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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 1d

This admin may have the stupidest people ever to work in Government. And we lived through GWB!

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Nina Jo Smith @njsmith.bsky.social · 8h

Oops.

Charlotte Crist @touchesky.bsky.social · 13h

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TY

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

You mean they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan instead of Trump? Norway!!!

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 1d

When a kid naps, it’s “cute.” When I kidnap, it’s “call the police.” Double standards everywhere.

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Ditto

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away

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Works for me

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

@JulianKiani

I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into into a store and take whatever I want.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2d

🎵you got blood on your face, you’re a big disgrace.
waving your banner all over the place,

graphic says WE WILL OVERPAY YOU which is sung to Queen’s We Will Rock You bc idk why not 🤡

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: living under the current administration is now classified as a chronic health condition. additionally, healthcare for that chronic condition is not allowed under the current administration

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 14h

It's an oxymoron... like looking at apartments together.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14h

I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 6d

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale
Downton Abbey: The Next Generation
Downton Abbey: The Crawley's Strike Back
Downton Abbey: The Return of Lady Edith
Downton Abbey: The Farewell Tour

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Downton Abbey: Lady Mary Sleeps With the Troops

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Always the bane of my existence

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 14h

You guys may not be aware of it but there’s a silent struggle being fought between my competing desires to remain in bed, my need for coffee, and my urge to pee.

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 12h

Unisex is short for unicorn sex.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 7h

Mr. Prisondent

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

Mr. Peanut was recently diagnosed with osteoporosis. Now he's Mr. Peanut Brittle.

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 5h

Many historians of Rome identify Roman generals becoming the personal sources of payment for their armies as a key step in the downfall of the Republic, since it personalized military authority and freed armies to fight for their immediate leader, who paid them, instead of for the Republic

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 2h

My imaginary actress family was Diane Keaton as mom, with Stockard Channing and Helena Bonham Carter as The Aunties.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 2h

Anyway, we’re gonna go watch Diane Keaton movies in the basement and be just a little sad.

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It is hard to believe. She was so alive, so vibrant. It really surprised me.