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Thalia [tə'lɪə]
@letsaskyourmom.com
Just trying to bring the social back to social media.

To hell with Idiocracy

✨ NYC-based mom 👧🏻👦🏻, chaotic good, INFP, Peace Corps, marathon 🏃🏻‍♀️, Kokikai aikido

☕️ Come for the memes, stay for the hyperfixation du jour

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Me to husband: Your son needs you.

Him: We should have named him Gotham. “Gotham needs you.”

🫠
a picture of a lego batman with the words im batman above him
Alt: a picture of a lego batman saying the words I’m Batman
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December 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Big city apartment living means no cookies for Santa. My kids wanted to make sure he knew it wasn’t an oversight. 🤣 🍪 🎅🏼

“Dear Santa, we brought you no cookies because there will be cockroaches, love — and —“
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It took the whole year, but I made it to the 15lb dumbbells that I set out as my goal! It’s challenging, but doable. Giving myself a pat on the back. 🥳
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mr 10 was “praying to Santa for a giant Jenga set.” We told him Santa isn’t God so his prayers will be unlikely to be answered.

“Should I pray to Jesus for Jenga instead?” 😅
two men are talking to each other and one of them says that 's not how it works
Alt: two men (Harrison Ford as Han Solo to Finn) are talking to each other and one of them says “that 's not how it works”
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December 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“It’s all a massive conspiracy just waiting to be blown open but it is not in their interest to uncover the truth.”

Bet for a second there you thought I was talking about the Epstein files.
I mean, at this point my kids know that Santa has some kind of agreement with Amazon and uses magic to wrap gifts in paper that may or may not be in my closet year round. It’s all a massive conspiracy just waiting to be blown open but it is not in their interest to uncover the truth.
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My parents happen to be in Canada over the holidays visiting my brother so I took the opportunity to tell them they could watch the 60 minutes episode about CECOT that CBS isn’t allowed to air in the US.

My mom asked “what’s CECOT?”

They’re doing a good job keeping a lot of people ignorant.
Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant

“we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I’m going to be humming this song all day now
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
How to frustrate an 8 year old.

Her: “I don’t get it, they’re saying the same thing.”

Me: “they’re emphasizing different words”

Her: “what’s that mean?”

Me: “putting stress on the word”

Her: “HOW CAN WORDS BE STRESSED?!?”
Hamlet "to be or not to be"
YouTube video by Sergio Cano Molina
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December 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
On the topic of The Wizard of Oz:
My son wondered why the Scarecrow wished for a brain when what he really needed was a proper body. “He needs bones.”

“If I only had a bone” would’ve been a very different movie. G-rated no longer. 😆
a scarecrow from the wizard of oz stands in a field
Alt: a scarecrow from the wizard of oz stands in a field shaking his head
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December 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Made hot cocoa for my daughter’s class holiday party

At the party, Ms 8 goes, “I like your hot chocolate better”

Me: “What? I made this!”

Her: “Well I don’t like the marshmallows in the cocoa”

*I pour it into a different cup sans marshmallows

Her: “Can I throw this away now?” 😅

Tough crowd!
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I want to see a clip of this whole category. Please let me know when Jeopardy puts it up on YouTube 😆
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Trevor Noah podcast with Zohran Mamdani? Say less.

Check out this clip, "The Speed Bump That Shows Why Mamdani Is So Popular" on Hark.
Listen to The Speed Bump That Shows Why Mamdani Is So Popular on Hark
A moment from the podcast What Now? with Trevor Noah
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December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy Monday to my little echo chamber ☀️

Grateful to be somewhere I can spend more time enjoying shared interests than arguing with trolls.

And even more grateful to be in a space where important conversations aren’t buried or silenced.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"

I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is it too late for me to ask Santa to bring me this for Christmas? Mr. Men x Agatha Christie! 😲
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
#TimelineCleanse

Am I reposting myself because I can’t stand the horrors in my skyline right now? Yes.
Best surprise ever. #SnowDay

❄️ 🛷 🐶
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Best surprise ever. #SnowDay

❄️ 🛷 🐶
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Our first snowy day of the season in NYC! ❄️⛄️

View outside my window this morning from the comfort of our ancient radiator heated apartment
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sunday funny #jokesters — if you like this cartoon support the artist, Carlos Torres!

www.torresart.com/greeting-cards
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Not too many things better on a cold day than a hot bowl of spicy Bulgolgi tofu stew! #GoodLunch
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
For community defense -- practice SALUTE. AFTERWARD-Submit documentation. New York Attorney General Letitia James is encouraging New Yorkers to submit photos, videos, and other documentation of federal immigration enforcement actions in New York through this portal ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I sat down on the couch near the window and exclaimed, “Ooh, it’s chilly over here!”

My 10 year old, without missing a beat, “Well, it’s Argentina over here.”

His dad is so proud right now #jokesters
a couple of cartoon characters are standing next to each other .
Alt: a couple of cartoon characters with Argentina and Chile flag colors are standing next to each other frowning. Then they make up, exchange flowers and hearts, and hug.
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December 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A throwback still plenty relevant. Who else remembers reading Cathy in the Sunday funnies? It was the only part of the newspaper I was interested in as a kid. 😆 #jokesters
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Have a good weekend, friends!

When you need a break from the bad news cycle, spend some time with #jokesters
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Brother sent me this amazing (and hilarious) flow-chart to find my next read since I’m nearing the end of Cradle.

I may have to pick up Soul Relic by the flowchart maker (Samuel Hinton)! #BookSky

cosmiccoding.com.au/reviews/?l=f...
Progression Fantasy and LitRPG Book Reviews
Progression Fantasy and LitRPG reading list with reviews, filterable tags, and a rough tier list for dozens of series.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My brother recommended the Cradle series to me by Will Wight earlier this year. He said I would like it because it’s like a “Jin Yong wuxia series except written by a white guy.” 🤣

He wasn’t wrong! I’m on book 8/10 and have really enjoyed the journey. #BookSky
Will Wight: Books!
Cradle is a New York Times best-selling series following a character's growth as he goes from one of the weakest users of his world's magic to among the strongest. The series features an original...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM