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Jess

@lieutfaber.bsky.social

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Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈‍⬛📸 Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24

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Fearanna Ashley @dokkanojo.qtbrewer.moe · 21h

This is so important to a long-lasting relationship, btw.

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13h

i got yelled at cause my apple is too loud :(
CROMBCH CROMBCH CROMBCH

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 1d

🙏

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 2d

My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 6d

Honestly the DME people cannot get in touch with me soon enough. Sleeping for 8 hours and waking up more tired than I was is getting really old.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7d

Upon questioning the rich and famous, several harmless red chocobos will influence the course of history. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to offer unsolicited help.

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 8d

Amazing

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV, of the adventurer plate for one "G'raha T-shot". He is a lvl 100 white mage from the FC "BogosBinted". His search comment reads "t-boy swag | he/him |idk how to respond sometimes sorry" His adventurer portrait is of G'raha Tia in khaki shorts and a button-down shirt and loafers, with his hands clasped in front of himself.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 9d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 10d

Alisaie totally plays the French horn, not the clarinet. Idc what they say.

Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 10d

I feel so yucky right now. I’m all allergic and puffy eyed and my jaw is all tense and achy.

Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 11d

Samesies and I cannot wait.

Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 11d

Why am I being punished

jack @vesaldi.bsky.social · 11d

Me: So, if The Deadlands is about bringing about the age of Dagon, then would that make Blackwood "Dagon Age: Origins"?
Jess: ...I hate you.

A screenshot of some NPC dialogue from ESO. Sister Celdina says: Now it is time to say farewell. Should we never meet again, know that I am proud to have you behind me, marking to bring about the age of Dagon. Our time is coming. The flame wakes.

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 12d

Dear old man wearing a pro-fascist t-shirt:
Fuck you. You are what is wrong in this country.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20d

Checking the news every morning like

morticia adams holding a baby and a book with the caption "Oh, no. He lives."

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Pina ✨ ADHD Alien @adhd-alien.bsky.social · 14d

When the reward for growing up with so much criticism is hearing „You’re just too sensitive!

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A hand extends a single red brick toward the character. The character looks surprised and slightly sad as they reach out to take it. Text: “It’s hard for people to understand why small comments can make me so emotional,”
Behind the character, there’s already a small pile of red bricks on the ground.

Panel 2:
The character now holds the brick close to their chest, looking down with a pained expression. The pile of red bricks behind them has grown into a large heap, stretching far into the background. Text: “because they can’t see how many times I’ve been criticized for the same thing, over and over again.”

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13d

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13d

And we have another bag of onions. 🙃

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13d

timeline cleanse, sound on

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · Jul 27

like ??? how am I not supposed to think about her constantly

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13d

3lb bags of onions were on sale for 68 cents so now I have 8 1-cup bags of diced onions in the freezer

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13d

I imagine you automatically cede all insult battles cause you don’t speak cat

Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13d

Stella more like Steal-a. But she’s also Stella the yella

Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13d

She has also taken full bags of treats from the kitchen table and dragged them across the living room to me. And one time she stole a finished cross-stitch piece that I had laying out to dry.

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Jess @lieutfaber.bsky.social · 13d

Stella the eternal kitten is a THIEF.
I was going bonkers the other day looking for a pack of phone cables that I got and I KNEW had been on the coffee table in the living room. SOMEHOW Jack located them on the opposite side of the house under the bed, in Stella’s sanctum.

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KL! Is Here to Burgle Your Turts! 🐢 @momebie.bsky.social · 15d

Unfortunately, due to the lack of serifs, I did spend a solid minute wondering what the musician Weird Al had to do with all of this.

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 16d

To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this:

We salute you.

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