To hell with Idiocracy
✨ NYC-based mom 👧🏻👦🏻, chaotic good, INFP, Peace Corps, marathon 🏃🏻♀️, Kokikai aikido
☕️ Come for the memes, stay for the hyperfixation du jour
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Him: We should have named him Gotham. “Gotham needs you.”
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Him: We should have named him Gotham. “Gotham needs you.”
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“Dear Santa, we brought you no cookies because there will be cockroaches, love — and —“
“Dear Santa, we brought you no cookies because there will be cockroaches, love — and —“
“Should I pray to Jesus for Jenga instead?” 😅
“Should I pray to Jesus for Jenga instead?” 😅
Bet for a second there you thought I was talking about the Epstein files.
Bet for a second there you thought I was talking about the Epstein files.
My mom asked “what’s CECOT?”
They’re doing a good job keeping a lot of people ignorant.
“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
My mom asked “what’s CECOT?”
They’re doing a good job keeping a lot of people ignorant.
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
Her: “I don’t get it, they’re saying the same thing.”
Me: “they’re emphasizing different words”
Her: “what’s that mean?”
Me: “putting stress on the word”
Her: “HOW CAN WORDS BE STRESSED?!?”
Her: “I don’t get it, they’re saying the same thing.”
Me: “they’re emphasizing different words”
Her: “what’s that mean?”
Me: “putting stress on the word”
Her: “HOW CAN WORDS BE STRESSED?!?”
My son wondered why the Scarecrow wished for a brain when what he really needed was a proper body. “He needs bones.”
“If I only had a bone” would’ve been a very different movie. G-rated no longer. 😆
My son wondered why the Scarecrow wished for a brain when what he really needed was a proper body. “He needs bones.”
“If I only had a bone” would’ve been a very different movie. G-rated no longer. 😆
At the party, Ms 8 goes, “I like your hot chocolate better”
Me: “What? I made this!”
Her: “Well I don’t like the marshmallows in the cocoa”
*I pour it into a different cup sans marshmallows
Her: “Can I throw this away now?” 😅
Tough crowd!
At the party, Ms 8 goes, “I like your hot chocolate better”
Me: “What? I made this!”
Her: “Well I don’t like the marshmallows in the cocoa”
*I pour it into a different cup sans marshmallows
Her: “Can I throw this away now?” 😅
Tough crowd!
Check out this clip, "The Speed Bump That Shows Why Mamdani Is So Popular" on Hark.
Check out this clip, "The Speed Bump That Shows Why Mamdani Is So Popular" on Hark.
Grateful to be somewhere I can spend more time enjoying shared interests than arguing with trolls.
And even more grateful to be in a space where important conversations aren’t buried or silenced.
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
Grateful to be somewhere I can spend more time enjoying shared interests than arguing with trolls.
And even more grateful to be in a space where important conversations aren’t buried or silenced.
Am I reposting myself because I can’t stand the horrors in my skyline right now? Yes.
Am I reposting myself because I can’t stand the horrors in my skyline right now? Yes.
View outside my window this morning from the comfort of our ancient radiator heated apartment
View outside my window this morning from the comfort of our ancient radiator heated apartment
www.torresart.com/greeting-cards
www.torresart.com/greeting-cards
My 10 year old, without missing a beat, “Well, it’s Argentina over here.”
His dad is so proud right now #jokesters
My 10 year old, without missing a beat, “Well, it’s Argentina over here.”
His dad is so proud right now #jokesters
When you need a break from the bad news cycle, spend some time with #jokesters
When you need a break from the bad news cycle, spend some time with #jokesters
I may have to pick up Soul Relic by the flowchart maker (Samuel Hinton)! #BookSky
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I may have to pick up Soul Relic by the flowchart maker (Samuel Hinton)! #BookSky
cosmiccoding.com.au/reviews/?l=f...
He wasn’t wrong! I’m on book 8/10 and have really enjoyed the journey. #BookSky
He wasn’t wrong! I’m on book 8/10 and have really enjoyed the journey. #BookSky