dyke god
@lips.bsky.social
object of worship. divine and doing romantic queer rituals. solidarity forever.
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someone pulled the fucking fire alarm and I had to walk down 9 flights of stairs. I wanna kill that person. I want to destroy them.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
someone pulled the fucking fire alarm and I had to walk down 9 flights of stairs. I wanna kill that person. I want to destroy them.
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
sometimes I get asked if health things are normal and it's really funny because yes I do know a lot about medicine and bodies but also I forget that people can stand for more than 30 seconds without feeling like it's a ritual that summons the grim reaper.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
sometimes I get asked if health things are normal and it's really funny because yes I do know a lot about medicine and bodies but also I forget that people can stand for more than 30 seconds without feeling like it's a ritual that summons the grim reaper.
if there was a medicine that worked maybe people would care more that I didn't have one
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
if there was a medicine that worked maybe people would care more that I didn't have one
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girl who pays for another girl's bottom surgery to add another layer to "whose pussy is this"
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
girl who pays for another girl's bottom surgery to add another layer to "whose pussy is this"
![Zugzwang (from German 'compulsion to move'; pronounced [ˈtsuːktsvaŋ]) is a situation found in chess and other turn-based games wherein one player is put at a disadvantage because of their obligation to make a move; a player is said to be "in zugzwang" when any legal move will worsen their position.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bqgeg7fksh4gu27tkwxwk77v/bafkreihpukdd5fzo72alzw3ekvxxemhk4gaikcjoo45xkspybm3bbvgeau@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the people upstairs are being loud I assume specifically to make me use more energy and crash more
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the people upstairs are being loud I assume specifically to make me use more energy and crash more
I am experiencing emotions about how little I can do on my own and I would like to not receive those emotions.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I am experiencing emotions about how little I can do on my own and I would like to not receive those emotions.
utah? like kasane teto?
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
utah? like kasane teto?
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
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This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific
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how generous of you to describe exactly the type of games i make with my buddies..... anyone resonating with this image has got to hop on pitter-patter.itch.io
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
how generous of you to describe exactly the type of games i make with my buddies..... anyone resonating with this image has got to hop on pitter-patter.itch.io
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I can't use my vape here it's tragic
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I can't use my vape here it's tragic
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green fellow
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
green fellow
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okay here's the new nonbinary critter
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
okay here's the new nonbinary critter
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size difference lesbians are actually built different
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
size difference lesbians are actually built different
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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my pronouns are They/Them not they/them and everything I say is written in a different color
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my pronouns are They/Them not they/them and everything I say is written in a different color