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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · Jul 29

do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3h

the secret ingredient in dominoes pizza is the thing that makes you dream bad stuff

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 8h

why can't I read the books I've already bought? what is stopping me? there must be some greater power at work here

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 8h

if I don't understand what's being said I assume it's spellwork

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 10h

as much as I enjoy romantasy hearing constant "my mate" talk throws me into flashbacks of working with australians

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 16h

go ahead, try knocking on the door :)

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

hes just got the face of the first dude you ever rejected

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

It wasnt his fault tbh, the vip team bought out half the tables in the restaurant and didnt do anything to compensate loss of tips. The one mom in my section who recognized him kind of made up for it, but still, ipod touch for free was *better*

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

I do enjoy the thought of them wwe throwing down but even as I imagine it, its like two similar personalities fighting for dominance in one body

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

still not sure that kristi noem isnt just laura looner out of drag

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

tiktok has been trying to shove lemon8 down my throat and that alone has put me off from touching it

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

do it

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Six is a one pound monster. @thesix.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder what someone mentally healthy could’ve done with my life.

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

chalking this up to claw regrowth

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

a tuna melt would heal me rn

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

american aura: he gave me money to pretend as if he didn't look like he was still in larvae stage

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

jokes on them while they were working on their writers craft I stole a shopping cart and am a hit and run away from getting a dui

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

and *this* is the final draft? Interesting lol

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

good thing I dont know what that means

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

is there anything better than when someone mad at you replies to a post, just to delete it and rewrite it? so dedicated and passionate just to be wrong

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

which midwest emo song is this

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

dw that's just the meds wearing off from when I stole your organs

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

not to be confused with smoking or steaming

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

using my anti environmentalism inhaler to keep breathing the *fumes*

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

I am supposed to believe the fake girlfriend of the fake antifa leader is in a straight monogamous relationship?