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cleavergirl🔪
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do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Yup, from a young age I always knew it would be him.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I tried getting wisdom from my ancestors but they keep telling me to make gelatin mold foods so I don't think i can trust them
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when u leave a sim alone for 2 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I really need the spiders to stop now
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
pulling out the big guns to make the deadline
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
All that caffeine wasted on doom scrolling, the focus is not focusing
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Do I drink caffeine late at night and fuck up my entire sleep schedule just for one project?

Haha who am I kidding the sleep schedule is already fucked.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
reading the hidden replies is way more fun than the regular ones now. Like sure a lot of it is spam bot behavior but some of it is just like someone asking "why?" and the more innocuous the more it cracks me up
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ai could be doing something useful when its forced into my phone like adding tags to all my personal photos and memes so that way I could just search for what I wanted but noooo instead I have an unusable slideshow that makes no fucking sense and I never want to see again. tysm for that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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i love to post 300 times about killing myself and then go to therapy and lie about everything
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
so full I think I ate like $70 worth of pistachios (an entire handful)
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Robot overlords, are you listening? Deep fried babybel cheese sliders. Figure it out.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
There really is only two types of people, those who own up to farting, and evil psychopathic demons.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
There's nothing like a long drive to go into a dissociative spiral and panic plan your life for any and every crisis that could potentially happen
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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you know those earlier times when things felt real and you felt alive never happened, right?
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Chat I need u to bully me into doing the dishes
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
just getting violently high and not thinking about any of the *things* like the mature adult I am
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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🎵CRAWLING
IN
MY
BRAAAAAIN
THIS WORM
IT WILL NOT HEEEEEL
MAYBE IT'S NOT A WORM
OR MAYBE IT REALLY ISSSS🎵
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
bought hummus thay said it came with pita bread and they sent me a take out box made for sandwiches, just filled to the brim with the most liquid hummus ive ever met. no bread. just fuck me then right?
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
"Baby dont worry, it's not a worm, please I need a sugar-water baby, let's not talk about the worm, sugar-water please,"
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes you gotta eat an entire pineapple in one go and just hope that isnt the way you die
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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if you ever find my brain please tell it we had really fun times together but I also understand why it left
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM