Me: That is literally a bowl of viral diarrhea. Why are you eating it??
Them: I’m not going to debate this. It’s delicious and soothes my soul. I don’t have to like the way it looks or smells, it goes down smooth.

Now you know how my conversations about Kirk are going with family & friends.

Ok hear me out. Voodoo dolls. If we all make voodoo dolls of the Orange Menace and his little Nazi friend, we can turn this timeline around. Every time their names cross your feed, just give ‘em a lil stabby stab.

Was it menthol? It was menthol, right? I’m guessing Kool for a Kool kid.

Please noooooo. Do you give discounts for signing up for the marketing emails?

And why does motoring involve purchasing a plane ticket? Or is it that depending on the price for flight, perhaps we’d rather do that than motor? So many questions.

At the risk of acting my age, I have no idea what the Kendrick Lamar/Drake thing is or A minor or all these other references. I am going to have to call one of my kids tomorrow to ask.

Nightmare fuel honestly

I’ve not seen this moniker before. It’s obviously pronounced “shitter” and I’m here for it.

OoOoOhhh it’s a *joke*. I missed it because jokes are usually funny, witty, or clever.

The Muskrat Goon Squad are in there to “clean things up.” But they aren’t merely throwing the baby out with the bathwater. They are mercilessly drowning the baby in the bathwater.

In their effort to “clean things up” they aren’t throwing the baby out with the bathwater. They are mercilessly drowning the baby in the bathwater.

One step closer to their goal of privatizing the USPS

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.

The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”

This is Mr. Art of the Deal.

America:

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

You guys know we aren’t all horrible and that we wish it wasn’t happening, right? 😅 Just making sure. Spread the word. But I do support the tough love stance. Just make sure to ruffle our hair and offer to play catch outside when we’ve learned our lesson.

i would like the disastering to stop please

This seems bad. apnews.com/article/dona...

The Phantom Menace took a lot of criticism because it was about a trade war being used to start an empire... and here we are

Border Czar Barbie

I wish Elon’s dad had used 1500 rubbers…

Truth schmooth.

Jim Acosta's closing message is a must-watch.