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Piggy Long Stockings

@lazyschmaisey.bsky.social

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Lazy, queer, trying his best, Mog “A real Faggot’s Faggot” -The New York Times

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 22h

Emotionalintelligensexual

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 5d

Diane Keaton in First Wives Club was one of those performances that taught me so much about myself and this news hurts. RIP grand dame

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The Oscar award-winning actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' ...

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Will, Chocolate Double-Dip Deluxe @wkdart.bsky.social · 6d

I have been laughing at this for three minutes straight

Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 7d

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 6d

I shan’t be silenced!

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 6d

Gays anytime a woman starts singing pop music

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 12d

You are a visionary of flatulence

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 12d

Okay but does it go high to low or low to high?! Is it based on length? Or what you ate? So many questions

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 12d

FFXIV characters by how breedable they are 🙂‍↕️

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 15d

Laufeyggots let me hear you make some noise!

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 15d

Who knew it would be A Big Bold Beautiful Journey that would send me into a Laufey deep dive

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 19d

Snapchat has taste!

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 19d

I can see your powers restoring and nature healing with the cute cut

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 22d

A bit of a foe hoe that way

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 23d

Masked in your musk 🫠🫠🫠

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 23d

Just lay me down and put that thong on like a mask pls and thank

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 23d

I got my my custom hood came in and I have a huge sense of pup euphoria

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 23d

Looking damn good pup! Spare a huff for me?

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 27d

I’m that small ya know and I am very squishable under paws 🫣

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 27d

Honestly same the millennial gap is so wide and there was so much change over those 15 years it’s like micro generations in between (as a fellow 2010 grad)

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 29d

It was so good tho and I was so happy

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · 29d

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · Sep 15

They say it’s a restroom and yet here you are werking smh

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · Sep 9

I’d risk it all for sniffs even if the handler warned me against it

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Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · Sep 8

That was fun and I really want to know how to amass a group of lovers who have various skills except I think I could do without a mentalist

Piggy Long Stockings @lazyschmaisey.bsky.social · Sep 7

Just me and this giant pretzel seated for Splitsville

I love being alone in a theatre so I don’t have to be courteous with my obnoxious laughing

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