Buttmuncher
@linsang.bsky.social
(wyatt) Drink, Bark, Scurry. NB masc something. Portland. They/he. 27!
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Buttmuncher
@linsang.bsky.social
· Jul 4
ANAL FISTING - Wyatt M's Ko-fi Shop
The fruit of my labor. The end of my sick designs. Nine poems, of various lengths and on various themes. NSFW, but not pornographic. Published and unp...
ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com/s/2505837e8e Support a queer poet! The pamphlet is pay-what-you-want. Instructions for assembling the booklet are in this post.
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christmas gift of nosy the cat
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
christmas gift of nosy the cat
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The old man that I’m fucking on weekends
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The old man that I’m fucking on weekends
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Take me to the Pink Puppy Club! 🐾🐶💕💙🎀🏳️⚧️
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Take me to the Pink Puppy Club! 🐾🐶💕💙🎀🏳️⚧️
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The Aztec death whistle sound. I really want to terrify 🧊 day and night with this. There are lots of variations available on Etsy/ebay/Amazon. Also good for use on congress members and SCOTUS.
youtube.com/shorts/7_9S-...
youtube.com/shorts/7_9S-...
The Death Whistle Aztecs' Terrifying Sound Weapon
YouTube video by Tech Nostalgia
youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The Aztec death whistle sound. I really want to terrify 🧊 day and night with this. There are lots of variations available on Etsy/ebay/Amazon. Also good for use on congress members and SCOTUS.
youtube.com/shorts/7_9S-...
youtube.com/shorts/7_9S-...
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give them hell. 🔥🧊
January 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
give them hell. 🔥🧊
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commission for @rendub.bsky.social, who passed out at the party. oops. luckily they had the presence of mind to let everyone know they weren't totally out of action ;)
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
commission for @rendub.bsky.social, who passed out at the party. oops. luckily they had the presence of mind to let everyone know they weren't totally out of action ;)
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You should do this to Yama if he’s been good.
September 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You should do this to Yama if he’s been good.
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More Dems need to think about skating to where the puck will be not where it is.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
More Dems need to think about skating to where the puck will be not where it is.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.
He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
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i feel like the next US presidency is up for grabs for any democratic politician with enough of a spine to push consistently for abolishing ICE. they select well for cowards though so don't bet on it
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
i feel like the next US presidency is up for grabs for any democratic politician with enough of a spine to push consistently for abolishing ICE. they select well for cowards though so don't bet on it
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ICE OUT NOW
We are aware of reports of a shooting involving federal law enforcement in North Minneapolis. We are working to confirm additional details.
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
ICE OUT NOW
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the valiant defenders of Minneapolis secured an absolute *haul*
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
the valiant defenders of Minneapolis secured an absolute *haul*
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After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.
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CW: incest
Coyote jock comes out as gay and dear old dad is there to support him and teach him how fun it is to have your hole played with.
Coyote jock comes out as gay and dear old dad is there to support him and teach him how fun it is to have your hole played with.
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
CW: incest
Coyote jock comes out as gay and dear old dad is there to support him and teach him how fun it is to have your hole played with.
Coyote jock comes out as gay and dear old dad is there to support him and teach him how fun it is to have your hole played with.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Morning Desire - Page 2/3
SLAM!
SLAM!
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Morning Desire - Page 2/3
SLAM!
SLAM!
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Morning Desire - Page 3/3
so wholesome 😌
I post early on Patreon!
so wholesome 😌
I post early on Patreon!
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Morning Desire - Page 3/3
so wholesome 😌
I post early on Patreon!
so wholesome 😌
I post early on Patreon!
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When you're wealthy, this is how you spend your money. Well done MacKenzie Scott.
"The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire and author MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025, the organization said Monday."
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
"The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire and author MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025, the organization said Monday."
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
The Trevor Project receives $45M from MacKenzie Scott after difficult years and federal funding cuts
The nonprofit Trevor Project received a $45 million gift from billionaire MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025
abcnews.go.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
When you're wealthy, this is how you spend your money. Well done MacKenzie Scott.
"The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire and author MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025, the organization said Monday."
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
"The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire and author MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025, the organization said Monday."
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
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MTurk HIT Groups, 06-28-2666 16:38:25
(Showing 1-3 of 2000)
Barabbas: Plunge Sinners into Pitch $0.03 20h
Minotaur: Rank Crimes by Severity $0.20 3h
Thebeast: Masticate Judas $0.01 5d
(Showing 1-3 of 2000)
Barabbas: Plunge Sinners into Pitch $0.03 20h
Minotaur: Rank Crimes by Severity $0.20 3h
Thebeast: Masticate Judas $0.01 5d
August 9, 2023 at 5:05 AM
MTurk HIT Groups, 06-28-2666 16:38:25
(Showing 1-3 of 2000)
Barabbas: Plunge Sinners into Pitch $0.03 20h
Minotaur: Rank Crimes by Severity $0.20 3h
Thebeast: Masticate Judas $0.01 5d
(Showing 1-3 of 2000)
Barabbas: Plunge Sinners into Pitch $0.03 20h
Minotaur: Rank Crimes by Severity $0.20 3h
Thebeast: Masticate Judas $0.01 5d
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Restless Gurgle Literary Magazine wants your worst. Poems that make our stomachs rumble. The poems a shifting intestine would dream about. Gastric whispers, digestive distractions, phosphorescent flatulences-- we're looking for writing and writers who can really let it rip.
August 9, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Restless Gurgle Literary Magazine wants your worst. Poems that make our stomachs rumble. The poems a shifting intestine would dream about. Gastric whispers, digestive distractions, phosphorescent flatulences-- we're looking for writing and writers who can really let it rip.
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Is your teen enjoying "Comb Parties"? Sources say 1 in 3 young adults have been to a gathering in which female attendees dye a comb bright colors, and run it through men's hair. Male attendees compete to emerge with the most colorful locks.
August 9, 2023 at 5:49 AM
Is your teen enjoying "Comb Parties"? Sources say 1 in 3 young adults have been to a gathering in which female attendees dye a comb bright colors, and run it through men's hair. Male attendees compete to emerge with the most colorful locks.
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Bro, I had eight chicks combing my hair last night. Buttoned me up, smoothed my collar, tucked my shirt in. Everything. And get this: one of them said i was a "handsome little chap."
August 9, 2023 at 5:49 AM
Bro, I had eight chicks combing my hair last night. Buttoned me up, smoothed my collar, tucked my shirt in. Everything. And get this: one of them said i was a "handsome little chap."
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Pitching a new Alice in Wonderland movie. I walk past my suited, solemn bosses to the whiteboard and write in big letters "What If She's On Drugs?"-- and a full ten minutes elapse before I can finish acknowledging, humbly, the riot of cheering and applause.
August 9, 2023 at 6:05 AM
Pitching a new Alice in Wonderland movie. I walk past my suited, solemn bosses to the whiteboard and write in big letters "What If She's On Drugs?"-- and a full ten minutes elapse before I can finish acknowledging, humbly, the riot of cheering and applause.
Thog: "Thank you for poem, Grug."
Thog: "Class? Bang rock if Grug poem good."
(Scattered, polite bangs, then silence.)
Thog: "Thank you."
Thog: "Now, bang rock, if Grug poem read like it want to be two poems!"
(Deafening chorus of bangs, hooting, jumping)
Thog: "Class? Bang rock if Grug poem good."
(Scattered, polite bangs, then silence.)
Thog: "Thank you."
Thog: "Now, bang rock, if Grug poem read like it want to be two poems!"
(Deafening chorus of bangs, hooting, jumping)
January 14, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Thog: "Thank you for poem, Grug."
Thog: "Class? Bang rock if Grug poem good."
(Scattered, polite bangs, then silence.)
Thog: "Thank you."
Thog: "Now, bang rock, if Grug poem read like it want to be two poems!"
(Deafening chorus of bangs, hooting, jumping)
Thog: "Class? Bang rock if Grug poem good."
(Scattered, polite bangs, then silence.)
Thog: "Thank you."
Thog: "Now, bang rock, if Grug poem read like it want to be two poems!"
(Deafening chorus of bangs, hooting, jumping)