Lex Luthor
@lexcorpceo.bsky.social
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Humanity requires a firm and decisive leader to guide it through challenging times and towards a brighter future. Who better equipped to lead us into the battles of today ahead than the true Man Of Tomorrow? (DCRP)
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lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ”

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lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Pamela Isley is actually quite intelligent. And unlike another genius, he’s not weighed down by the rather sad desire to ask riddles and dress ridiculously
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// Apologies. My brain went to dark places at work and I’ve been sitting on that dark joke since maybe 10:30 AM.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// might be going to hell for this one.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// I mean that’s an animated appearance. That’s a whole other list, lol.

Like if we’re talking animated, you can’t get better than Mr. Krabs.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// Like, Smallville Lex is great. Gunn Lex is amazing. Superman and Lois Lex is a version of Lex you really don’t want to piss off. Arrowverse Lex is the right balance of campy while still being Lex.

…….Titans Lex died in one episode……
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// Anyways, thoughts on Lex in the movie? Loved it. Really captured the pure pettiness and ego of the character.

Feel like I’ve been spoiled with good live action portrayals of Lex
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// I watched Superman so now I get the 1A jokes
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// I mean I love Lex but honestly he didn’t have much hope here
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
I personally don’t see what’s so special about Doctor Doom.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Santa is real though. I’m not a fan
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
The tooth fairy isn’t real. It’s just a made up by parents.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“If I had a choice to remain bald forever or have that haircut forever, I’d stay bald.”
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// Also that’s twisted for Joker but maybe a bit too twisted?

Like the perfect Joker is constantly teetering between campy and hilarious and dark twisted humour.

But he has to have a healthy balance. Like a diet
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// ………..Jesus….Hm. Maybe I should make a Joker…

…Nah.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// Is it really safe to bully Pyro’s Joker though?

Feel like Joker would weld a phone to your face and laugh “It’s FaceTime!” And then carve a smile on your face while talking about how he loves emojis
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// It’s mostly for the president Lex thread. Which shockingly got some folks invested
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
// Still waiting for September 10th for the New History of the DC universe to drop. I’m mostly sure they’ll cover more details on Lex’s presidency.

In current continuity, it’s a little unclear about how that worked out
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“Perhaps it will come to you later. Especially in your long lived life. Like a monkey with a typewriter.”
hallie.sunder.my
Talking to this dude makes her want to scream.

"No."
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”

he rolled his eyes

“Think again.”
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“Once again, your simple mind is thinking too small.”

he rolled his eyes

“Think again.”
hallie.sunder.my
"Yeah, you know what? You're right. I should just kill anyone I don't like. I'm not their pawn; if anything, they should be *mine*."
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“…Yes. And much much more. Everything and anything.

And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?

…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“…Yes. And much much more. Everything and anything.

And yet you, with an incredible ability…limit yourself. You wallow in self pity. Why?

…It’s a good thing everyone you love will die before you. Because they’d only feel sorry for you the longer you exist.”
hallie.sunder.my
"Kill Superman, establish an unbreakable dominion over the world, ensure that every aspect of the power structure benefitted you and that you had a way to cut off and destroy anyone that betrayed you?"
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
He remains expressionless

“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.

…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.

…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
I told no lies. She told me how she viewed herself. And I did not disagree.

If anything, her greatest enemy is herself. She should be on top of her own list.

Perhaps she should shave her head to better fit the theme
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
He remains expressionless

“That assessment was based on your interpretation. No need to be angry at me.

…I am only stating how one would see you as you describe yourself. Perhaps it’s because you’re too…simple minded.

…do you know what I would do if I was unkillable? If I could live forever?”
hallie.sunder.my
For the second time in her entire life, someone rendered her speechless. Instead of answering with words, she flipped him off with both middle fingers.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Sounds like it. The ability to never die and yet never be useful. Your existence only takes up space.

Truly a tragic existence
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Sounds like it. The ability to never die and yet never be useful. Your existence only takes up space.

Truly a tragic existence
hallie.sunder.my
It's uncomfortable to be unkillable and still a pawn.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
Unfortunately, sometimes that’s the case. Some people are kings and queens. Some are knights. Others are just disposable pawns.
lexcorpceo.bsky.social
“Don’t mind me. I just found one joke of Joker’s mildly amusing.”