Sam
@lovelyoldtree.bsky.social
I used to be good at computer games, but they changed what "good at computer games" was, now what I am is "below average at computer games", and "good at computer games" is challenging and unattainable to me. It'll happen to you!
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Sam
@lovelyoldtree.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Activator to my compost heap, petrol on my bonfire, #promosky rejuvenate my feed with decent folks.
Computer games;
Destiny 2
Bioshock
Prototype
Mario Kart
Steamworld Heist
Dead Cells
Doom
Arkham Knight
Dead Space
Assassin's Creed
Far Cry
GTA
The Warriors
Devil May Cry
Tetris
Borderlands
AM's Alice
Computer games;
Destiny 2
Bioshock
Prototype
Mario Kart
Steamworld Heist
Dead Cells
Doom
Arkham Knight
Dead Space
Assassin's Creed
Far Cry
GTA
The Warriors
Devil May Cry
Tetris
Borderlands
AM's Alice
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
What's it like inside your head?
After this week I am this guy.
Beer o'clock now, bonfire shenanigans tomorrow, this is the planets aligning.
Beer o'clock now, bonfire shenanigans tomorrow, this is the planets aligning.
a man with a green necklace is making a funny face while standing in front of a red background .
Alt: Jack Black sings at a man and his head explodes.
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
After this week I am this guy.
Beer o'clock now, bonfire shenanigans tomorrow, this is the planets aligning.
Beer o'clock now, bonfire shenanigans tomorrow, this is the planets aligning.
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I can't stop laughing
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I can't stop laughing
Share one of your favourite cameos 🍦🍦🍦
Edward Woodward (from The Wicker Man) in Hot Fuzz, which was also about a Police Officer in a strange village with a sinister conspiracy
Edward Woodward (from The Wicker Man) in Hot Fuzz, which was also about a Police Officer in a strange village with a sinister conspiracy
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Share one of your favourite cameos 🍦🍦🍦
Edward Woodward (from The Wicker Man) in Hot Fuzz, which was also about a Police Officer in a strange village with a sinister conspiracy
Edward Woodward (from The Wicker Man) in Hot Fuzz, which was also about a Police Officer in a strange village with a sinister conspiracy
Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
Share your favourite black and white movie
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Share your favourite black and white movie
quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture
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I hate to admit this but I'm short of my rent that's due Friday so if anyone fancies a little shopping this week I'd be super grateful!😅
I'm offering 15% off orders over £20 for a little birthday sale this week in hopes of making the shortfall!
abistevens.etsy.com
#artShop #ArtistSupport #BSNM
I'm offering 15% off orders over £20 for a little birthday sale this week in hopes of making the shortfall!
abistevens.etsy.com
#artShop #ArtistSupport #BSNM
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I hate to admit this but I'm short of my rent that's due Friday so if anyone fancies a little shopping this week I'd be super grateful!😅
I'm offering 15% off orders over £20 for a little birthday sale this week in hopes of making the shortfall!
abistevens.etsy.com
#artShop #ArtistSupport #BSNM
I'm offering 15% off orders over £20 for a little birthday sale this week in hopes of making the shortfall!
abistevens.etsy.com
#artShop #ArtistSupport #BSNM
A highly rated 2d cartoony indie action platformer came out years ago and kicked all of our butts, then a sequel came along that was even more punishing, which prompted many of us to revisit the first. I did that myself recently, and finally beat it this week! I am of course talking about Spelunky.
September 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A highly rated 2d cartoony indie action platformer came out years ago and kicked all of our butts, then a sequel came along that was even more punishing, which prompted many of us to revisit the first. I did that myself recently, and finally beat it this week! I am of course talking about Spelunky.
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This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.
August 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.
I thought I'd got over it, but today I realised that I still get pissed off with the vague warning keywords on shows and films that say "may have some peril/ coarse language/ alcohol consumption"
It's like, don't ruin the plot for me, and now I know no one dies in this this episode.
It's like, don't ruin the plot for me, and now I know no one dies in this this episode.
August 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I thought I'd got over it, but today I realised that I still get pissed off with the vague warning keywords on shows and films that say "may have some peril/ coarse language/ alcohol consumption"
It's like, don't ruin the plot for me, and now I know no one dies in this this episode.
It's like, don't ruin the plot for me, and now I know no one dies in this this episode.
Every once in a while I'll have a look on ebay for what gameboy bits are available, and this item intrigued me as it appears to be a legitimate version of pokemon that I don't recall seeing any promos or hype for
July 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Every once in a while I'll have a look on ebay for what gameboy bits are available, and this item intrigued me as it appears to be a legitimate version of pokemon that I don't recall seeing any promos or hype for
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
Despite pre-ordering, today was my zero day. I kept my cool when the postie arrived, but this scene was very much in my head all morning.
youtu.be/BQf3Enwq9bE
youtu.be/BQf3Enwq9bE
The Simpsons - Where's My Spy Camera?
YouTube video by Daily Dose of Simpsons
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Despite pre-ordering, today was my zero day. I kept my cool when the postie arrived, but this scene was very much in my head all morning.
youtu.be/BQf3Enwq9bE
youtu.be/BQf3Enwq9bE
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I improved the DOOM (2016) Fight Like Hell trailer.
June 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I improved the DOOM (2016) Fight Like Hell trailer.
Phewee, I managed to play a bit of Destiny 2 on my lunch break, and by the skin of my teeth, I solo'd the zero-hour exotic mission. The first 20 mins were getting to the multi-layered boss fight, the last 20 mins were dedicated to my arse being handed to me. I finished with just 16 seconds to spare.
May 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Phewee, I managed to play a bit of Destiny 2 on my lunch break, and by the skin of my teeth, I solo'd the zero-hour exotic mission. The first 20 mins were getting to the multi-layered boss fight, the last 20 mins were dedicated to my arse being handed to me. I finished with just 16 seconds to spare.
Zuckerberg: You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said 'The average American has three friends', what I said was 'The average American has fewer than three friends, fewer than three people they would consider friends'. The average American is what I call myself, and I have no friends.
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Zuckerberg: You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said 'The average American has three friends', what I said was 'The average American has fewer than three friends, fewer than three people they would consider friends'. The average American is what I call myself, and I have no friends.
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To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
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Oblivion was a perfect game
April 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oblivion was a perfect game
Sir Keir Starmer, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 2024 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, ‘Disabled People Don't Deserve Benefits.'
April 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sir Keir Starmer, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 2024 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, ‘Disabled People Don't Deserve Benefits.'
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"Well, sir, looks like we got some nice items here at table Nintendo. Like this; what the heckaroonie is this, Mrs Glick?"
"It is Mario Kart, Ned. $90."
"Uh-huh. Well, I, uh... I guess you could use the case as a coaster..."
"No! Just computer game, Ned. $90."
#switch2 #mrsglickissavage
"It is Mario Kart, Ned. $90."
"Uh-huh. Well, I, uh... I guess you could use the case as a coaster..."
"No! Just computer game, Ned. $90."
#switch2 #mrsglickissavage
April 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Well, sir, looks like we got some nice items here at table Nintendo. Like this; what the heckaroonie is this, Mrs Glick?"
"It is Mario Kart, Ned. $90."
"Uh-huh. Well, I, uh... I guess you could use the case as a coaster..."
"No! Just computer game, Ned. $90."
#switch2 #mrsglickissavage
"It is Mario Kart, Ned. $90."
"Uh-huh. Well, I, uh... I guess you could use the case as a coaster..."
"No! Just computer game, Ned. $90."
#switch2 #mrsglickissavage
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today and always
March 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
today and always