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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
#COYS
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The end of A Christmas Carol is clear that Scrooge became famous for his generosity and love of Christmas. And yet his name is still shorthand for miserliness. So really that whole story is proof that you can change all you want but people will still remember you at your worst
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The end of A Christmas Carol is clear that Scrooge became famous for his generosity and love of Christmas. And yet his name is still shorthand for miserliness. So really that whole story is proof that you can change all you want but people will still remember you at your worst
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Watching the news as Prince William "dedicates his life to helping the homeless".
I'm sure he's got a big house or a castle that could accommodate some of them.
I'm sure he's got a big house or a castle that could accommodate some of them.
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Watching the news as Prince William "dedicates his life to helping the homeless".
I'm sure he's got a big house or a castle that could accommodate some of them.
I'm sure he's got a big house or a castle that could accommodate some of them.
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The Times is running a front-page story about the Villa-Maccabi Tel Aviv away fan ban without noting Maccabi's long history of racist disorder, which includes a €20k fine *this week* for racist disorder for singing the "rape song" at the club's *first* away game with fans since the Villa ban.
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regarding this matter to a share any decisions ther shape her next steps. If it carries out a full inquiry, the IOPC could order West Midlands to instigate disciplinary proceedings against its own officers or pass any evidence of criminal offences such as misconduct in public office to the Crown Prosecution Service.
The intervention is unusual for a body which usually investigates cases where someone has died or been severely injured at the hands of police, or when an officer is accused of a criminal offence.
It also marks the latest attempt to hold the force to account. Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary, has asked her officials to examine the matter, and instructed His Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary and Fire & Rescue Services to provide its own findings by Christmas.
Debates have taken place in the House of Commons and the House of Lords, and the home affairs committee has summoned Guildford for
a second appearance after concluding that his initial evidence was insufficient.
Guildford has provided one limited admission of wrongdoing in relation to the fictitious West Ham game. He…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:er4qp6hqar7bhyo455dsrv7j/bafkreibkm4ii4almoqfzjswmsqxleedqedpl7tmygetx2d5zy5qkbwonve@jpeg)
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Times is running a front-page story about the Villa-Maccabi Tel Aviv away fan ban without noting Maccabi's long history of racist disorder, which includes a €20k fine *this week* for racist disorder for singing the "rape song" at the club's *first* away game with fans since the Villa ban.
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Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Exclusive: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
Telegraph investigation into best-selling children’s author uncovers claims that he ‘harassed’ junior female employees at Harper Collins
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December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
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Food prices are skyrocketing, so President Snow is launching the Hunger Games!
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Food prices are skyrocketing, so President Snow is launching the Hunger Games!
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I’ve been working on this on and off for a bit but I used some of the notes from my monologue on @theextrainch.bsky.social this week to finish it off.
windycoys.com/2025/12/cons...
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Conservatism, Accountability, Opportunity
It’s been a week. Between Forest and a one-year-old with hand, foot and mouth (plus the looming arrival of baby number two), I’m running on fumes. Forest has me feeling particularly low about Spurs…
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December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I’ve been working on this on and off for a bit but I used some of the notes from my monologue on @theextrainch.bsky.social this week to finish it off.
windycoys.com/2025/12/cons...
windycoys.com/2025/12/cons...
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A Muppet Family Christmas is the best Christmas movie and it ain’t close
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A Muppet Family Christmas is the best Christmas movie and it ain’t close
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
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How can you not give him a booking for that? Oh I'm sorry because he's already on a booking? What kind of bollocks is that? Send him off!
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How can you not give him a booking for that? Oh I'm sorry because he's already on a booking? What kind of bollocks is that? Send him off!
Ben Davies #COYS
an older woman is crying and says it 's been 84 years
ALT: an older woman is crying and says it 's been 84 years
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December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ben Davies #COYS
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It’s done!
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s done!
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Spurs 2 : 0 Brentford
▪ Penbox shots: 9 - 3
▪ Deep Entries: 12 - 11
▪ Buildup completion: 81.0% - 81.3%
▪ PPDA: 8.5 - 12.1
▪ High turnovers: 8 - 6
▪ Penbox shots: 9 - 3
▪ Deep Entries: 12 - 11
▪ Buildup completion: 81.0% - 81.3%
▪ PPDA: 8.5 - 12.1
▪ High turnovers: 8 - 6
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Spurs 2 : 0 Brentford
▪ Penbox shots: 9 - 3
▪ Deep Entries: 12 - 11
▪ Buildup completion: 81.0% - 81.3%
▪ PPDA: 8.5 - 12.1
▪ High turnovers: 8 - 6
▪ Penbox shots: 9 - 3
▪ Deep Entries: 12 - 11
▪ Buildup completion: 81.0% - 81.3%
▪ PPDA: 8.5 - 12.1
▪ High turnovers: 8 - 6
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Spurs 2 : 0 Brentford
▪ xG: 2.33 - 0.39
▪ xThreat: 1.52 - 0.9
▪ Possession: 53.4% - 46.6%
▪ Field Tilt: 62.0% - 38.0%
▪ Def Action Height: 45.3 - 36.9
▪ xG: 2.33 - 0.39
▪ xThreat: 1.52 - 0.9
▪ Possession: 53.4% - 46.6%
▪ Field Tilt: 62.0% - 38.0%
▪ Def Action Height: 45.3 - 36.9
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Spurs 2 : 0 Brentford
▪ xG: 2.33 - 0.39
▪ xThreat: 1.52 - 0.9
▪ Possession: 53.4% - 46.6%
▪ Field Tilt: 62.0% - 38.0%
▪ Def Action Height: 45.3 - 36.9
▪ xG: 2.33 - 0.39
▪ xThreat: 1.52 - 0.9
▪ Possession: 53.4% - 46.6%
▪ Field Tilt: 62.0% - 38.0%
▪ Def Action Height: 45.3 - 36.9
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Xavi Simons scores his FIRST goal for Spurs and it's 2-0.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Xavi Simons scores his FIRST goal for Spurs and it's 2-0.
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