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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 1d

saw yet another "rural, like Stardew valley" post so here's the down low
- your septic tank sucks. you can't flush...solids
- there's no indoor heat. you have to hide your wood piles bc ppl will steal
- nazis
- no cell service
- "town" is 3000 people, 1 store, 30 mins away min
- meth
- guns

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 7d

💸💕 SNAP runs out on Friday and these folks need help

Flare Sword @flaresword.bsky.social · 7d

gofund.me/8b07eac2

Donate to Help Sword and Their Housemates Overcome Hardship, organized by Brian Porbansky

My name is Brian. I don't like being referred to by that name, and o… Brian Porbansky needs your support for Help Sword and Their Housemates Overcome Hardship

gofund.me

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Danielle Radford @danielleradford.bsky.social · 9d

Average music fan carrying a $70 single bag of groceries past bored troops as their neighbor gets thrown in a van by masked men who just pepper sprayed a cop:

“Huh, I wonder why these songs about an NFL player’s big ol’ dick don’t feel as relatable as they usually do”

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Skipperdamned 🏳️‍⚧️ @luckypenny.bsky.social · 10d

I dunno if this is the kind of attention you want, lmao. Dude moved my stuff without my permission so he could sit and talk at me about his novel for over an hour.

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Skipperdamned 🏳️‍⚧️ @luckypenny.bsky.social · 10d

I need to become less approachable to men

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val (she of the endless backlog) @etcetega.bsky.social · 14d

close, but no cigar

a screencap of kamen rider kuuga episode 13

"the kuuga mark was coming off, so I've been repainting it."

a screencap of kamen rider kuuga episode 13

"kuuga?"

a screencap of kamen rider kuuga episode 13

"the country with all the good baseball players and ballerinas?"

a screencap of kamen rider kuuga episode 13

"no, that's cuba."

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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio Narrator 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 15d

i think it's simply unfair that this body cream is both:

1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl

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beepatrix @radm.transsexual.navy · 25d

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Skipperdamned 🏳️‍⚧️ @luckypenny.bsky.social · 25d

How dare you steal Chrono Cross, now I gotta go with my second choice. Side note, we should talk about Chrono Cross.

Skipperdamned 🏳️‍⚧️ @luckypenny.bsky.social · 25d

A video game screenshot where boy with long red hair and a long white coat is attacking a bird in a battle screen

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Kris / DFN Hell @organiccyborg.bsky.social · Sep 19

more tumblr wisdom.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

anyway more addittions

“30-50 feral hogs” for someone using Very Specific Scenarios to justify holding back larger policy changes
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

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Christina 🌹 | Play Twisted Wonderland! @dramata.bsky.social · 28d

There's a demo up on Steam for Fantasy Maiden Wars!

store.steampowered.com/app/3972200/...

Fantasy Maiden Wars - DREAM OF THE STRAY DREAMER - Demo on Steam

A fantasy tactical RPG where you command colorful cast of characters across grid-based battles. Customize skills, unleash flashy Spell Cards, and enjoy rich animations in a strategic, story-driven adv...

store.steampowered.com

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Skipperdamned 🏳️‍⚧️ @luckypenny.bsky.social · Sep 15

If you see this, post five things that make you happy

Sure why not; in no particular order:

- When my cat does something stupid - the way my girlfriend says my name
- the way my spouse kisses the top of my head
- taking a long, hot shower
- how the light comes through the trees on our street

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Ramiel 🐇 comms closed @pawberry.bsky.social · Sep 6

Attempt to capture the beauty of my wife walking around the house

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Ashcan @ashcan.bsky.social · Sep 5

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

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evanthing 🧸 @loveimps.bsky.social · Sep 6

puppy girl puppy girl sketch

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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · Sep 5

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Natalie @twigsyy.bsky.social · Aug 31

🩵🩷

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Lilwhorgi @lilwhorgi.bsky.social · Sep 1

You shouldn't snoop around a sorceress' study. There could be curses about

TF themed quick sketch commission for @hushpint.bsky.social

Hush has found herself loosing her fox form and changing into a fishercat ( basically a big pine marten ) after reading fisks personal spell book.

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merritt @merrittk.com · Aug 31

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Fennec Wolfox @fennecwf.bsky.social · Aug 31

@alqemizzy.bsky.social is such a dumb lil cutie I fuckin love her

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Skipperdamned 🏳️‍⚧️ @luckypenny.bsky.social · Aug 31

yeah, she's a cutie-pie ^_^

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Taviana K.L Vylevathorn (Starhound) @taviana.bsky.social · Aug 8

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

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DammitCat @dammitcat.bsky.social · Oct 11

To my fellow fat boys and masc folx, the meatheads have begun bulking and are already posting "GeTtInG fAt!" posts.

Reminder that these idiots do everything for attention and to treat them like blue check marks: block/mute and move on. Love y'all <3

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