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@loltyrjustice11.bsky.social

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fighting the horrid state of the world using the power of comedy may currently be a foo fighters stan amateur programmer, has made a discord bot woke yet whimsical stance i only get political for jokes and saying "man this shit crazy" while recapping stuff

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · Dec 1

fellas, im in a debate with my friend group, what is the upper limit for 'cold' and the lower limit for 'hot'?
like, is 30 degrees cold? 40? 50?
and inverse, is 90 degrees hot? 80? 70?

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 7h

he probably meant free the guy that stabbed him

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 11h

weed

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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 15h

You will not live to see the next sunrise.

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 11h

mash up bands:

Queens of the Stone Temple

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11h

mash up bands:

Bone Thugz N’ Hanson

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 11h

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 19h

seventy geese

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 19h

dunno who needs to hear this but no kings includes burger king

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 19h

no no it's
video killed the radio star, social media killed the video star, ai killed the social media star, nothing has killed the ai 'star' yet

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 19h

dunno who needs to hear this but no kings includes burger king

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 20h

now i just imagine like
a child is being annoying asking for something, the dad says 'yeah its just upstairs', child goes upstairs, there is no upstairs

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 22h

original post is deleted but im assuming we're talking about you-know-who?

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 22h

mfs really say 'i cant understand a single word hes saying' and then go home and listen to pearl jam

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 22h

mfs really say 'i cant understand a single word hes saying' and then go home and listen to pearl jam

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 1d

i could imagine the onion doing something like this

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 1d

never did i think we'd be only a few steps away from having to deal with a clankeritis pandemic

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 1d

i bet they would know a lot about lists wouldnt they

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

I will never vote for Sean Bean.

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

im sure he writes diss tracks against the guy in his free time, it's gotta be in the 60s atleast

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 2d

it'd be hard to convince him the hague is an actual city, all he knows is new york and maybe florida

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 4d

they're going after the witches now???

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4d

Come at me bro. I’m in the haunted Bass Pro pyramid.

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lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 4d

you can just limit it to the first 4 words and it'll still work

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 5d

only deceased individuals may appear on currency, huh? so what, is he planning to die before then?

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 5d

you see, louvre's actually funny though

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 5d

mi mi mi mi mi (in a mocking tone)

lolty @loltyrjustice11.bsky.social · 7d

she clown on my ass till i factory