mushroom eater
@lizardrancher.bsky.social
Faith. 26 | It/She
they made me different and kind of wrong. i am coal powered and produce 6 metric tons of co2 per day. being mean to me is punishable by fine.
you can cast a really cool spell if you try.
🔞 no minors here
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Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
you can eat some poison and it's okay. usually
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
you can eat some poison and it's okay. usually
after capitalism the little advertising screens on gas pumps will just play joi videos and they'll be called jerking off stations. instead of gas stations.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
after capitalism the little advertising screens on gas pumps will just play joi videos and they'll be called jerking off stations. instead of gas stations.
mamdani is the mayor of new york. god is the mayor of earth. together they can do something big.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
mamdani is the mayor of new york. god is the mayor of earth. together they can do something big.
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Some days you chew the cud some days the cud chews you brother
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Some days you chew the cud some days the cud chews you brother
i love how whenever a ps2 game is bad it's always really lifeless and has an indescribable and morose atmosphere. wii games sometimes do this too but it's never quite AS bad as it could be on the ps2. i think there are some ps2 games whose atmosphere could give you depression probably.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i love how whenever a ps2 game is bad it's always really lifeless and has an indescribable and morose atmosphere. wii games sometimes do this too but it's never quite AS bad as it could be on the ps2. i think there are some ps2 games whose atmosphere could give you depression probably.
and they fucking LOVE coins. that's treats to them.
a hitman NPC is a dog who, instead of knowing you by scent, knows you by your outfit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
and they fucking LOVE coins. that's treats to them.
a hitman NPC is a dog who, instead of knowing you by scent, knows you by your outfit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
a hitman NPC is a dog who, instead of knowing you by scent, knows you by your outfit.
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My dad named me Elmo Callgirl after his two favorite things
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My dad named me Elmo Callgirl after his two favorite things
ate a pill that doubles my terror radius
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ate a pill that doubles my terror radius
what if when you died your vision went black for a second and then you saw the steam big picture mode loading screen
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
what if when you died your vision went black for a second and then you saw the steam big picture mode loading screen
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rotting on my side in bed for so long that my eyes move to the other side of me like a flounder
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
rotting on my side in bed for so long that my eyes move to the other side of me like a flounder
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Smoke That Shit in One Drag
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Smoke That Shit in One Drag
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Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
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at an apartment showing telling the landlord that the cream carpets are really nice but im just going to dump a bunch of dirt and mulch on the floors and grow grass anyways
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
at an apartment showing telling the landlord that the cream carpets are really nice but im just going to dump a bunch of dirt and mulch on the floors and grow grass anyways
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4k computer monitors are bourgeois decadence. that's tv resolution. 1440p is for the modest and true of heart
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
4k computer monitors are bourgeois decadence. that's tv resolution. 1440p is for the modest and true of heart
they invented drawing horsegirls during the reneighssance
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
they invented drawing horsegirls during the reneighssance
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and now our global socialist caliphate begins
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
and now our global socialist caliphate begins
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes