jack
@vesaldi.bsky.social
anxious ace and trans, the triple whammy • middle aged & proud • come play the critically acclaimed final fantasy xiv with me • he/him •💉 8/27/15
wife guy to @lieutfaber.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
Rivayn Vesaldi @ Faerie • Ask me about my alts!
wife guy to @lieutfaber.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
Rivayn Vesaldi @ Faerie • Ask me about my alts!
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These people are probably the same ones saying "it's easy, just follow a recipe!" when most recipes are written like the ones in a GBBO semi-final technical challenge.
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
These people are probably the same ones saying "it's easy, just follow a recipe!" when most recipes are written like the ones in a GBBO semi-final technical challenge.
as a gamer i have been reading "ggty" for years and years and years but today was the first time i accidentally read it as "giggity" and i fear i am now forever ruined
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
as a gamer i have been reading "ggty" for years and years and years but today was the first time i accidentally read it as "giggity" and i fear i am now forever ruined
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what an interesting account to follow a trans man
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
what an interesting account to follow a trans man
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November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
me @ my wife (affectionate):
And the trend of you belching like a true dwarf continues.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
me @ my wife (affectionate):
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Papalymo must be purged!
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Papalymo must be purged!
amazing to me that the doman enclave got got a full restoration in the actual stormblood patch cycle but to this day ala mhigo is still just empty and untouched and we just show up once an expansion to use a conference room in the palace
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
amazing to me that the doman enclave got got a full restoration in the actual stormblood patch cycle but to this day ala mhigo is still just empty and untouched and we just show up once an expansion to use a conference room in the palace
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...YOU again!? Can't a man do that thing with the other thing in peace!?
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
...YOU again!? Can't a man do that thing with the other thing in peace!?
Fun Fact: One of the top reasons I married @lieutfaber.bsky.social was because of how often she says motherfucker. So ladies, if you think swearing makes you less attractive, I am here to tell you that's wrong! Please Swear More.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Fun Fact: One of the top reasons I married @lieutfaber.bsky.social was because of how often she says motherfucker. So ladies, if you think swearing makes you less attractive, I am here to tell you that's wrong! Please Swear More.
why did you go and put a bunch of water sprites near the sparkly destination marker? that's mean
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
why did you go and put a bunch of water sprites near the sparkly destination marker? that's mean
It's always interesting to me when folks share screenshots of people complaining about their partner/spouse to comiserate with the poster. Meanwhile I always assume they're both assholes. It takes a certain kind of person to complain about their partner to a bunch of strangers (derogatory).
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's always interesting to me when folks share screenshots of people complaining about their partner/spouse to comiserate with the poster. Meanwhile I always assume they're both assholes. It takes a certain kind of person to complain about their partner to a bunch of strangers (derogatory).
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i misread Cirina of the Laughing Reeds as Cirina of the Laughing Bees and honestly i wanna see how that naadam goes
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i misread Cirina of the Laughing Reeds as Cirina of the Laughing Bees and honestly i wanna see how that naadam goes
my wife is watching the axe lesbian again
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
my wife is watching the axe lesbian again
very funny to me that all the hannish people in stormblood dress like this
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
very funny to me that all the hannish people in stormblood dress like this
reposted it on its own if you wanna cry a little, as a treat archiveofourown.org/works/74908736
there are also meatballs, for some reason. i must have been thinking about ikea.
there are also meatballs, for some reason. i must have been thinking about ikea.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
reposted it on its own if you wanna cry a little, as a treat archiveofourown.org/works/74908736
there are also meatballs, for some reason. i must have been thinking about ikea.
there are also meatballs, for some reason. i must have been thinking about ikea.
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BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!
hi, this weekend for no reason at all we will be donating 10% of our sales to Twin Cities Trans Mutual Aid 🏳️⚧️ Think of it as a sale but instead of you getting a discount, you’re giving money to a random trans person. I can’t think of anything better than that, can you??
hi, this weekend for no reason at all we will be donating 10% of our sales to Twin Cities Trans Mutual Aid 🏳️⚧️ Think of it as a sale but instead of you getting a discount, you’re giving money to a random trans person. I can’t think of anything better than that, can you??
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!
hi, this weekend for no reason at all we will be donating 10% of our sales to Twin Cities Trans Mutual Aid 🏳️⚧️ Think of it as a sale but instead of you getting a discount, you’re giving money to a random trans person. I can’t think of anything better than that, can you??
hi, this weekend for no reason at all we will be donating 10% of our sales to Twin Cities Trans Mutual Aid 🏳️⚧️ Think of it as a sale but instead of you getting a discount, you’re giving money to a random trans person. I can’t think of anything better than that, can you??
i should write more hythlodaeus, he's so fun archiveofourown.org/works/35944939
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i should write more hythlodaeus, he's so fun archiveofourown.org/works/35944939
going through some of my old prompt collections on ao3 to pull some of them out and repost them on their own and my GOD i wrote the most heartwrenching urianger/moenbryda fic. i cannot believe how sad it is WHY DID I DO THAT. no wonder i completely forgot i wrote it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
going through some of my old prompt collections on ao3 to pull some of them out and repost them on their own and my GOD i wrote the most heartwrenching urianger/moenbryda fic. i cannot believe how sad it is WHY DID I DO THAT. no wonder i completely forgot i wrote it.
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LAST CHANCE! In one hour, these #dailytees will go feral on those Thanksgiving leftovers before they hit the fridge! Act fast! www.theyetee.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
LAST CHANCE! In one hour, these #dailytees will go feral on those Thanksgiving leftovers before they hit the fridge! Act fast! www.theyetee.com
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this thanksgiving, i am thankful for this fart joke from heavensward that 90% of players have probably never seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
this thanksgiving, i am thankful for this fart joke from heavensward that 90% of players have probably never seen
shout out to AFK dungeon for releasing a delicious in dungeon crossover event on American thanksgiving day. delighted after eating so many delicious foods to now consume the most disgusting-sounding things i've ever heard of. 10/10, well played.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
shout out to AFK dungeon for releasing a delicious in dungeon crossover event on American thanksgiving day. delighted after eating so many delicious foods to now consume the most disgusting-sounding things i've ever heard of. 10/10, well played.
my beautiful wife is ferally disassembling an animal
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my beautiful wife is ferally disassembling an animal
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor