lauren ⛄️
@lriddy.bsky.social
metro Detroiter, neighborhood biker, she/her
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All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it
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ive said it before but its so funny that in every generation a coach looks at the pistons roster and goes "i bet if i made these guys really annoying we could win a championship"
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
ive said it before but its so funny that in every generation a coach looks at the pistons roster and goes "i bet if i made these guys really annoying we could win a championship"
for someone who is low iron, i've got a lot of blood taken in the last few days. i need all the blood i got!
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
for someone who is low iron, i've got a lot of blood taken in the last few days. i need all the blood i got!
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me the entire halftime performance
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
me the entire halftime performance
sometimes i want to tell my therapist she's being too nice, and unfortunately i think that would only make her nicer
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
sometimes i want to tell my therapist she's being too nice, and unfortunately i think that would only make her nicer
good news: colonoscopy is still on for wednesday after insurance coverage scare
bad news: colonoscopy is still on for wednesday
bad news: colonoscopy is still on for wednesday
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
good news: colonoscopy is still on for wednesday after insurance coverage scare
bad news: colonoscopy is still on for wednesday
bad news: colonoscopy is still on for wednesday
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this seems so outlandish a thing that one must needs go a little into the history and philosophy of it
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
this seems so outlandish a thing that one must needs go a little into the history and philosophy of it
sitting next to someone in an empty movie theater behavior
Literally obsessed with this pic I got of one Cedar Waxwing getting very mad at another for drinking in the same spot as him despite there being a whole stream
January 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
sitting next to someone in an empty movie theater behavior
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One thing we haven't tried with ICE is massively increasing their funding with no oversight or accountability. I mean we've tried it several times, many many many times, but what I'm suggesting is: Maybe we should try it again
January 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
One thing we haven't tried with ICE is massively increasing their funding with no oversight or accountability. I mean we've tried it several times, many many many times, but what I'm suggesting is: Maybe we should try it again
fell for it again (clicked on ad for toddler cardigan i thought was for women)
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
fell for it again (clicked on ad for toddler cardigan i thought was for women)
wondering why I’m so hungry at 1:30p and remembering I just fed myself plain rice at 11:30a like a sick dog
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
wondering why I’m so hungry at 1:30p and remembering I just fed myself plain rice at 11:30a like a sick dog
the probiotics and antibiotics are fighting for territory in my stomach
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 PM
the probiotics and antibiotics are fighting for territory in my stomach
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me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day
all women should get a bank teller panic button but instead of calling the cops, it dispenses uti antibiotics
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 PM
all women should get a bank teller panic button but instead of calling the cops, it dispenses uti antibiotics
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IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE
TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE
January 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE
TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE
her ass is NOT a bag of authentic corn tortilla chips!!
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
her ass is NOT a bag of authentic corn tortilla chips!!
of the many horrifying images this week, hard to get the point-blank pepper spray out of my mind. most pathetic men in the world
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
of the many horrifying images this week, hard to get the point-blank pepper spray out of my mind. most pathetic men in the world
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6 degrees at 7a to 0 degrees at 10a.... i'm scared
January 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
6 degrees at 7a to 0 degrees at 10a.... i'm scared
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It has not been lost on me that the two preeminent contemporary uses of LLMs is the infinite generation of 1) CSAM and 2) media that serves no purpose other to publicly denigrate, humiliate, and dominate women and minorities.
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It has not been lost on me that the two preeminent contemporary uses of LLMs is the infinite generation of 1) CSAM and 2) media that serves no purpose other to publicly denigrate, humiliate, and dominate women and minorities.
they’re calling it the most Michigan man estate sale ever seen
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
they’re calling it the most Michigan man estate sale ever seen
got shivers from looking at my weather forecast
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
got shivers from looking at my weather forecast
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Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today
saw two red-bellied woodpeckers right outside my door this morning, what a treat
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
saw two red-bellied woodpeckers right outside my door this morning, what a treat