ice cream
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don’t know why Google keeps running ads for delicious soft serve but fine you got me I’ll go out and buy ice cream
My number one travel tip? On daytime flights, fall asleep easily and immediately, on red-eyes, no sleep at all no matter how tired you are or how weird you get.
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
My number one travel tip? On daytime flights, fall asleep easily and immediately, on red-eyes, no sleep at all no matter how tired you are or how weird you get.
Fine, I’ll watch the Yankees game
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fine, I’ll watch the Yankees game