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Lovely Cosmic

@lovelycosmic.bsky.social

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · Aug 19

hi there,
most of my posts are about old nintendo stuff. sometimes i interact with nsfw stuff so that might end up on your timeline. oops. sorry. do not feel obligated to follow, thank you for visiting me on the internet computer website, i love you with mouth

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 10h

Every Taco Bell seems to not put enough syrup in their sodas. The last four I went to seemed really heavy on the soda water. Anyone else experience this?

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 1d

A shower curtain that is a screenshot of Ocarina of Time where the text “Water Temple” is on the screen, hung up over a shower.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Blue Man Group with a speech bubble as if they were speaking the quoted post text

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 1d

CHARLEY HORSE!! CHARLEY HORSE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN IT HURTS IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAGGGHHHHHGRHHAHHR!! AHHHHREEERR

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 2d

Two guys rob a liquor store. One of the robbers grabs a bottle, studies it, and looks at the other robber. “Is this whiskey?” he asks.

“Well not as whiskey as wobbing a bank” he replies

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t wait to finally get internet installed! Already hooked up the Apple TV. Haven’t had internet or tv for like 6 years. Gonna feel like a wizard pondering my orb

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 2d

Love sad boyz and the cumtown guys

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I unpack another box, I feel more at home. Put some posters on the walls and maaaaaan what a difference!

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

I find it weird that no one seems to make a slow cooker that is made to look like a witch’s cauldron

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

“But I am already eating this asshole all the time. The name of this asshole is Ideology.”

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 5d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

DO IT NINTENDO

My Nintendo News @mynintendonews.com · 4d

OpenAI and Sora's Sam Altman says "I hope Nintendo doesn’t sue us" #Repost

OpenAI and Sora’s Sam Altman says “I hope Nintendo doesn’t sue us”

Open Ai's new Sora app which has recently launched on the App Store allows users to generate numerous animated clips with a few simple key words. The company's Chief Executive Sam Altman has posted a video on the platform of himself surrounded by Pokemon and jokingly said "I hope Nintendo doesn’t sue us." Judging from recent news reports the app infringes on numerous intellectual properties such as Sponge Bob SquarePants, McDonald's, Pokemon and more.

mynintendonews.com

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t forget the overwhelming majority of maga are cowards, they won’t do shit. Just speak your mind and be you and don’t conform to their bully world

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 4d

Sound of mind, pure of heart, jack of lantern

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 5d

I DID IT!
I FINALLY MOVED!
Despite the world, I did not let it implicate me in its ugliness. My friends brought out the pure and unspoiled spot deep within myself, and the feelings of hope and gratitude dulled the pain and gnashing of teeth along the journey and led me home.

I hope your W is next ❤️

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Effy Neprin @effyneprin.bsky.social · 8d

Linktober 🙏

A drawing of Link from The Legend of Zelda

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

I’m so excited to move out this weekend but I wish I could sleep lmao I feel like a little boy again a few days before Christmas and too excited to sleep

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

People are spending money on *artificial* intelligence when they could be making their own organic, free range, cage free intelligence at home for free

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danny! 🐯 @tigerstooth.bsky.social · Jul 28

what then!!

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 11d

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

boo

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

Get your flu shot fucker

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 8d

“I have a hatchet to grind with you,” chided Fuckface.

“Well then I hope we can manage to bury the axe,” quipped Cosmic with a smug grin despite knowing his witty retort would merely go right over Fuckface’s head.