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Jess
@lieutfaber.bsky.social
Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈‍⬛📸
Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
Mango stinky faced at a bug
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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<sigh> I would've enjoyed standing in all the AOEs for a while, if only for the change of pace.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.

A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nooooo
We had a visitor the other day. Turned out to be Cailan! We fed him to the monster under the floorboards.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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terminally ill french person: "oh, monsieur, why are you wearing zese robes?"

obi wan kenobi: "jedi"

terminally ill french person: "ah, oui, me too"
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Stella
Ah, you've elected to scream at the top of your lungs from start to finish, have you?
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oh no
Santa’s coming for us *vaguely threatening*
a woman in a red and white striped dress is decorating a christmas tree in a kitchen
ALT: a woman in a red and white striped dress is decorating a christmas tree in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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LOL
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Normal people knit Christmas stockings for their cats, right? #knitting
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
Eternal Silence in the snow, this morning at Graceland Cemetery
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We’ve gotten about 5 inches of snow since I got to work. 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Y'know what? Fuck you

*uncolds your harbour*
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This here is my bow enchanted with a relaxing spell that I use when explorin Blackreach

I call it the "Falmer Calmer"
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It is the day after Thanksgiving. My nemesis, Candy Cane Lane by Sia has returned to our store playlist.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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... here is the same cat sitting in a bowl with a party hat on. Negatives from my collection, ca. 1950s.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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This is a great photo of a cat sitting in a bowl. "No way she could top that", you're thinking. WELL GUESS WHAT...
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happy thanksgiving yall. (Not pictured: pumpkin pie)
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Mooglebux
You've brought us one step closer to fiddling around with card games.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Is there anything quite as nice as putting on a brand new pair of jeans in a smaller size and having them fit properly?
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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It's difficult being a sentient bag of meat on sticks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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obsessed w him
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The turkey, she is a’brining.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM