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Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure

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Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 4h

can’t really have fart guys without milk guys

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 5h

it becomes a Francis Bacon hellscape

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 20h

I went to a suburban mall today and understood.

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 20h

The “Filth, flarn, filth” bit would have killed in Riyadh

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 1d

There’s never enough seating for my manservants on the bus. Mr. Mamdani, please fix this.

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

I will not stand for meathead cancellation

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

basically, they have actual personalities that you can dislike

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

If you’ve lost normie tourists to NYC…

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

It’s gonna happen soon

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

Also, Overpowered by Steak, I guess

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

It’s true but the way he fell to pieces and became psychologically unmoored the more famous he got, I can’t think of a more obvious recent case of someone being destroyed by what they desire.

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

you totally are allowed to wear a cape if you can make bread that big

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

Part of his tragedy is that he wanted to be a famous and important media figure but is so psychologically unfit to be a famous and important media figure.

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

Pardon me sir, Limp Bizkit are the only thing standing between us and Antifa

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

jesus christ man

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

I would totally believe this if Richard Scarry drew it instead of AI

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

That’s because they taught Common Core in schools

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

are they elephants with syringes hanging out of them yes or no

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 2d

If you deface a Friend AI ad that’s white you’re racist

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 3d

Let’s also get some Carly Rae Jepsen up in this piece

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 3d

As an ex-SEAL, I don’t think the drug-dealing gang member part is much of a stretch for him

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 4d

…while she commits idolatry by having the demon Stitch as her avatar…

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 4d

this was taken while he’s talking to the manager

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 4d

With that kind of money, you had better hire Laura Loomer before the bidding war with CBS starts

Mr. You Can’t Miss What You Can’t Measure @leatherstocking.bsky.social · 5d

Uh what