Lars Fischer
@lpfischer.bsky.social
Unix geek turned strategic planner. Introvert turned international relations professional. Bisexual feminist turned parent of a trans man. Dane, lives in Copenhagen. He / him.
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
Despite the adjacent car sewer on this stretch & the days being mostly dark, my commutes have been great this week. Good flow, lots of energy, nice vibe.
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Despite the adjacent car sewer on this stretch & the days being mostly dark, my commutes have been great this week. Good flow, lots of energy, nice vibe.
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Oh no I played with a meme generator
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh no I played with a meme generator
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
TV news everywhere.
Network interviewer: do you think murder is bad
Admin official: I think protecting America is good
Interviewer: me too
Official: right
Interviewer: what about when the president murders non-Americans
Official: never heard of it
Interviewer: ok thank u
Official: you are not welcome
Admin official: I think protecting America is good
Interviewer: me too
Official: right
Interviewer: what about when the president murders non-Americans
Official: never heard of it
Interviewer: ok thank u
Official: you are not welcome
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
TV news everywhere.
#caturday is for sleeping. #lørdagskilling
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#caturday is for sleeping. #lørdagskilling
Yikes. Can I go back to Jordan now?
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yikes. Can I go back to Jordan now?
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Ruins of gas chamber and crematorium V at the Auschwitz II-Birkenau site.
Watch a short video about gas chambers and crematoria of the Auschwitz camp: https://youtu.be/-A05i25j9Ck
Watch a short video about gas chambers and crematoria of the Auschwitz camp: https://youtu.be/-A05i25j9Ck
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ruins of gas chamber and crematorium V at the Auschwitz II-Birkenau site.
Watch a short video about gas chambers and crematoria of the Auschwitz camp: https://youtu.be/-A05i25j9Ck
Watch a short video about gas chambers and crematoria of the Auschwitz camp: https://youtu.be/-A05i25j9Ck
The amazing #jetset lifestyle.
Exhibit A: lounge dinner, Vienna.
(it’s really quite OK. Boarding next flight - to Copenhagen - in ~40 minutes)
Exhibit A: lounge dinner, Vienna.
(it’s really quite OK. Boarding next flight - to Copenhagen - in ~40 minutes)
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The amazing #jetset lifestyle.
Exhibit A: lounge dinner, Vienna.
(it’s really quite OK. Boarding next flight - to Copenhagen - in ~40 minutes)
Exhibit A: lounge dinner, Vienna.
(it’s really quite OK. Boarding next flight - to Copenhagen - in ~40 minutes)
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
Have been alternating between 5 and 8 for some time now.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Have been alternating between 5 and 8 for some time now.
Arabian Nights. Walked past a Christmas party in Amman few nights ago.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Arabian Nights. Walked past a Christmas party in Amman few nights ago.
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From 1962 full page ad in National Geographic. Ironic.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
From 1962 full page ad in National Geographic. Ironic.
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POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
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"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.”
—FDR, 1944
—FDR, 1944
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.”
—FDR, 1944
—FDR, 1944
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oh, to have the cancellation of a mediocre white man
"I'm canceled," he says in the sleek profile they gave to him in the New Yorker while his latest special & his new novel is coming out. A lot of people wish they were that canceled.
Louis CK is not in a limbo of cancellation. He's straight up not cancelled & his "cancellation" became a profitable bit for him.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
oh, to have the cancellation of a mediocre white man
Det er hårdt at være #lørdagskilling. #caturday
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Det er hårdt at være #lørdagskilling. #caturday
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Television
Blondie
Dead Kennedys
The Birthday Party
Einstürzende Neubauten
Television
Blondie
Dead Kennedys
The Birthday Party
Einstürzende Neubauten
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
The Beach Boys
Magic Slim
Viktor Borge
Weird Al
The Dead South
The Beach Boys
Magic Slim
Viktor Borge
Weird Al
The Dead South
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Depeche Mode
DR Pigekoret
Kashmir
Guldimund
Whitney Houston
Depeche Mode
DR Pigekoret
Kashmir
Guldimund
Whitney Houston
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Television
Blondie
Dead Kennedys
The Birthday Party
Einstürzende Neubauten
Television
Blondie
Dead Kennedys
The Birthday Party
Einstürzende Neubauten
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The Doctor is right and correct
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Doctor is right and correct
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Cassandra, paraphrased, "Maybe we shouldn't allow that giant [con artist and notorious racist] inside the [White House]. It's a trap!"
Americans née Trojans, "We can't listen to that hysterical woman! She once claimed [Trump] tried to rape her. No one should believe a word she says."
Americans née Trojans, "We can't listen to that hysterical woman! She once claimed [Trump] tried to rape her. No one should believe a word she says."
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Cassandra, paraphrased, "Maybe we shouldn't allow that giant [con artist and notorious racist] inside the [White House]. It's a trap!"
Americans née Trojans, "We can't listen to that hysterical woman! She once claimed [Trump] tried to rape her. No one should believe a word she says."
Americans née Trojans, "We can't listen to that hysterical woman! She once claimed [Trump] tried to rape her. No one should believe a word she says."
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The DC shooter is a man whose work *for the United States* drove him crazy from guilt. That work, conducted at the direction of *our* CIA, allegedly involved murdering civilians. So for Trump to now say that the DC shooting confirms that *Afghans* categorically have shitty values is.... beyond vile.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The DC shooter is a man whose work *for the United States* drove him crazy from guilt. That work, conducted at the direction of *our* CIA, allegedly involved murdering civilians. So for Trump to now say that the DC shooting confirms that *Afghans* categorically have shitty values is.... beyond vile.
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Et gennemført useriøst menneske fra et useriøst parti 🤦🏻♂️
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Et gennemført useriøst menneske fra et useriøst parti 🤦🏻♂️