Thalia [tə'lɪə]
@letsaskyourmom.com
Just trying to bring the social back to social media.
To hell with Idiocracy
✨ NYC-based mom 👧🏻👦🏻, chaotic good, INFP, Peace Corps, marathon 🏃🏻♀️, Kokikai aikido
☕️ Come for the memes, stay for the hyperfixation du jour
🔗LetsAskYourMom.com
To hell with Idiocracy
✨ NYC-based mom 👧🏻👦🏻, chaotic good, INFP, Peace Corps, marathon 🏃🏻♀️, Kokikai aikido
☕️ Come for the memes, stay for the hyperfixation du jour
🔗LetsAskYourMom.com
Why can’t people with bladder issues print documents?
They can’t control pee.
(Credit to humornama)
Happy hump day #jokesters
They can’t control pee.
(Credit to humornama)
Happy hump day #jokesters
a woman in a red suit is dancing and says ctrl + p ... print .
Alt: a man in a red suit typing on an invisible keyboard and says ctrl + p ... print .
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February 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Why can’t people with bladder issues print documents?
They can’t control pee.
(Credit to humornama)
Happy hump day #jokesters
They can’t control pee.
(Credit to humornama)
Happy hump day #jokesters
Benedict is my favorite Bridgerton brother and I am *thrilled* his Cinderella is Asian.
Also wanted to grab him by the shoulders and yell “SIR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.” at the end of episode 4. 🤦🏻♀️
Also wanted to grab him by the shoulders and yell “SIR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.” at the end of episode 4. 🤦🏻♀️
a close up of a man 's face with a netflix logo on the bottom
Alt: a close up of a Benedict's face as he gazes on Sophie (Bridgerton scene)
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February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Benedict is my favorite Bridgerton brother and I am *thrilled* his Cinderella is Asian.
Also wanted to grab him by the shoulders and yell “SIR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.” at the end of episode 4. 🤦🏻♀️
Also wanted to grab him by the shoulders and yell “SIR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.” at the end of episode 4. 🤦🏻♀️
Mr 10 “unintendedly” made up a new word today. I’ll be a little sad when that stops happening.
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Mr 10 “unintendedly” made up a new word today. I’ll be a little sad when that stops happening.
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Cause that's what heroes do.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cause that's what heroes do.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- cold mug of twice microwaved coffee
- Schitt’s Creek memes
- James Beard restaurant bucket list
- dozens of used tissues (not mine)
- 15k Duolingo 💎
- a black belt & hakama
- a pair of holey running shoes
- cold mug of twice microwaved coffee
- Schitt’s Creek memes
- James Beard restaurant bucket list
- dozens of used tissues (not mine)
- 15k Duolingo 💎
- a black belt & hakama
- a pair of holey running shoes
my loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- roll of dog poop bags
- costco sized pack of baby wipes
- novelty baseball cap
- banana boat SPF 50
- one 510 thread battery
- a bagel
- roll of dog poop bags
- costco sized pack of baby wipes
- novelty baseball cap
- banana boat SPF 50
- one 510 thread battery
- a bagel
My loot drops when you defeat me would be:
- bag of cheddar bunnies (open)
- bag of cheddar bunnies (unopen, expired)
- pack of boogie wipes
- book of 80s references
- child-size ballet slippers
- unlimited lemons
- bag of cheddar bunnies (open)
- bag of cheddar bunnies (unopen, expired)
- pack of boogie wipes
- book of 80s references
- child-size ballet slippers
- unlimited lemons
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- cold mug of twice microwaved coffee
- Schitt’s Creek memes
- James Beard restaurant bucket list
- dozens of used tissues (not mine)
- 15k Duolingo 💎
- a black belt & hakama
- a pair of holey running shoes
- cold mug of twice microwaved coffee
- Schitt’s Creek memes
- James Beard restaurant bucket list
- dozens of used tissues (not mine)
- 15k Duolingo 💎
- a black belt & hakama
- a pair of holey running shoes
My almost 11-year-old got his first introduction to Magic: The Gathering last night thanks to his bestie.
Be still my geeky heart. 🧙♂️✨
Looking to pick up a starter pack for him—any recommendations?
Be still my geeky heart. 🧙♂️✨
Looking to pick up a starter pack for him—any recommendations?
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 PM
My almost 11-year-old got his first introduction to Magic: The Gathering last night thanks to his bestie.
Be still my geeky heart. 🧙♂️✨
Looking to pick up a starter pack for him—any recommendations?
Be still my geeky heart. 🧙♂️✨
Looking to pick up a starter pack for him—any recommendations?
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
So many thoughts after seeing this clip:
1. That toddler sized podium is just adorable
2. Love that those kids are allowed to just be kids
3. Mamdani has so much grace under pressure
1. That toddler sized podium is just adorable
2. Love that those kids are allowed to just be kids
3. Mamdani has so much grace under pressure
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 AM
So many thoughts after seeing this clip:
1. That toddler sized podium is just adorable
2. Love that those kids are allowed to just be kids
3. Mamdani has so much grace under pressure
1. That toddler sized podium is just adorable
2. Love that those kids are allowed to just be kids
3. Mamdani has so much grace under pressure
Ms 8: “If horrific comes from horror and is bad, why is terrific, which comes from terror, good?”
Was not planning to discuss semantic shift this before coffee this morning, yet here we are.
Who said intro to linguistics wouldn’t be useful someday?
Was not planning to discuss semantic shift this before coffee this morning, yet here we are.
Who said intro to linguistics wouldn’t be useful someday?
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Ms 8: “If horrific comes from horror and is bad, why is terrific, which comes from terror, good?”
Was not planning to discuss semantic shift this before coffee this morning, yet here we are.
Who said intro to linguistics wouldn’t be useful someday?
Was not planning to discuss semantic shift this before coffee this morning, yet here we are.
Who said intro to linguistics wouldn’t be useful someday?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—if I could ever get one of these from my parents I promise I would not utter a word of disdain.
They really are seeing a completely different Internet/news/media. I can hardly blame them that the powers that work so hard to divide us are working.
They really are seeing a completely different Internet/news/media. I can hardly blame them that the powers that work so hard to divide us are working.
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—if I could ever get one of these from my parents I promise I would not utter a word of disdain.
They really are seeing a completely different Internet/news/media. I can hardly blame them that the powers that work so hard to divide us are working.
They really are seeing a completely different Internet/news/media. I can hardly blame them that the powers that work so hard to divide us are working.
Big kid tried to guilt Dad into playing one more game after two rounds of cards.
“Daddy would rather read his books than spend time with us” 🥺
Did it work on him? No.
Did someone still ended up playing Scrabble Jr. with them? Hi. It’s me.
“Daddy would rather read his books than spend time with us” 🥺
Did it work on him? No.
Did someone still ended up playing Scrabble Jr. with them? Hi. It’s me.
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Big kid tried to guilt Dad into playing one more game after two rounds of cards.
“Daddy would rather read his books than spend time with us” 🥺
Did it work on him? No.
Did someone still ended up playing Scrabble Jr. with them? Hi. It’s me.
“Daddy would rather read his books than spend time with us” 🥺
Did it work on him? No.
Did someone still ended up playing Scrabble Jr. with them? Hi. It’s me.
It’s so warm under the covers and in bed, and so cold everywhere else. Getting out of bed this morning is taking some serious motivation.
Guess someone has to feed the children though. 😅
Guess someone has to feed the children though. 😅
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It’s so warm under the covers and in bed, and so cold everywhere else. Getting out of bed this morning is taking some serious motivation.
Guess someone has to feed the children though. 😅
Guess someone has to feed the children though. 😅
I’m so sad… lost another legend.
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I’m so sad… lost another legend.
This is an incredible list of vetted organizations and fundraisers if you want to do something to support families directly in Minnesota.
I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota.
If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
If you have places for me to add, please DM me.
Places to Donate to in Minnesota
Buy/Donate Materials: Help buy dashcams for legal observers Bethel Church Food Pantry TC Food Justice: Donate food Mutual Aid Funds: Lyndale School Mutual Aid Fund Rent Relief Fund for Southside Fami...
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January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This is an incredible list of vetted organizations and fundraisers if you want to do something to support families directly in Minnesota.
This is what a “Snow Day” looks like in NYC in 2026.
Thanks a lot, Covid.
Thanks a lot, Covid.
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This is what a “Snow Day” looks like in NYC in 2026.
Thanks a lot, Covid.
Thanks a lot, Covid.
Beautiful day for a winter jog outside before the deep freeze 🥶
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Beautiful day for a winter jog outside before the deep freeze 🥶
Our orchids always bloom around this time of year 🌸 Offering up something beautiful today—may it brighten your feed a little. #TimelineCleanse
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Our orchids always bloom around this time of year 🌸 Offering up something beautiful today—may it brighten your feed a little. #TimelineCleanse
Ms 8 was very excited to tell me about a story she read—about a shepherd who takes on a giant and defeats him with a slingshot.
David and GOALIE-ath.
Kids mispronouncing things remains one of the cutest things in the world. 😆
David and GOALIE-ath.
Kids mispronouncing things remains one of the cutest things in the world. 😆
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Ms 8 was very excited to tell me about a story she read—about a shepherd who takes on a giant and defeats him with a slingshot.
David and GOALIE-ath.
Kids mispronouncing things remains one of the cutest things in the world. 😆
David and GOALIE-ath.
Kids mispronouncing things remains one of the cutest things in the world. 😆
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"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that." -MLK
As always, Dr. King's message is right on time. Today calls on all of us to hear his wisdom and put it into action.
As always, Dr. King's message is right on time. Today calls on all of us to hear his wisdom and put it into action.
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that." -MLK
As always, Dr. King's message is right on time. Today calls on all of us to hear his wisdom and put it into action.
As always, Dr. King's message is right on time. Today calls on all of us to hear his wisdom and put it into action.
Happy MLK day to everyone except those that are spitting on the man’s grave with every word and action.
martin luther king jr. is wearing a suit and tie and is looking at the camera .
Alt: martin luther king jr. is wearing a suit and tie and is looking at the camera saying I expect better from you
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January 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Happy MLK day to everyone except those that are spitting on the man’s grave with every word and action.
The whole EU. Make the influencers feel it so they have to stop ignoring the dumpster fire and pretending it doesn’t affect them
90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The whole EU. Make the influencers feel it so they have to stop ignoring the dumpster fire and pretending it doesn’t affect them
Overheard on the slopes, according to my kids:
Dads:
“Turn—TURN—TURN!!”
“Slow down, you’re going too fast!”
“No, not that way, THIS way!”
Moms:
“Good job, sweetie!”
“You’re doing amazing!”
“Wow, look at you go!” 🎿💙
We’re just built differently 😆
Dads:
“Turn—TURN—TURN!!”
“Slow down, you’re going too fast!”
“No, not that way, THIS way!”
Moms:
“Good job, sweetie!”
“You’re doing amazing!”
“Wow, look at you go!” 🎿💙
We’re just built differently 😆
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Overheard on the slopes, according to my kids:
Dads:
“Turn—TURN—TURN!!”
“Slow down, you’re going too fast!”
“No, not that way, THIS way!”
Moms:
“Good job, sweetie!”
“You’re doing amazing!”
“Wow, look at you go!” 🎿💙
We’re just built differently 😆
Dads:
“Turn—TURN—TURN!!”
“Slow down, you’re going too fast!”
“No, not that way, THIS way!”
Moms:
“Good job, sweetie!”
“You’re doing amazing!”
“Wow, look at you go!” 🎿💙
We’re just built differently 😆
Why are my kids absolutely wired tonight after we woke them up early and spent the whole day skiing in a snowstorm?
The adults, meanwhile, are one hot shower away from unconsciousness. 😵💫⛷️
The adults, meanwhile, are one hot shower away from unconsciousness. 😵💫⛷️
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Why are my kids absolutely wired tonight after we woke them up early and spent the whole day skiing in a snowstorm?
The adults, meanwhile, are one hot shower away from unconsciousness. 😵💫⛷️
The adults, meanwhile, are one hot shower away from unconsciousness. 😵💫⛷️
I bought dried squid as a snack and was immediately exiled from family room for the “fishy smell.”
After years of pregnancy, birth, feeding, and clothing these people… this is my reward? Rude.
After years of pregnancy, birth, feeding, and clothing these people… this is my reward? Rude.
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I bought dried squid as a snack and was immediately exiled from family room for the “fishy smell.”
After years of pregnancy, birth, feeding, and clothing these people… this is my reward? Rude.
After years of pregnancy, birth, feeding, and clothing these people… this is my reward? Rude.
You know when your age is getting serious when the group chat is less memes, more prescription readers… and crowd-sourcing for a good perimenopause doctor.
three elderly women are standing next to each other in a living room .
Alt: three elderly women from
Golden Girls are standing next to each other in a living room and laughing
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January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
You know when your age is getting serious when the group chat is less memes, more prescription readers… and crowd-sourcing for a good perimenopause doctor.