cheffity chef chef
@littlecheflos.bsky.social
labor and employment attorney / dancer / grandma hobbyist and home chef / fantasy romance enthusiast / ratatouille stan / cottagecore cambrophile / chicagoan turned dallasite
going on over an hour of traffic on my commute home. will have to miss therapy. I’m about to have a fucking meltdown.
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
going on over an hour of traffic on my commute home. will have to miss therapy. I’m about to have a fucking meltdown.
at what point does one accept they’re not doing a good job? because I feel like I’m in that territory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
at what point does one accept they’re not doing a good job? because I feel like I’m in that territory.
Remember how I told y’all I might’ve done something? Well 🤭 ain’t she pretty?
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Remember how I told y’all I might’ve done something? Well 🤭 ain’t she pretty?
WHEEEEEE getting to fly first class on my trip to Atlanta because we had miles to use. I’ve never flown first class before, I am très excited.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
WHEEEEEE getting to fly first class on my trip to Atlanta because we had miles to use. I’ve never flown first class before, I am très excited.
not enough spoons for dance today ☹️
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
not enough spoons for dance today ☹️
spoonie life: sometimes you need to get horizontal under your desk.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
spoonie life: sometimes you need to get horizontal under your desk.
this part. why I am so strongly pregnancy and child free, and always will be.
IMO, pregnancy is the OG body horror
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this part. why I am so strongly pregnancy and child free, and always will be.
2025 was one of the most difficult years of my life to date. surpasses the COVID bar and all of the shit of 2020, actually. I cannot wait to slam the door shut on this dumpster fire of a year. the year of the snake indeed…
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
2025 was one of the most difficult years of my life to date. surpasses the COVID bar and all of the shit of 2020, actually. I cannot wait to slam the door shut on this dumpster fire of a year. the year of the snake indeed…
Influencer saying they need HIPAA because someone commented on one of her posts that she was in the tanning bed and the only person who knew she was in the tanning salon was the front desk girl. BE SO FOR REAL
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Influencer saying they need HIPAA because someone commented on one of her posts that she was in the tanning bed and the only person who knew she was in the tanning salon was the front desk girl. BE SO FOR REAL
Taylor Ham Swift
Bobby Brown Derby
Joan Jett Puffed Marshmallows
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Taylor Ham Swift
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"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.
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Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
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At least I look good?
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
At least I look good?
9 AM hearing after sleeping like shit & scraping the fuck out of your car on a concrete pole while parking should be illegal. I need a mulligan on this day and it’s only 8:48.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
9 AM hearing after sleeping like shit & scraping the fuck out of your car on a concrete pole while parking should be illegal. I need a mulligan on this day and it’s only 8:48.
went to the grocery stores, put away groceries, prepped fruit for the week, made my weekly flower arrangement; grilled hubs’ chicken and roasted sweet potatoes for his lunches; and I grilled burgers and made a baked ziti for him to eat while I’m gone next Friday-Sunday. phew I need a nap.
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
went to the grocery stores, put away groceries, prepped fruit for the week, made my weekly flower arrangement; grilled hubs’ chicken and roasted sweet potatoes for his lunches; and I grilled burgers and made a baked ziti for him to eat while I’m gone next Friday-Sunday. phew I need a nap.
I’m an Alabama alum and fan, and even *I* don’t think we should be in the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m an Alabama alum and fan, and even *I* don’t think we should be in the playoff.
campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill has become one of my fav comfort shows. it’s so similar to delicious in dungeon but the characters are so cute. fantasy theme + cooking shows are very very chef coded
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill has become one of my fav comfort shows. it’s so similar to delicious in dungeon but the characters are so cute. fantasy theme + cooking shows are very very chef coded
does anyone wanna send me $6000 so I can give the jeep back today? no?
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
does anyone wanna send me $6000 so I can give the jeep back today? no?
Mmmm work at the car dealership. So fun.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mmmm work at the car dealership. So fun.
Boy howdy the Trump administration is really making me put my certificate in International Law and Comparative Policy from my law school to the test on a weekly basis.
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Boy howdy the Trump administration is really making me put my certificate in International Law and Comparative Policy from my law school to the test on a weekly basis.
Serious question: how does this get reconciled with United States. v. Wong Kim Ark if they decide that it is indeed lawful?????
Here is the question presented. It's a relatively clean vehicle for the Supreme Court to finally decide whether it is lawful for the president to deny birthright citizenship to the children of immigrants. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Serious question: how does this get reconciled with United States. v. Wong Kim Ark if they decide that it is indeed lawful?????
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The entire debate over birthright citizenship is anti-constitutional because the purpose, intent, and text of the 14th Amendment were designed to foreclose any argument about who counts as an American citizen.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The entire debate over birthright citizenship is anti-constitutional because the purpose, intent, and text of the 14th Amendment were designed to foreclose any argument about who counts as an American citizen.