@leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
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Lady of Books and Trees, writer and reader, friendly neighborhood bi, she/her. 🌈
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Picking locks is a bit like discovering what makes a lover come undone; it requires patience, focus, and a dash of magic. Luckily for Ness, she happens to have all three.

#1stLinePit #WIP #A #F #R #LGBT #CMe
a background of frost and ice with the words An Agent’s Guide to Be Gay Do Crimes WIP.

 a background image of frost and ice. The pitch for Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: To keep her queer crew from being kicked out of their gang, 24 year-old thief Ness must steal a prince, get him to his rich aunt, and keep her pretty nemesis from interfering. Falling for both of them wasn’t in the plan. A collage of memes for Be Gay Do Crimes WIP:
 -steal everything your gay little hands can carry
 -middle spoon 
-the nonsense has escalated
 -* instant regret * 
-the sexual tension when someone says "make me"
 -Be Gay do Crimes 
-A knife? Are you flirting with me? 
-A cat walking on two legs carrying an umbrella and carpet bag. Sheet music with the caption I don't know where I'm going but I'm gay 
-A tweet from @ MaineMillennial: the goal of polyamory is to acquire enough partners to pull off a successful heist.

a background of frost and ice. For fans of Running Close to the Wind by Alexandra Rowland (fun romp, horny MC), A Power Unbound by Freya Marske (queer fantasy romance, cool magic system), Little Thieves by Margaret Owen (female con MC, cat-and-mouse romance), 1997 Anastasia movie (banter, travel) Ocean’s Eight movie and The Gilded Wolves by Roshani Chokshi (heists, found family).
a background of frost and ice. An excerpt from Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: 
“Stop, thief.” 
Ness stills. She knows that voice. 
Smooth blades of midnight wrapped in silk. 
A frisson of excitement shoots down Ness’ spine, and she has to force herself to turn slowly. It’s bad form for a mouse to appear too eager to entice the cat into a heart-pounding chase. Though she’s shrouded in shadow, she meets Melirin’s flinty gaze unerringly. Her obsidian eyes glint with a spark of challenge.
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ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI
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fromcarly.bsky.social
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Gradient dark jade background. Blue and gold flowers in the top right corner. The main image on the bottom half of the graphic is a woman sitting at a desk with a cat and books on the desk. The woman has black, green, and red hair. To the left of her is the RevPit symbol that has an opened book and a plant growing out of it. Main text reads, “#10Queries Enter on 10/10 to receive feedback on your query and first pages from an editor (and maybe even me!)
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
It never fails to fill my heart with joy when little kids come into the library excited for “books, books, books!”
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nameshiv.bsky.social
The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
mrjeffu.bsky.social
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Thanks to my friend James Horton, I have just discovered the work of Danish painter of Peder Mørk Mønsted (1859-1941) and HOW CAN A PERSON NEARLY A HUNDRED YEARS AGO PAINT SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A PHOTO ON AN IPHONE WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTE SORCERY.
Photo....no, wait, a PAINTING, by Peder Mørk Mønsted, of the snow-laden banks of a river that looks absolutely photo-real. Another painting by Peder Mørk Mønsted that looks utterly photo-realistic of a tree-lined river with utterly convincing shades of green-tinted darkness and perfect reflections in the river below.
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allistert.bsky.social
Take it from a longtime editor/author/musician: no legitimate publisher/agent/book club/record label will ask you for money to work with you. Anyone who does is scamming and won’t do anything for you.
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
Another synonym for #WIPSnips

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an excerpt from my Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: “I don’t have time to explain, but we need to leave.” She slams the door shut and locks it with her magic, only seconds before there’s a loud thump and a curse from Melirin on the other side. Retrieving her blades and sliding them into place, Ness secures her pack around her waist. “Grab your things and follow me.”
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
Thanks! I might be ambitious and make it with fresh pumpkin because I dislike canned pumpkin and last year I tried and liked pumpkin tassies someone made using fresh pumpkin.
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broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
Adelita Grijalva won her special election on September 23rd.

Speaker Mike Johnson still hasn’t sworn her in.

She’s being prevented from governing.

Why? Because she’s the deciding vote to release the Epstein files.

Learn her name.

Call your reps and demand she be sworn in.
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
I wrote 1,400 words today and finished Ch. 31 😎
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maaloufmd.bsky.social
My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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wordsiren.bsky.social
i get so much value from @silviamg.bsky.social's publishing threads (buy her books!), so i figured i'd follow in her footsteps with some transparency here 🧵
wordsiren.bsky.social
SO LET THEM BURN and THIS ENDS IN EMBERS (yes, both!) have earned out.

SO LET THEM BURN, my debut novel, came out a year ago. THIS ENDS IN EMBERS completed the duology in February. And now every time someone buys a copy in any format, I earn royalties.

I can't stop crying. Thank you so much.
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
Eyes flaring with desire, Melirin sinks her teeth into Ness’ bottom lip. The pairing of pain and pleasure heightens both feelings, raising the hairs on her arms. She drags her mouth down Melirin’s neck, biting her and then soothing the mark with a kiss.

#SapphicLineShare #QueerWriters #BookSky
catarinreads.bsky.social
🌈📚 Hello #queerwriters #booksky! As promised, now that my most recent foray into #visualnovel dev is out of the way, we are *so* back! Crack open your #lesfic and #wip because it's October🎃 and #sapphiclineshare is back for more #lesficfri These themes are all on the nose for my favorite holiday👻💀
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10% off full manuscript critiques. Contact link in bio.

#writingcommunity #writing #writewritewrite #writersofig #writerscommunity
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Book Cover Artists!

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Portrait of a pale girl with red hair and blue eyes. An undead woodpecker is draped over the left side of her face. Portrait of a boy in school uniform. Scratches are covering his face, as if a clawed creature had torn through paper. Through the tears grow thorny vines and roses. A boy drowning in thorny vines with soft pink blossoms. Vines cover his eyes. A small island with a small village surrounded by dead fish and a dead sea. Above a starry night sky.
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
I'm going with "sleep" for today's #WIPSnips

#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Excerpt from my Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: The next morning, Ness wakes to find one of her legs thrust between Thias’, her fingers curled around the nape of his neck, and a palm pressed to his chest. Fuck. She’s only one limb short of all out clinging to him. Her inability to sleep beside this man without wrapping herself around him is downright embarrassing.
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
#WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
An excerpt from my Be Gay Do Crimes WIP: As the train official trails off, Ness rises and casts a furtive glance in their direction. The sleeve of one of the passenger’s shirts has fallen to their elbow, revealing a tattoo of a black dagger, its outline glowing like an ember amongst coal. Whoever this person is, they’re seconds away from summoning the blade from their skin. The hairs on Ness’ nape stand on end. She’s heard of the tavere—ink mages trained in the complex art of transmuting body ink—but she has no desire to see this one in action. Besides, Melirin might catch up to her at any moment.
leahbauerwrites.bsky.social
Just booked my Flu and Covid-19 vaccines for tomorrow!
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“This Journalist is not in the business of taking ICE at their word” is the most empowering thing I’ve seen in a long time.
marisakabas.bsky.social
In a statement ICE claimed Arias-Mendoza had a number of previous arrests and entered the country illegally at some point. This journalist is not in the business of taking ICE at their word.
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Book Cover Artists!

QRP with your book covers 📖
Lockjaw cover artwork, 4 kids on bikes on the outskirts of a dusty small town downtown with an ominous golden cloud hanging overhead A teen boy looks over his shoulder in horror in front of an apartment building front door covered in roaches. Through the door's window can be seen a ghostly pale elderly figure staring ominously at the boy Two young adults wearing wizardly looking robes run down a tower staircase holding hands, magic flames coming from their hands. One of them holds a ring of large antique keys. At the top of the tower is a skeletal figure standing in a doorway. A crow perched on a branch can be seen out a window in the tower A young woman in Victorian clothing walks cautiously down a cobble street holding up a lantern to light her way, surrounded by green smoke. She and the smoke are superimposed over a larger dark profile portrait of a woman looking away