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So the pipe bomber already got a pardon right?
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So the pipe bomber already got a pardon right?
Yes we need more tiny cars. Honda and Mazda we need your subcompacts.
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Yes we need more tiny cars. Honda and Mazda we need your subcompacts.
A mayor of a large major city getting their car repossessed seems like oddly weird news.
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A mayor of a large major city getting their car repossessed seems like oddly weird news.
To the urgent care vet tomorrow we have a full blown ear infection 2 days after our yearly vet check up
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
To the urgent care vet tomorrow we have a full blown ear infection 2 days after our yearly vet check up
Gotta keep this one near the top
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gotta keep this one near the top
There are so many cool bands making cool music, I legit hate when people say they don't make music like that anymore. You know why, they made it make something new.
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There are so many cool bands making cool music, I legit hate when people say they don't make music like that anymore. You know why, they made it make something new.
The last half of shadow ticket the new Thomas Pyonchon is really brilliant. Also I think his politics are quite clear.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The last half of shadow ticket the new Thomas Pyonchon is really brilliant. Also I think his politics are quite clear.
Deeply funny playing the war crimes game, nuclear option, and finding a user with the name Petedoeswarcrimes. Thinking this is the same guy who was jdvancefuckedscouches.
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Deeply funny playing the war crimes game, nuclear option, and finding a user with the name Petedoeswarcrimes. Thinking this is the same guy who was jdvancefuckedscouches.
Almost every discourse misses the median American is a single mom of 2 who works a call center job. This site is mostly people with graduate degrees so I get why they can't understand that
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Almost every discourse misses the median American is a single mom of 2 who works a call center job. This site is mostly people with graduate degrees so I get why they can't understand that
It's low in the pole but banning weed influencers is something we should do on social media. Slowly coming around to the idea you should have to buy weed from a guy named Steve that uses it as his social outlet and you have to talk to him for an hour each time.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's low in the pole but banning weed influencers is something we should do on social media. Slowly coming around to the idea you should have to buy weed from a guy named Steve that uses it as his social outlet and you have to talk to him for an hour each time.
Ultimately Donald Trump and gwb will be in the same circle of hell and I hope they enjoy each others company.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ultimately Donald Trump and gwb will be in the same circle of hell and I hope they enjoy each others company.
"oh I will have that to you by he end of the week"
Email at 3 pm Thursday "will you have that over to me today I am out tomorrow"
Weird how that didn't come up on Tuesday when I told you I would have it this week.
Email at 3 pm Thursday "will you have that over to me today I am out tomorrow"
Weird how that didn't come up on Tuesday when I told you I would have it this week.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"oh I will have that to you by he end of the week"
Email at 3 pm Thursday "will you have that over to me today I am out tomorrow"
Weird how that didn't come up on Tuesday when I told you I would have it this week.
Email at 3 pm Thursday "will you have that over to me today I am out tomorrow"
Weird how that didn't come up on Tuesday when I told you I would have it this week.
3 pm I don't want to do anymore work
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
3 pm I don't want to do anymore work
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Lol Cuellar filed to run (as a Democrat) per Politico.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lol Cuellar filed to run (as a Democrat) per Politico.
Lmao at "Larry's cell"
🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received never-before-seen photos and videos of Jeffrey Epstein's private island that are a harrowing look behind Epstein’s closed doors.
See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lmao at "Larry's cell"
I got a house boat parked at the himbo dome
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I got a house boat parked at the himbo dome
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Anyone who is dooming about this simply does not have the appropriate psychological disposition to safely use social media.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Anyone who is dooming about this simply does not have the appropriate psychological disposition to safely use social media.
This is legit the best feeling that I do not think our country is fucked.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is legit the best feeling that I do not think our country is fucked.
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I swear to fucking god if I see any of you bummed at a single digit loss in a Trump +22 district
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I swear to fucking god if I see any of you bummed at a single digit loss in a Trump +22 district
The Indiana gerrymander of Indianapolis is really looking ridiculous now. Indianapolis is basically Nashville.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Indiana gerrymander of Indianapolis is really looking ridiculous now. Indianapolis is basically Nashville.
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there is just absolutely no inkling that someday we might want the LOAC to protect our guys too
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
there is just absolutely no inkling that someday we might want the LOAC to protect our guys too
I want to hear your Spanish civil war takes because man that will be telling.....
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I want to hear your Spanish civil war takes because man that will be telling.....
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I bet trump disappears for a few days.
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I bet trump disappears for a few days.