Lazybrian
@lazybrian.bsky.social
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Gen X Gay Sarcastic "I don't want to" Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.
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Me. January 21 2008
Downtown San Francisco.
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I used to work in University Mall in Little Rock in 1996? The store was a downmarket Claire's named Topkapi. I can never hear Celine Dion "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" without thinking of gold bamboo hoops and fuzzy Clueless pens.
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Why has no one brought back The Macarena?
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I found out the roys my cats like so much are made of deer hair. So all the little fibers all over the floor are deer hair.
That's fine.
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Anne Geddes cabbage baby is all grown up and stuns in new photos.
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Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
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One of Goldie's best.
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The 🇺🇸American comedy film "PRIVATE BENJAMIN" directed by Howard Zieff, starring Goldie Hawn and Eileen Brennan, who both received Oscar nominations with Armand Assante, Robert Webber, Sam Wanamaker and Hal Williams, was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1980

🎬 Warner Bros.
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We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe.
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I know. Very funny and insightful with just the right amount of dick and fart jokes.
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He's equally confused whenever I mention Chris Brenner.
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selfie.

At The Markwood, Little Rock, AR 1996
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Unless that Drag Race movie is like Train to Busan I don't want it.
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Watching #TNG Unification with my husband
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"It's Rom-Yar-lan!"
Husband pauses show
"Who?"
"Rom-Yar-lan, Romulan Tasha Yar."
"What did you call her?"
"Rom-Yar-lan"
"Rom-Yar-lan?"
"Rom. Yar. Lan."
"Rom-Yar-lan?"
"Rom-Yar-lan"
"It that from your dumb Star Trek podcast?"
"Yeah."
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She fakes a Borg attack.
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Maybe the rapture is the snatching of people off the streets by immigration agents.
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I want this so hard I'm almost crying at the idea.👻🧡🖤💀
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They should've had a Halloween ep of Voyager where Tom Paris explains the ancient earth tradition of "trick or treat" to an incredulous Seven who says something like "that is an inefficient means of aquiring candy," & he makes a holodeck recreation of a suburb so the whole crew can trick or treat 🎃
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I want a "that post has been shared too many times. It can no longer be shared" feature for posts that get shard too much.
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My Sanus is very elite.
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The Monkees in order of hotness from most hot to least hot.
1. Peter
2. Mike
3. Mickey
4. Davey
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I do believe you're right.
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Not a single phone in sight. Just beings living in the moment.
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I wish they'd fix the app instead of stirring up shit about pancakes and waffles.
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It's from Josie and the Pussycats. I just watched it a few days ago.