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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF

@leafdebrief.com

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it's you 👋 and me 👨🏻 with a plant 🌱 and our pals 👯 come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes (Jasper — he/him/that)

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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Sep 19

hey you good

Jasper's face. It has been cropped grotesquely close so as to make it appear as though he is a disembodied face stretched over a box. His joint is on fire

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 20

adding lights in pink and green, LED “noodle” type. 420am progress photos

Closeup of Mary statue with pink neon lights in halo around her with wiggly shape

Back of statue, showing transparency and dollar bills inside resin fill

Fully light piece, with pink on top and green on bottom. Jasper’s messy work desk in background

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 19

u wanna hit this or?

Jasper is passing you the morning joint from behind a thick cloud of his own smoke. No pressure though, just an offer!

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 19

none yet but it is quite warm 🤭

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 19

i am infatuated

Jasper’s fancy new battery testing rig, finally hooked up to power and doing a full run of 8 simultaneous tests on various 18650 lithium batteries

Close up view of the testing rig’s slick LCD display with very scientific looking graphs and numbers laid out haphazardly

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jeff heavydog @jeffheavydog.bsky.social · Feb 18

listen. listen. i don't know SHIT. but YOU do. so go do it. fuckin hero.

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mark (and his) dope devices 🇨🇦 @dopedevices.bsky.social · Feb 18

Good morning #gromies.

Checked on the grow room today.

Pic doesn’t show it but my bean is starting to wake up.

Herb dryer is sitting in the right environment. I rotated the top tray to the bottom and plan to do that rotate morning and night.

Let’s grow!

#growyourown #homegrow #cannabis

Cannabis seed in a shot glass full of water

Hygrometer showing 16C and 60% RH by the diy herb dryer

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 16

minus the theological stuff, this question keeps me awake at night

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · Feb 16

just self soothing through panic attacks as the inevitable barrels closer

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · Feb 16

You fool! Your weak desire for ordered space is no match for this pile of sentimental crap!

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 16

white frosty cover

on all the plants has never

looked so goddamn grim

#highku

Jasper wincing from the cold as he hurries to smoke a joint against a backdrop of completely snowed in streets and driveways.

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

unequivocally agree. it takes a very human kind of suffering to make a good meme and it shows in the product

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

this brought a modicum of joy to my cold cisgender heart 🥹 the contrast of the fit with the cholo goatee is just ~mwah~. thanks for your positivity Fred

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

The jubilant feeling of remembering how awesome your friends are, personified as an image of a very distorted chihuahua surrounded by heart emojis

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

sorry i’ve been watching 2000s reruns of japanese variety shows lately and they throw a lot of things at each other, obsessed

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

fun fact: if i could throw a lit lightbulb at your face it would appear slightly more blue-shifted due to the Doppler effect. now accepting participants

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

that’s very charitable and very sweet of you to say ♡ thank you

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

hard same.

in that note, i have technically heard your voice.. it was just a Doppler-shifted yelp of my name from a vehicle tho

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

when i reach one thousand follows on this app i plan to renounce all my worldly possessions to go live in a tree to learn to play the penny whistle, you will never hear from me again probably

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · Feb 15

Eventually we achieve 10 billion irreconcilably unique worldviews and the species can finally ascend.

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

fabulous 😮 i’ve never seen such a technique. a nice spin on the traditional “attacked by a kraken” pattern

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

is that… heart shaped cupping?? 😦

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

i wondered if that was an intentional bit.. i feel like i’d be able to read your comedy easier if i heard it in your voice

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

sometimes my google photos will make compilation albums for me and they are just 25+ photos of buds

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 15

dear fellow cis friends in hetero relationships; does being on bsky ever make you feel like the goats that zoos keep around to beef up the presence of more interesting animals? how are we so boring

LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com · Feb 14

Disney Cinderella crying into fairy godmother’s lap but edited so that she has messy prom queen makeup running down her cheeks and there is a lipstick stain